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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by ilikecheese » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:16 pm

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Yeah, that's good, that's real good...thanks man.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by ilikecheese » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:26 pm

The beer, ale, lager, and cider thread,
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go sober today,
She's gonna make them drink at home.
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Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:20 am

Managed to not wake up in a weird place, nor pass out for that matter, from 600ml of vodka last night!

I think I've turned a corner.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by not tyson » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:22 am

I woke up covered in cheezels.

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Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:38 am

You know what, I'd prefer that to waking up normally.

I have over a litre of vodka. Place your bets on when I pass out. Throwing up in at $4.75.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:01 am

The Boss wrote:Had a 375ml bottle of vodka last night, for example.
The Boss wrote:Managed to not wake up in a weird place, nor pass out for that matter, from 600ml of vodka last night!
The Boss wrote:I have over a litre of vodka. Place your bets on when I pass out.
You keep outdoing yourself, congratulations! What's next the 1.14L or will you be a man and step it up to the 1.75L?
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:04 am

basejumper wrote:
The Boss wrote:Had a 375ml bottle of vodka last night, for example.
The Boss wrote:Managed to not wake up in a weird place, nor pass out for that matter, from 600ml of vodka last night!
The Boss wrote:I have over a litre of vodka. Place your bets on when I pass out.
You keep outdoing yourself, congratulations! What's next the 1.14L or will you be a man and step it up to the 1.75L?
I'm well versed in sarcasm, too!

I bought a shitload of 375ml bottles of vodka yesterday. I have three left.

But enough about me - what spirit would you NOT drink?

I'm bourbon, all the way. Even smelling it makes me want to vomit. Not a fan of any liquorice flavoured shit, either.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:11 am

I don't like many liquors.
Gin tops the list though... don't like that one at all. Must be those damn juniper berries.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:13 am

basejumper wrote:I don't like many liquors.
Gin tops the list though... don't like that one at all. Must be those damn juniper berries.
Gin comes from juniper berries?

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:15 am

Flavored from juniper berries.

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Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:18 am

Damn. Thanks for the lesson, dude!
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by not tyson » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:25 am

I can't get into brandy.




























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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by TheBirdman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:28 am

Tequila fucks me up too

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:38 am

TheBirdman wrote:Tequila fucks me up too
I like tequila
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:49 am

One must always respect tequila

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by not tyson » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:24 am

Tequila ain't nothing, I could drink you all under the table FACT

Probably not a good thing, but I don't have much going for me

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by markuspoop » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:27 am

Drunk off Old Fashiond's tonight. And just move this thread to the other booze thread already.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:46 am

Not Tyson wrote:Tequila ain't nothing, I could drink you all under the table FACT

Probably not a good thing, but I don't have much going for me

8-)
I'll concede.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by markuspoop » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:48 am

Internet Poopy could drink everyone under the table.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:49 am

basejumper wrote:
TheBirdman wrote:Tequila fucks me up too
I like tequila
Tequila is my bro.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:01 am

The Boss wrote:I have over a litre of vodka. Place your bets on when I pass out.
How deep are you in?

I'll go with passing out at 850ml.
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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:47 am

Can you ladies take your liquor discussion elsewhere - this thread is about Beer, Ale, Lager and some other shit.

Here is tonight's drinking:

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by TheBirdman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:24 pm

To be honest, I probably couldn't out drink anyone haha I'm weak when it comes to spirits.

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by ilikecheese » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:37 pm

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Re: Beer/Ale/Lager/Cider Thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:12 pm

Well it's nearly 7 am, just got home from work, and it's time to slam a few Sierra Nevada. Yessss

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