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C'mon guys, it's not even april yet..
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Comic book abomination. Wtf?
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tys0n wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:20 pm Aww man, now I want a merkin hotdog

http://merkinvineyards.org/wagons/
The All-seeing eye is on the hotdog, the slice of pizza and the ice cream cone. Weird...
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Calling fake on that comic.
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joeypants wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 am Calling fake on that comic.
Noooooooo

First Hellboy and now the comic? My heart can't take all this deception.
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joeypants wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 am Calling fake on that comic.
It’s not, my buddy got one.... got one for me too how could I not? I’ll get it tomorrow and let you all know what the dilly is.
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joeypants wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 am Calling fake on that comic.
The comic certainly seems to be real. The question is more is it authorised? I suspect it's not endorsed by the band,
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What makes you think that? Did the bald Cyborg Chancellor give it away? Or was it Beard-O Jones?
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The comic is real. Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?
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children wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:23 am
tys0n wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:20 pm Aww man, now I want a merkin hotdog

http://merkinvineyards.org/wagons/
The All-seeing eye is on the hotdog, the slice of pizza and the ice cream cone. Weird...


Kinda seems like a blatant reference to Jimmy's past sexual abuse as a child. Not sure why he would choose to use that symbolism now as an adult who has hopefully healed from it.
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The all-seeing eye is associated with child abuse?
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The all seeing eye is an anus, there, saved you thousands of hours in occult research.
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hellboy wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:28 pm The all-seeing eye is associated with child abuse?
Maybe, maybe not, but Pizza, Hot dog and Ice cream are known code words in pedophilia rings....

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Map = semen?

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Because they use it to sail the seas
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So that's why that older guy kept asking me for ice cream.
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It was only a matter of time until fourth eye devolved into pizzagate QAnon conspiracy theories. Yikes.
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hellboy wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:54 pm
joeypants wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 am Calling fake on that comic.
The comic certainly seems to be real. The question is more is it authorised? I suspect it's not endorsed by the band,
I really, really, really, really hope whatever *THAT* is was in no way endorsed by the band. This would be the first thing to make me blanch and worry about the quality of art to come forth...
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what a fucking disgusting piece of shit of a list is that pedophile vocabulary, they refer as pasta to the little boys they steal and rape
the only good thing is that some of them are getting caught, being raped and brutally killed in prisons
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Pretty sure that list is made up, it's not the code names we I mean they use./
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This thread is off the rails like we are back in the 2014 Random Tool Social Media thread, waiting on an impending announcement for a new Tool record.

Now that I think about it, wouldn't prying open my fourth eye be..................nah, nevermind.
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I wonder if the the the new record will have an instrumental track? That could further explain why Maynard isn't completely certain the "inst" are tracked. Seems like an instrumental track would be the lowest priority to finish, since Maynard would be needed for all the tracks with vocals (and his availability is to some extent limited by other projects).
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Maybe, maybe not. No doubt there are segues and other elements the guys are working on that don't necessarily include Maynard.
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I also don't expect there to be many major changes with the majority of the music at this point, if vocals are already tracked.


Then again, surprises happen! :lol:
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tiresias wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:39 am It was only a matter of time until fourth eye devolved into pizzagate QAnon conspiracy theories. Yikes.
Weird, I looked but couldn't find any references to those conspiracies.
From the tone of your post, I think the word you were looking for was degrade, not devolve as no power was transferred which is normally the case when things devolve. But you probably know all that since you already seem to be the smartest guy in the room here.
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