F O U R T H E Y E

So I walked in the record store yesterday. I stumbled onto a CD that just said "TOOL for the fans". The said "TOOL for the fans" cd was only six US doll hairs. Luckily my hair looks like doll hair so I purchased Cd. I opened it. I came. Twice. In... My... Cargo shorts! I inserted...

Racism ha talk about "The grudge" thread See Tool, you announce California shows and then she gives us rain. Mother Nature is on to you. This is the set list she's forecasting: Third Eye The Pot Opiate Intension RIght in Two Pushit Rosetta Stoned Disposition Reflection Wings/10K Don't Fuck...

xZ1mM3r wrote:March has 5 letters, Tool has 4 Members, 5 x 4 = 20, 20 is made up of 6 letters... so we have 4, 5 and 6. 4 + 5 + 6 = 15 Clearly this means the album is ready for release in 2015. gosh howd you not see that.

Somewhere in a sad sad place a human actually thinks like that.. Bummer

Yep and they've toured April plenty before, therefor not weird.

I'm not trying to start anything I just looked back at the tours from past and it seems they are always ending before March or starting after.
Now.. March mini tour. I think it's weird.

It's just weird..
It could mean something... But probably not lol.. TOOL

Cool.. More power to ya brother.

I never said he couldn't bitch... Not once
I simply said "I'm sorry"

Well this is the grudge thread... With all these pages of whining and bitching like some 14 year old girl I just come to the conclusion they need a simple sorry.
Maybe that grudge will fade away.

IM TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD

No dude, I'm just sorry. I thought maybe that's what you need.
Fuck it man. Just fucking fuck it.

But hey you fuck tard! Their music is good... Why do you care about all their other bullshit?

I'm sorry..

I'm just curious... When was the last time Tool toured in March?

Err fuck Tool. They make me buy all their overpriced shit. My life sucks! I don't have the funds to buy stuff over $15. Why do they keep grabbing all my cash? :( 8 years: they are pathetic. Since when were they allowed to do something other than play music? Fishing? You're a drummer not a fisherman....

Integrity?

Pshhhh that went out the window when they turned into A Puscifer Circle.

Emotive is by far my least favorite of the 3 APC albums. Other people like it. Who cares? I think it's safe to say that Maynard, Billy and the rest of APC dug it enough to write, perform, record, release and promote it. I am all for discussing OPINIONs... well supported opinions. But I find it poin...

I hope it's a pink CD case and a lime green CD. Oh and the Case just has "tool" on the front in lowercase letters.

ilikecheese wrote:

snazzlefrass wrote:Fuck Tool.

Fuck Titties.

Woah say what you want about TOOL... But leave the Boobies alone. Please.

Tool is surely a little assholeish when it comes to the way they feed the fish just enough to make them want more. hook. line.......gotcha. Everyone back in place annnndddd repeat.

But honestly that doesn't change the fact that the music they have made is pretty damn delicious.

Big for Tool is relative. They don't do shit so anything could be considered big. Releasing one new song would be big in the tool world considering it's been 8 years since anything They don't do shit? 20 something years, 4 albums an EP, hundreds of live shows, a few music videos .....hmm.... I gues...

'Twas just a joke as it gets old seeing "Tool is the laziest band ever". So I switched it up to VOLTO!

Ill say this again: FUCK VOLTO! where is the next album???? lazy bunch of sack suckers.

I feel like something big is coming in the world of TOOL.... or maybe I just need to poop

The way justin comes in stroking his bass gun on the opening track of the new album (which goes by the working title "track Juan") makes my pee pee hurt it jams so farking hard.

One thing you people don't know is that the new album has been proven to end erectile dissfunction..

Fucking VOLTO... Lazy fucks are taking way too long between albums.. I'm done

I come to you all with a message.. A message of hope for those who choose to read it. A reminder for those who care way too much and act as if it matters when the record is released. The album is coming! The album is coming! You can Bitch, moan or even shout Within' the year TOOLs album will be out!...

Thats good to hear. thanks man

Im waiting on a paycheck to get a new record player, I shall open this fucker when that happens and have a good old fashioned hoedown.