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Tool sells out NBA arenas. They are NOT underrated.
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Your mom sells out NBA arenas.
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Your mom sells out NFL stadiums.
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Selling out arenas means nothing. Most of those people believe they are attending a Limp Bizkit concert anyway...
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Ravenpig wrote:Your mom sells out NFL stadiums.
Your mom sells out.
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children wrote:Selling out arenas means nothing. Most of those people believe they are attending a Limp Bizkit concert anyway...
So what does that say about Tool?
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@children: Emphasis on the "just", you fucking moron.
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children wrote:What alternative universe do you live in, Mog? In what reality is TOOL "overrated?"

You saw how Danny lost in that poll against that faggot Slipknot drummer. TOOL obviously don't get the recognition they deserve.

Sure, here in this community of TOOL fans, and among music critics and music appreciators alike, they are considered musical Gods or geniuses, and that irritates the fuck out of you, i know, but TOOL is widely underrated, at least when it comes to the mainstream world. Even a large portion of people who claim to be fans of the band would put TOOL alongside bands like Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold or some other actually overrated shitty band because they cannot tell the difference.

The masses simply cannot understand TOOL's music, or any other medium of deeply thought-provoking spiritual enlightenment (at this stage in human evolution, anyway).
LOL, they're consistently one of the fast selling bands in any venue everywhere around the world. They regularly get critical and fan-based acclaim for every single thing that they do. They're always regarded as one of the great success stories to come from the 1990s, often dwarfing their peers with the quality of their output.

They'll be thought of in the same vein as SABBATH, if they're not already.

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children wrote:Selling out arenas means nothing. Most of those people believe they are attending a Limp Bizkit concert anyway...
So what does that say about Tool?
Not sure exactly. I guess they're stuck in a stereotype; a stereotype they've been trying to stray away from every since they entered the public domain. I'm sure there a lot of factors contributing to the reason TOOL is still lumped in with the nu metal garbage. I think it's mainly because they were simply there when that "genre" was conceived and haven't been able to shake the image ever since...
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The Boss wrote:@children: Emphasis on the "just", you fucking moron.
What is this supposed to mean you drunken cunt?
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children wrote:What would TOOL be, other than a band?
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Oh, now i see. A little late there, old sport. You know better to use the quote button.

Still doesn't answer my question, though. So you intended there to be emphasis on the "just". They are JUST a band. Okay, what the fuck does that mean? Clarify, bitch!
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That was my impression of Jesse Pinkman...
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children wrote:
The Boss wrote:@children: Emphasis on the "just", you fucking moron.
What is this supposed to mean you drunken cunt?
You do realize that using profanity on Fourtheye is a ban-able offense, right?


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Some of my most favourite cunts have been drunken.

I took it as a compliment.
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children wrote:What alternative universe do you live in, Mog? In what reality is TOOL "overrated?"

You saw how Danny lost in that poll against that faggot Slipknot drummer. TOOL obviously don't get the recognition they deserve.

Sure, here in this community of TOOL fans, and among music critics and music appreciators alike, they are considered musical Gods or geniuses, and that irritates the fuck out of you, i know, but TOOL is widely underrated, at least when it comes to the mainstream world. Even a large portion of people who claim to be fans of the band would put TOOL alongside bands like Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold or some other actually overrated shitty band because they cannot tell the difference.

The masses simply cannot understand TOOL's music, or any other medium of deeply thought-provoking spiritual enlightenment (at this stage in human evolution, anyway).
LOL, they're consistently one of the fast selling bands in any venue everywhere around the world. They regularly get critical and fan-based acclaim for every single thing that they do. They're always regarded as one of the great success stories to come from the 1990s, often dwarfing their peers with the quality of their output.

They'll be thought of in the same vein as SABBATH, if they're not already.

Your retardation knows no bounds, does it.
Did i fucking deny that TOOL fills arenas and sells millions of records? No, i didn't.

My point was that a majority of those people only go to TOOL shows and buy TOOL records because they think TOOL is part of the same scene as System of a Down and Korn and any other of those shit bands you can think of...
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Kittaan wrote:
children wrote:
The Boss wrote:@children: Emphasis on the "just", you fucking moron.
What is this supposed to mean you drunken cunt?
You do realize that using profanity on Fourtheye is a ban-able offense, right?


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So is FUCK not considered profanity anymore because that word is used an awful lot on this site?
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children wrote:What alternative universe do you live in, Mog? In what reality is TOOL "overrated?"

You saw how Danny lost in that poll against that faggot Slipknot drummer. TOOL obviously don't get the recognition they deserve.

Sure, here in this community of TOOL fans, and among music critics and music appreciators alike, they are considered musical Gods or geniuses, and that irritates the fuck out of you, i know, but TOOL is widely underrated, at least when it comes to the mainstream world. Even a large portion of people who claim to be fans of the band would put TOOL alongside bands like Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold or some other actually overrated shitty band because they cannot tell the difference.

The masses simply cannot understand TOOL's music, or any other medium of deeply thought-provoking spiritual enlightenment (at this stage in human evolution, anyway).
LOL, they're consistently one of the fast selling bands in any venue everywhere around the world. They regularly get critical and fan-based acclaim for every single thing that they do. They're always regarded as one of the great success stories to come from the 1990s, often dwarfing their peers with the quality of their output.

They'll be thought of in the same vein as SABBATH, if they're not already.

Your retardation knows no bounds, does it.
Did i fucking deny that TOOL fills arenas and sells millions of records? No, i didn't.

My point was that a majority of those people only go to TOOL shows and buy TOOL records because they think TOOL is part of the same scene as System of a Down and Korn and any other of those shit bands you can think of...
THAT was your point?!
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Yes...
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children wrote:So is FUCK not considered profanity anymore because that word is used an awful lot on this site?
Fuck if I know, ya cunt.
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I honestly don't know why you guys are waiting for the new Tool album when there's already a far superior band out there saving rock and roll. Just in one song they do everything Tool does but quicker, more efficient. The hard parts blending into the melodic parts seamlessly, the biting lyrics, hell even Tool aren't profound enough to use an orchestra.

Grow up.

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