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Looks like since the last blanket sold so well another one is now available!!



Oh, and I just saw this to go along with it...

That towel has been available for a while now, I think I may have even posted it on Fourtheye.

As for the blanket, well I've said my piece....

I scored three for my eBay store

Hhahahahaha. That blanket looks like something someone's mom would make during a weekend with old tshirts.

They're really pushing the envelope to see just what crap they can sell.

Also, from the store what would they put or has been put in the 'Museum" part?

Where's the store? Hasn't opened for me lately through toolband shop icon. Thx

How on earth did Adam approve on those blankets? Isn't he known to be the perfectionist, then they put out this crap for a whopping $150? BS.

There are many stories of people ordering blankets and other merch and not receiving it.

Here's the link to the Toolband Store, and it's currently working. http://shop.toolarmy.com/default.asp

In other news....

Admittedly, I haven't checked out the TA Shopping Bazaar in quite some time, but I don't recall these being there:



Girl's Long sleeve shirt with Tool Army fire logo on front. $12.99



Girl's Long-Sleeve shirt with "Tool" written in silver metallic ink. $12.99

And they've still got the same shitty TA men's shirt for nearly twice the price ($24.99). Seriously, this TA Men's shirt looks like somebody got creative with some red tape on a $2 black tee.

Guess they're trying to encourage more chicks to wear Tool shirts? Works for me.




Update: Realized I could check the reviews to get an idea of how long they've been in the store. Turns out since last June....

But found this gem from our own BKGG. Fucking hilarious:

FROM: badkittygothgirl Wednesday 04 March, 2015
I'm fairly certain small Vietnamese children or Oompa Loompas were used in the sizing for this shirt. If you have more than mosquito bites for boobies, you are going to have a bad time.

Naattik wrote:

must be cold at the photoshoot...

Thx for the link.

Hahaha...I was hoping someone would appreciate my review. Not sure what I'll do with my TA shirts. Guess I'll add them to the pile of old shirts to make my own blanket.

Btw...they have not been available since last June. I'm wondering if those are reviews for the old short sleeved ladies tees. I've checked the TA store numerous times and they had not appeared until just recently.

Many moons ago at one of their shows they had TOOL ladies underwear (thongs I think) that were being sold at the merch booth. Anyone know if these are still avail?

They also had boy short panties in 2007. I still wear mine. Love them!

Pretty crazy... not sure who the seller is but he claims he worked on Undertow

Stephen is super cool and has photographed TooL. He was also responsible for the iconic Korn and Slayer album covers. This would be a great addition to any collection!



From his fb post....
The infamous photos from Slayer's "Divine Intervention" album. The label found a fan who offered up his arms for slicing for $250, though in truth he probably would have PAID that much for the honor. I carved the logo in both arms with a scalpel and shot it in various stages of bleeding. I then poured rubbing alcohol on the cuts and lit them on fire after dimming the lights. It's all on one of the band's DVDs. The dude was having a serious endorphin rush and was shaking with excitement. "I'm going to get so laid with these!" he yelled. I saw him again 6 months later at the album release party at the Magic Castle in Hollywood. The hair had grown back over the scars and it didn't look that well. I should have asked him if he had gotten laid because of them.

Just bought a guitar signed by Carey & D'Amour. Pretty righteous.

Limited edition holiday merch in tool store

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the band is made. TOOL-the T-shirt, TOOL-the Coloring Book, TOOL-the Lunch box, TOOL-the Breakfast Cereal, TOOL-the Flame Thrower.

I think ur on to something there.

Christmas ornaments? A shot glass? A lighter? Lol.

These guys are coming dangerously close to jumping the shark.

Most of this stuff seems like fan made shit.

Eh it's a couple of hundred of some pointless crap.

Why do people always get butthurt when they put stuff up for sale? Some of you all take this stuff way too seriously.

Look at what puscifer sells for merch. No one cares because it's always for sale. Tool posts new items and everyone gives them shit for it.

I find it highly entertaining.