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- Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:15 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
I'm just happy that Tool is finally playing a show in Hershey, PA---20 minutes from where I live! I haven't seen them live since 2006. Jesus I'm old.
- Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:25 am
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
Justin seems like a good dude. I like him, and I think he seems genuine. Thanks for sharing.
Also, I wish Ernie Ball would pay me to go on walks and play guitar on camera. That is a job I could handle.
Also, I wish Ernie Ball would pay me to go on walks and play guitar on camera. That is a job I could handle.
- Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:10 am
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
Shit, Justin looks old. They better get a move-on before another band member breaks a hip or goes into the early stages of dementia.
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:01 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
- Replies: 531
- Views: 280884
Re: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
*imagining three-dimensional packaging in the form of a puzzle box*
- Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:46 am
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
- Replies: 5689
- Views: 2916454
Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten Years, Shmen Years)
Thanks---unless you're being sarcastic, in which case, I say, "Thanks" in a sarcastic tone.Original post. The worst thing about the 10 year wait is that the Tool trolls have run out of material.
- Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:58 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
- Replies: 5689
- Views: 2916454
Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten Years, Shmen Years)
JUNE 2029 NEWSLETTER After mirror-gazing for hours on end, I met a hyperdimensional being named Zorbis who granted me a brand-new silver Coleman to hold all of the beer that the band drinks while not writing in the Loft. Oh, I also have some Aleister Crowley books for sale. What's that? You'd like m...
- Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:53 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Maynard James Keenan
- Replies: 456
- Views: 238491
Re: Maynard James Keenan
I'm actually really looking forward to this. I've always been curious about his military-to-pet-shop days, as well as his artistic influences. For all of his recent interviewing, he's still pretty enigmatic.
- Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:20 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
Our answer's been at The Baked Potato every Monday night, right under our noses! Or in my case, 3,000 miles away.Tool V --------> Volto
Mystery solved
- Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:18 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
- Replies: 5689
- Views: 2916454
Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten Years, Shmen Years)
Dammit. Too late.I believe there is a pill or an app for that...............the insecurities....... from which you are suffering. Just don't quote me on this.
- Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:51 pm
- Forum: Video
- Topic: Twin Peaks
- Replies: 102
- Views: 93668
Re: Twin Peaks
Well then, get me some pie and a damn fine cup of coffee instead.
- Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:28 am
- Forum: Video
- Topic: What are you watching? Film/TV
- Replies: 2719
- Views: 1277364
Re: What are you watching? Film/TV
I just watched The Forbidden Room. I'm not really sure what the hell it was that I saw, but I know that a woodsman somehow wound up in a submarine, where an old man told stories about Aswang Bananas and man-eating volcanoes... or maybe I accidentally ingested some LSD?
- Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:22 am
- Forum: Video
- Topic: Twin Peaks
- Replies: 102
- Views: 93668
Re: Twin Peaks
The owls are not what they seem.
- Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:00 am
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
- Replies: 5689
- Views: 2916454
Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten Years, Shmen Years)
I'm not insecure! Why, are people saying I'm insecure? Who told you that?!
- Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:51 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
- Replies: 5689
- Views: 2916454
Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten Years, Shmen Years)
I'm more irked that the band has put forth effort into selling a bunch of new "merch" instead of creating SOMETHING new for the fans. I understand that there were legal issues involved in slowing up the recording process, but good lord, The Beatles had started, changed rock and roll foreve...
- Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:04 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
It's a sign! The former members of the band Isis should fight ISIS with their instruments.
- Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:58 am
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
- Replies: 531
- Views: 280884
Re: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
If David Attenborough did a voiceover for each track on the new Tool album, I could maybe fall asleep to it.I'll just leave this here
- Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:44 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
Toolband's News Page is displaying the following: "Parse error: parse error, unexpected '<' in http://207.7.138.58/toolband/tb_news.html on line 80"
It is either a bug (pun intended), or perhaps the most coherent thing Blair has ever posted. Discuss.
It is either a bug (pun intended), or perhaps the most coherent thing Blair has ever posted. Discuss.
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:23 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
It will be well-worth the money, my friend. Just like the Tool blank... oh... right. Old t-shirts sewn together. Heh.at a price of 1 million dollars
- Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:23 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
- Replies: 19874
- Views: 10844619
Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
February Newsletter is posted. It has a lot to do with bugs and an arrangement of a "particular song" that pushes sonic boundaries. Don't expect anything more specific than that, although Rance Q. Spartley comes up again.
- Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:58 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
- Replies: 25
- Views: 27447
Re: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
I agree with petemasterpete wholeheartedly. I don't think I've felt this kind of sadness with an artist's death, even when Lou Reed died (and that was sad for me). I guess we didn't see it coming, and he had just put out this excellent album, so it seemed like more was on the way. But nope.
- Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:36 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
- Replies: 25
- Views: 27447
Re: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
Now I know the ultimate purpose of Blackstar's release. It was his goodbye to us.
- Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:10 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
- Replies: 25
- Views: 27447
Re: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
Haha, glad I'm not alone. I mean, I just bought a double Swans CD I've been wanting for years, and I can't even listen to it because this is too amazing.
- Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:00 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: David Bowie's Blackstar Album
- Replies: 25
- Views: 27447
David Bowie's Blackstar Album
David Bowie's new album is UNBELIEVABLY fucking good. It doesn't matter if you like/have liked Bowie in the past. It's deliciously strange, layered, textured, dark and twisted. I love it. What do you folks think of it? Too bad the best album poll was for 2015. This will be on my list for 2016, no do...
- Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:23 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Musicians of Fourtheye
- Replies: 145
- Views: 139977
Re: Musicians of Fourtheye
That is a hilarious new avatar, UndKeineZwEier.
- Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:26 pm
- Forum: Tool
- Topic: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
- Replies: 531
- Views: 280884
Re: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
Fantastic! Really.