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by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:55 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: TOOL - Cumbre Tajín Mexico 2014
Replies: 122
Views: 59920

Re: TOOL - Cumbre Tajín Mexico 2014

Hooker With A Penis Vicarious Forty Six & Two Sober Jambi Schism Lateralus (plus extended jam) Intermission You Lied Intension Pushit Aenima Stinkfist I'm calling it now. Nothing new. No new material. When asked - " we're still writing ". Will coincide with the release of the Undertow...
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:14 am
Forum: Department of Complaints
Topic: Forum Layout
Replies: 12
Views: 19225

Re: Forum Layout

The pages on this forum are too short.

There. I said it.
by Calfium Jay
Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:24 am
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: CAotW - Pantera - Vulgar display of poweR
Replies: 14
Views: 8256

Re: CAotW - Pantera - Vulgar display of poweR

I'm sitting on my hands and keeping tightly zipped.
by Calfium Jay
Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:02 am
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Fourtheye Listeners Club
Replies: 517
Views: 475297

Re: Fourtheye Listeners Club

Can I do another one on the weekend?
by Calfium Jay
Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:58 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

That's right. It's an Undertow re-issue with artwork by Mackie. Doesn't take a brain surgeon to work that one out.
by Calfium Jay
Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:37 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

ked by a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries an extensive range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW), the infrastructure to support email, and peer-to-peer networks. ...
by Calfium Jay
Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:27 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: New Music Thread
Replies: 1565
Views: 793606

Re: New Music Thread

You all need to get this, although I'm sure nobody will:


http://www.tinymixtapes.com/news/nurse- ... rotorelief


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by Calfium Jay
Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:24 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Undertow is being rereleased in a box package with a figurine from the Sober video.

That's the "curveball". You betcha.
by Calfium Jay
Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:40 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

children wrote:On whose authority? The Illuminati?

Are you Obama?

You have the best avatar ever.
by Calfium Jay
Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:28 am
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 7773
Views: 3869278

Re: What are you listening to?

hellboy wrote:I wonder what will happen to Death Grips when they stop being "cool". Will anyone remember them?

I don't even remember them now. Are they anything like Devin Townsend? <shudders> Now there's a name that I won't easily forget.
by Calfium Jay
Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:25 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Maynard James Keenan
Replies: 456
Views: 237419

Re: Maynard James Keenan

This could quite possibly be the greatest ever Tool related thread on any board ever.

<sips coffee>

<begins written personal evaluation of Maynard James Keenan>

<mentally undresses the asian girl who works in the office next door>
by Calfium Jay
Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:21 am
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 7773
Views: 3869278

Re: What are you listening to?

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OH TRANSCENDANCE!!!!

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by Calfium Jay
Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:17 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
Replies: 5689
Views: 2868501

Re: The Grudge

Yeah. Nearly eight years between albums now. We're moving into Kubrickian territory here, folks. I envisage the three of them (sans Maynard) sitting on the floor in a darkened room. Adam is nestling a cup of coffee (although it may have been something a little stronger) and Justin is wearing a ponch...
by Calfium Jay
Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:04 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

.......i was pointing out that "THE BOSS" is a fucking hypocrite for criticizing a person for using a certain drug when he is a fucking alcoholic. He's an alcoholic?!?! Hmmmm. Interesting. Alcohol is a drug just like psilocybin mushrooms... Um....I'm going to go all out and take a wild st...
by Calfium Jay
Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:39 am
Forum: Music
Topic: New Music Thread
Replies: 1565
Views: 793606

Re: New Music Thread

Yay!! There's a new Cynic album:

http://www.metalunderground.com/news/de ... wsid=97326

About ^%!$@#!^time too.

Image

noice.
by Calfium Jay
Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:37 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
Replies: 5689
Views: 2868501

Re: The Grudge

Not Tyson wrote:It was terrible.
It was a step down but not "terrible". Not particularly memorable though.
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)
Replies: 5689
Views: 2868501

Re: The Grudge

Gotta figure with the holiday season upon us and Adam getting hitched writing (if it is even happening at all) is going to crawl to a stand still. Looking worse and worse for you Toolios. Takes awhile to record, master, manufacture, distribute.....yeah 2014 looking bleak for you TTFers. As much as ...
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:51 pm
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Classic Album of the Week - Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
Replies: 21
Views: 13278

Re: Classic Album of the Week - Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

MOG wrote:@Cal - Stop being a fucking cunt.

I'm pretty sure this isn't going to happen anytime soon.
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:49 pm
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Fourtheye Listeners Club
Replies: 517
Views: 475297

Re: Fourtheye Listeners Club

Not Tyson wrote:Image

That is also Calfium Jay's ideal woman

Her name is Irene.

We dated.

It..............didn't work out.

Let's just leave it at that.
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:51 am
Forum: Music
Topic: Nine Inch Nails
Replies: 818
Views: 406700

Re: Nine Inch Nails

He looks like he should be kicking some skinny runt's ass in Military School - not out fronting an industrial/alternative rock band.... ..... Are you going to make me sing for you today, private? No sir! What? I can't hear you!! NO SIR!!!! Down and give me twenty, cock-knocker. I wanna see some hurt...
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:47 am
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Classic Album of the Week - Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
Replies: 21
Views: 13278

Re: Classic Album of the Week - Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

hellboy wrote:If you like Diorama you're pretty much dead to me
Well at least........oh hell, how does one even begin to sympathise with the likes of Silverchair?
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:11 am
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Fourtheye Listeners Club
Replies: 517
Views: 475297

Re: Fourtheye Listeners Club

Not Tyson wrote:Hey, what's wrong with wearing a beret?
Nothing. If the wearer of the beret is a cute young, doe eyed lil girl undertaking her first year of college.
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:07 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 19874
Views: 10585573

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

"I don't write the music. They write the music," he says of his bandmates. "I wait for them to bring music to me. They tend to go back over and over stuff. It's a long process. For a person like me, it can be a very tedious process." Keenan admits he has high creative standards,...
by Calfium Jay
Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: Listeners Club
Topic: Classic Album of the Week - Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
Replies: 15
Views: 8476

Re: Classic Album of the Week - Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

Kind Of Beige??

Anyway, Bitches Brew wins.