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A book. I'm tellin' ya, it'll be a book . . .
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A book. I'm tellin' ya, it'll be a book . . .


I'd be cool with a book, as long as it's esoteric as fuck and focuses on Tool as much as possible.
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We already got a book.
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What would the odds lay and on what I wonder.

A TooL video/DVD of any kind released this year...what are the odds....?  5:1?  10:1?

A member of TooL releases a book of any kind in 2013.... 20:1?



 
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Won't be a live DVD.  Danny said again in one of those fucking interviews that ain't happenin any time soon.  

 

The Pot Video?  Who gives a fuck.

 

A Book?  as ^Apeface^ up there already mentioned, got that already, or close enough, Revolver book of Tool.  And Nardo has his lame ass whino book coming out.  Working title...How to be a Douche and still get your dick sucked by stupid fucking fangirls.

 

A movie?  Would be fucking lame.  Yellow Submarine...nuff said.

 

A new website?  LOL!

 

A silly flash art website dedicated to things the band is interested in?  Wait, they already did that.  It's called Dissectional.

 

It is a lot of nothing.  A big, fat, stinking pile of nothing.  No double album.  No Salival two.  Just a lame ass auz/nz tour and a Tool album in 2014 that will have taken 8 years to be released.  But but but...it is gonna have a 20 minute song!  Oh wait, they already did that to.

 

Fuck Tool.  Carry on.
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2014?  Aren't you the optimist.
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Tool Finally streaming a concert?! I wish...

 
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Just a lame ass auz/nz tour


 

says the butt hurt pirate who can't be in attendance
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petemasterpete said

Just a lame ass auz/nz tour


 

says the butt hurt pirate who can't be in attendance


Knew you would be salty when I said the Palms song sucks.  I have seen Tool plenty of times.  You could hand me a fucking all expense paid VIP trip pass to every stop on this Auz/NZ tour and I would shit on it and hand it back to you.  Fuck Tool.
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A children's book written by Justin, with art by Adam. Oh and the foreword written by Danny.

Maynard "signs" three and spits on page twelve.

 

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A children's book written by Justin, with art by Adam. Oh and the foreword written by Danny.

Maynard "signs" three and spits on page twelve.

 

Callin' it.


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Won't be a live DVD.  Danny said again in one of those fucking interviews that ain't happenin any time soon.  

 

The Pot Video?  Who gives a fuck.

 

A Book?  as ^Apeface^ up there already mentioned, got that already, or close enough, Revolver book of Tool.  And Nardo has his lame ass whino book coming out.  Working title...How to be a Douche and still get your dick sucked by stupid fucking fangirls.

 

A movie?  Would be fucking lame.  Yellow Submarine...nuff said.

 

A new website?  LOL!

 

A silly flash art website dedicated to things the band is interested in?  Wait, they already did that.  It's called Dissectional.

 

It is a lot of nothing.  A big, fat, stinking pile of nothing.  No double album.  No Salival two.  Just a lame ass auz/nz tour and a Tool album in 2014 that will have taken 8 years to be released.  But but but...it is gonna have a 20 minute song!  Oh wait, they already did that to.

 

Fuck Tool.  Carry on.


LOL, perfect. Just perfect.
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