Would you rather

[hellboy]

Nah, that bear isn't fat enough to be Tyson

[markuspoop]

Fat enough or not, that bear comes from a terrible movie so it's apt enough.

[The Boss]

Nah, that bear isn't fat enough to be Tyson

The bear tenderly looking at the ginger's soft, delicate, lips is more accurate.

[hellboy]

Fat enough or not, that bear comes from a terrible movie so it's apt enough.

To be fair that movie appeals to ICP, Chevelle and Disturbed fans so is quite apt for Mog.

[The Boss]

Fat enough or not, that bear comes from a terrible movie so it's apt enough.

To be fair that movie appeals to ICP, Chevelle and Disturbed fans so is quite apt for Mog.

I quite liked it.

[MOG]

Fat enough or not, that bear comes from a terrible movie so it's apt enough.

To be fair that movie appeals to ICP, Chevelle and Disturbed fans so is quite apt for Mog.

Well done you grindcore lovin cum guzzler. Seriously though, what is not to like about Ted? Mila Kunis and a talking bear that smokes weed, drinks and does coke? And here I thought I was the stuffy fuck around here.

[snazzlefrass]

"There is a shit on the floor!"

[The Boss]

It's called being over 14

Didn't you once make me watch a dude sniff a teenager's foreskin?

[Kittaan]

Quick show of hands... would anybody be surprised if that happened?

[The Boss]

[Kittaan]

I'd rather not. I am still trying to unwatch most of what Tyson posted on the NSFW thread. Knew better, clicked some anyway.

[The Boss]

[The Boss]

Oh man, what a great weekend, that is the shit, you threw me off with the sniffing a foreskin, you can't tell either way.

That's why I invented the poop tube

LOL x 1,000. Blew my mind.

[ilikecheese]

Make it $51,000 and I'll take the money.  When can I expect it, I got bills!

what in thee fuck is Â?

[snazzlefrass]

Capital A hat?

[Kittaan]

ilikecheese said
 

 
You tell me.

[ilikecheese]

Would you rather...

A: Blow a homeless guy

or

B: Fuck Justin Bieber but he's been dead for 28 hours AND you have to become the President of his fan club for life.

[markuspoop]

If we choose option B do we get to use lube or do we have to raw-dog it?

[Kittaan]

Would you rather...

A: Blow a homeless guy

or

B: Fuck Justin Bieber but he's been dead for 28 hours AND you have to become the President of his fan club for life.

I choose C: Neither of those options sound appealing, so I'll pass.

Now, would you rather:

Fuck, Marry, Kill - Jessica Simpson (from 10 years ago), Marge Simpson (transformed into a real person, but same skin color and hair), Nicole Brown Simpson (Pre-Gruesome Murder)

[UndKeineZwEier]

All three - Nicole Brown Simpson

[ilikecheese]

ilikecheese said
Â

You intrigue me.

I see...

[not tyson]

Would you rather...

A: Blow a homeless guy

or

B: Fuck Justin Bieber but he's been dead for 28 hours AND you have to become the President of his fan club for life.

I choose C: Neither of those options sound appealing, so I'll pass.

Now, would you rather:

Fuck, Marry, Kill - Jessica Simpson (from 10 years ago), Marge Simpson (transformed into a real person, but same skin color and hair), Nicole Brown Simpson (Pre-Gruesome Murder)

As a pacifist I refuse to take part.

[Kittaan]

^ I would say that's a cop out, but having copped out of Cheez's query myself, that just wouldn't be right.

[The Boss]

I find it disturbing that everyone is seemingly OK with necrophilia.

And paedophilia, according to that other thread.

Wait, is this 4chan /b/?

[MOG]

I find it disturbing that everyone is seemingly OK with necrophilia.

And paedophilia, according to that other thread.

Wait, is this 4chan /b/?

You have been hanging out with Tyson for 8 years now (or is it 9? my math might be off) and ^THAT^ disturbs you?