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Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".
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YouTube. Go listen to them on YouTube from your iPhone!!!
For porn, go to RedTube.
For porn, go to RedTube.
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I hope an Executive Order comes to fix this outrage and make America Great AgainUndKeineZwEier wrote:Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".
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We do it to recognize the Mexican day of rest, which falls on Tuesday, since as we all know Mexico is the home of food based days.
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I think you meant "Make 'Murca Grate Again", referring to the grated cheez that tops our patriotic tacos.hellboy wrote:I hope an Executive Order comes to fix this outrage and make America Great AgainUndKeineZwEier wrote:Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".
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You grate your own cheese now that foreigners aren't allowed in?
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Exactly. One of the many benefits of President Rump's brilliant plan/ban.
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Nothing in particular. I was just unusually hopeful when I pulled up toolband.com today. I usually check about every three days or at least once a week just out of habit.Ravenpig wrote:What's so special about today?
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Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
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Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
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Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.Krazy_blah wrote:Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
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Long hair, nice dress, built like a brick house with an Adam's apple...UndKeineZwEier wrote:Depends on your definition of "lady".
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http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... ams-apple/UndKeineZwEier wrote:Who's Adam?
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So are you saying that it's not related to your tool, but related to our TOOL?hellboy wrote:Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.Krazy_blah wrote:Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
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That's good to hear. Something we will find out about in the near future? Or just good news but still too far off to expect any announcement?hellboy wrote:Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.Krazy_blah wrote:Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
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hellboy wrote:I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.
Up? Down? Clockwise? Counter Clockwise?
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That is correct. It's no indication of anything happening in the near future, but it is a confirmation of sorts that they are on the right path.Bill Hilly wrote: So are you saying that it's not related to your tool, but related to our TOOL?
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There's a path?!?!?!
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All paths lead to the LoftCalfium Jay wrote:There's a path?!?!?!
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I'm starting to think that HB and Blair are one and the same.
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Studio time for 2017 would be the right path if I was choosing my own adventure. I've also run out of sarcasm at this point.
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Not that far down the path, but on the path at least.Bill Hilly wrote:Studio time for 2017 would be the right path if I was choosing my own adventure. I've also run out of sarcasm at this point.
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3 bands that stood way higher than everyone else when I was as a teenager was Faith No More, Metallica & Tool..
FNM released a newbie in 2015.
Metallica released a newbie in 2016.
As a big fan of Symmetry I'm gonna take a wild punt and call a late 2017 release for the trifecta.
FNM released a newbie in 2015.
Metallica released a newbie in 2016.
As a big fan of Symmetry I'm gonna take a wild punt and call a late 2017 release for the trifecta.
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