merkin in melbourne?

Craeyak · Post by **Craeyak** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:21 pm

hey guys, anybody know where i can get a bubbly bottle of merkin vineyards in melbourne?

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:46 pm

Pretty sure it's a mail-order situation, but make another thread - you might get lucky.

Also, no offence (actually, I couldn't give a fuck), but if you're on an information-heavy website like this, and have to ask a question like that, then well - you can just go ahead and call off the whole detective/cop dream you always had when you were a kid.

Because your powers of observation are fucking terrible.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:50 pm

Also, throw "merkin vineyards" into Google. See what happens.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but seriously, I fucking hate it when people can't be bothered to take fucking two minutes out of their boring, shitty, lives to use a search engine and find the answer to whatever question they're asking.

And if the sad reality is that you're too fucking stupid to work the internet on your own, then I suggest you fuck off immediately. Your little hero Maynard always says that he has no patience for imbeciles - I have even less.

Post by **hellboy** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:10 am

It is pretty easy to find on Google. Here's a PDF with a list of bottle shops where the wine may be available: http://www.sipandlisten.com.au/pdf/Ariz ... listen.pdf

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:00 am

Craeyak said
hey guys, anybody know where i can get a bubbly bottle of merkin vineyards in melbourne?

really?

bubbly?

Post by **The Boss** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:58 pm

We are so nice.

Craeyak · Post by **Craeyak** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:40 pm

thanks hellboy, really helpful. oh and thanks crow, i wanted an answer to my question not a blatent display of egotism.

Post by **The Boss** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:42 pm

Telling you to do your own research rather than be a completely lazy douchebag and ask other people to do your work for you is "egotism"?

Right. Welcome to FourthEye.

Post by **hellboy** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:19 am

crow011 said
Telling you to do your own research rather than be a completely lazy douchebag and ask other people to do your work for you is "egotism"?

He probably should have just called you an asshole, as that pretty much sums up your response.

Post by **The Boss** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:32 pm

And I probably should've just told him to stop being a lazy asshole, as that's what he was doing.