Hey guys, GUYS!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!
Hey guys, GUYS!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!
NEW TOOL ALBUM NEXT YEAR!!!!!
WE ARE GETTING A NEW TOOL ALBUM NEXT YEAR!!!!!!
GET HYPE!!!!!
ALSO SEA COWS CAN DANCE
BUT SERIOUSLY NEW TOOL 2014!!!
WE ARE GETTING A NEW TOOL ALBUM NEXT YEAR!!!!!!
GET HYPE!!!!!
ALSO SEA COWS CAN DANCE
BUT SERIOUSLY NEW TOOL 2014!!!
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What did I miss?..
...sarcasm?...
...sarcasm?...
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NO SARCASM, THEY GOT MAYNARD THE MUSIC AND HAVE BEGUN TRACKING!!!!
LOCK IT IN, LESS THAN A YEAR TOPS TO NEW TOOL!!!
TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!
LOCK IT IN, LESS THAN A YEAR TOPS TO NEW TOOL!!!
TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!
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Links or BS. Don't provide them and I'm gonna post pics of my Red Lobster poopies from tonight (yes, serious)...
Did a quick google search and nothing came up. Fuck with us and poop will be posted.
Did a quick google search and nothing came up. Fuck with us and poop will be posted.
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In related news- it's pointless to google "Tool". Just doesn't fucking work- or at least doesn't provide the expected results.
Anyone wanna buy a ball peen hammer?
Anyone wanna buy a ball peen hammer?
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@ Tyson - Did you STOP drinking, or just start drinking MORE?
Ki77aan
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I've had my New Album Boner* a good, 4 years or so now.
.. Kinda hurts a bit, but I know they'll deliver!!
=.(
.. Kinda hurts a bit, but I know they'll deliver!!
=.(
also, Avatar!
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If the digital download (yes....Adam has admitted there will be one) is available before the physical copy, then we should all be listening to this thing by next May.
And by "listening" I mean "jumping around the room knocking over furniture".
And by "jumping around the room knocking over furniture" I mean "ejaculating".
And by "listening" I mean "jumping around the room knocking over furniture".
And by "jumping around the room knocking over furniture" I mean "ejaculating".
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
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^hellboy wrote:
Ironically that's how many times it took to get that scene.
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THAT'S ALMOST A GUY YOU CAN'T HIT!!hellboy wrote:
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
Re: Hey guys, GUYS!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS, NEW TOOL NEXT YEAR!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Seeing those animated gifs together above makes me wish there was a take where the Cranberry Juice dude smashed the glass over DiCaprio's head! That would look awesome together.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Billy Costigan: [to the bartender] "Cranberry juice."
Man Glassed in Bar: "It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?
Ki77aan
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Kittaan wrote:the Cranberry Juice dude
the cranberry juice dude...
the cranberry juice dude...
hmmm
the cranberry juice dude...
I am not familiar.
Do tell, chap, do tell.
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The quotes above are from "The Departed", directly preceding the whiskey glass to the head . THAT Cranberry Juice guy.
Ki77aan
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I liked his Uncle Jackie better...
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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I WONDER HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A MASTERPIECE?
OH I KNOW, THE AMOUNT OF TIME AN ARTIST CHOOSES
FUCK MOG!
OH I KNOW, THE AMOUNT OF TIME AN ARTIST CHOOSES
FUCK MOG!
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Hey guys, I'm new and I came here for some news on TOOL's new album. This thread Is fairly confusing and I was hoping someone could help with the details (Not Tyson though, he seems like a fag.)
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Okay, this this locked down. I have to wait for some green text bitch to approve me? Fuck you big man. In your tower of power. You are hate concentrate. Bitch.
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NEW TOOL?! FUCK YES.
THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT I CAN'T LOSE MY VIRGINITY AGAIN TO A TOOL SONG. MAYBE I'LL LET A GUY RAIL ME IN THE ASS TO THE FIRST SINGLE OFF THE NEW ALBUM. MAKE MEMORIES!
IT'S HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT I CAN'T LOSE MY VIRGINITY AGAIN TO A TOOL SONG. MAYBE I'LL LET A GUY RAIL ME IN THE ASS TO THE FIRST SINGLE OFF THE NEW ALBUM. MAKE MEMORIES!
IT'S HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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You suck ONE dick and suddenly you're a fag, COME ONDarkt wrote:Hey guys, I'm new and I came here for some news on TOOL's new album. This thread Is fairly confusing and I was hoping someone could help with the details (Not Tyson though, he seems like a fag.)
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Seriously, I can't believe you and crow011 still post in a Tool forum.
I can't wait for the new Tool album, I think I'll just freeze myself. I'm going to start with my chest so I can masturbate to my hard nipples. God damn I have some nice nipples. They deserve to be on a woman. Maybe I should get a sex change. Thoughts?
I can't wait for the new Tool album, I think I'll just freeze myself. I'm going to start with my chest so I can masturbate to my hard nipples. God damn I have some nice nipples. They deserve to be on a woman. Maybe I should get a sex change. Thoughts?