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I read a comment the other day on how weird it would be if the Pacers won all their series while looking terrible almost half the time (like they are now).

That would sure be somethin if they won the title with a 16-12 record while being out scored. It's possible!
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Anything is possible.

Hell, the NAACP came a curly hair away from giving a racist an award a few weeks ago.

That and Bill Laimbeer is the greatest basketball player to ever grace a court in the entire
history of the universe and no one thought that would happen.

Yet it did.

So...you got that goin' for ya....which is nice.
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Bill Lamebeer. Loulz
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That almost looks like that's short for Lou Holtz.
But!
I'm not familiar with the 'Loulz.'
Is that anything like a number 6?
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A few weeks ago I got a text that meant to say "lulz" but said "loulz" (lol + lulz).

I've been rolling with it ever since.
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ilikecheese wrote:Bill Laimbeer is the greatest basketball player to ever grace a court in the entire history of the universe
Watching the Clips get trounced by the Thunder (finally, and keep it coming!)

Steve Kerr just compared Steven Adams to Bill Laimbeer, right after he really hacked Chris Paul hard. Marv Albert agreed immediately.

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markuspoop wrote:Hell if I know.

I did read they ended up rescheduling the concert for a few days earlier to avoid any conflict.
Tiger Woods > Jack Nicklaus

Not even close. If Tiger hadn't had the injuries he would have long since broken Jack's record and once he gets healthy from back surgery I suspect he will be just fine. You could see him protecting his back last year. He should get healthy and be ready for the British at Royal Liverpool, where he won previously....watch out. Plus when the broomstick ban goes into affect, a number of guys won't contend ever again. I am looking at you Adam Scott.

wait wait...the avatar...i see what you did there...LOLZ
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No stopping LeBron. Just accept it people.

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what's the worst team in the NBA? they should do a one year study and put LBJ on that team. I beat they go from 20 wins to a second round playoff appearance at worst.
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1993-94 Season
The year after Jordan left the Bulls. They made it to the second round of the playoffs...
They went from winning 57 games in the 1992-93 season to winning 55 games in the 1993-94 season

2010-11 Season
The year after Lebron left the Cavs. They were the worst team in the league.
They went from winning 61 games in the 2009-10 season to winning 19 games in the 2010-11season

Something is to say about that..


Also, Tiger is the best golfer to ever play the game. Period.
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xZ1mM3r wrote:1993-94 Season
The year after Jordan left the Bulls. They made it to the second round of the playoffs...
They went from winning 57 games in the 1992-93 season to winning 55 games in the 1993-94 season

2010-11 Season
The year after Lebron left the Cavs. They were the worst team in the league.
They went from winning 61 games in the 2009-10 season to winning 19 games in the 2010-11season

Something is to say about that..


Also, Tiger is the best golfer to ever play the game. Period.
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Its like we finish each others....

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We go together like cocaine and waffles... Like Chinese food and chocolate pudding...

When I say peanut butter you would say... LADIES! No... Jelly... You like to put jelly on a lady?
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xZ1mM3r wrote:1993-94 Season
The year after Jordan left the Bulls. They made it to the second round of the playoffs...
They went from winning 57 games in the 1992-93 season to winning 55 games in the 1993-94 season

2010-11 Season
The year after Lebron left the Cavs. They were the worst team in the league.
They went from winning 61 games in the 2009-10 season to winning 19 games in the 2010-11season

Something is to say about that..


Also, Tiger is the best golfer to ever play the game. Period.
Everyone always forgets the second year of Jordan's first retirement, same team again, very mediocre record.

Plus there wasn't no mothafuckin' Scottie Pippen on that post LBJ Cavs.
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You all have lost your motherfucking minds


and this NFL Draft is fucking whack.
I have no idea what anyone is doing and
don't get me started on the Lions picking a god damn TE again because I have no idea what's going on.
Fuck me running at full speed while taking a shit i tell ya


plus these pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Can't decide if I should put some money on the Swans or just flush it down the toilet.
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If Clowney can be what he's supposed to be, the Texans D is going to be a curiousity.
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Not Tyson wrote:Can't decide if I should put some money on the Swans or just flush it down the toilet.
Give it to me.
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ilikecheese wrote:You all have lost your motherfucking minds


and this NFL Draft is fucking whack.
I have no idea what anyone is doing and
don't get me started on the Lions picking a god damn TE again because I have no idea what's going on.
Fuck me running at full speed while taking a shit i tell ya


plus these pretzels are making me thirsty.
that ninja can't block for shit.
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NY Giants just drafted the 2nd best WR in the draft.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:10877034
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:You all have lost your motherfucking minds


and this NFL Draft is fucking whack.
I have no idea what anyone is doing and
don't get me started on the Lions picking a god damn TE again because I have no idea what's going on.
Fuck me running at full speed while taking a shit i tell ya


plus these pretzels are making me thirsty.
that ninja can't block for shit.
Sweet Jesus....

They are laughable when it comes to first round draft choices.
The fan comments are just raging...
we need secondary help so fucking bad and we take an offensive player with upside
but is known for his drops (and lack of blocking--which with the Lions scheme doesn't bother me too much; the ball is going to be out quick as always, ie Stafford was sacked I believe the fewest number of times last year).

Stafford can wing the ball; he's not gonna be able to catch the fucking ball and catching the fucking ball is kind of paramount when you're a receiver.
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Damn my boy Darvish lost a no hitter with 2 outs in the 9th.

Second time he loses a no hitter with 2 outs and 3rd time overall he loses one in the 9th. Dang it!
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@ RP - Hibbert is back. I told you Indy was going to take this series.
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They haven't taken anything yet, chicken counter.

But yes he is playing better.
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