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Ask that fucker when they're gonna fix the goddammed TOOL Army web sight! Assholes.

So far, it appears that absolutely NOTHING of substance has been gained from these Q&A sessions. We are still absolutely in the dark about the new album. No time frame, no hint of new material, no hint of the direction they are taking, no word on whether any lyrics have been written. Not even a...

The show was awesome. Whatever Maynard does while on stage while not singing is irrelevant. Besides, I don't think he meant any disrespect. He has plenty of other ways to disrespect his fans.

Finally, a poster by someone other than Adam!

Not Tyson wrote:It's all we have until a new album.

Speaking of which, I wonder what retarded name May May will give his kid this time, I heard he used to love Kiss.

Ruprecht if its a boy, Topaz if its a girl.

The show was sick. It was awesome to see them fuck up during Opiate. Lots of new album previews scattered throughout the set. I don't know it was just a little improve they threw in but Adam played a bitchen riff for a measure during Stinkfist that was off the chain. We had awesome seats and the laz...

Fuck, she's hot. yeah right? my sister in law had that movie on one day and would not take it off. so my brother and I made blow job noises for an hour and forty five minutes over the dialogue. What did she say when she saw you guys blowing eachother? Your jaw must've been pretty sore after and hou...

So when people were talking about Danny doing a drum solo it was actually the cover of B'boom?

Which bear is best?
How long is a piece of string?

The report is bs. At the QA Adam made a few remarks about the impatient fans and the new album. At one point he said the album was done and it would be released tomorrow. At face value I suppose you could print that as 'confirmation' but being there you could tell by the way he said it that he was ...

I thought this was the bitch about TOOL thread, not the bitch about Mog thread. I must've missed the memo.

Kittaan wrote:Nate, you are the FE Grim Reaper. Always on top of the latest kick of the bucket.

Just turned my kid into the GB flicks. So great to watch them again.

Bummer Harold shuffled off so early.

Well, doing what I do for a living I get the dead celebrity news hot off the presses.

Bet those fucking liars also cheat and steal too. Fucking hypocrites. Fuck Tool. Fuck 'em all. Liar, Lawyer, Tool...mirror show me, whats the difference? Fuck The Pot. Worst song Tool ever wrote. Ruined 10,000 Days I thought it was Right In Two that ruined that album. Or whatever that song is that ...

Harold Ramis will not be doing the Ghostbusters sequel.

xZ1mM3r wrote:this taco joke is tired

Well, if you knew how to read between the lines you'd know that what I was really saying is this thread is gay.

Don't talk shit about tacos.

Don't talk shit about tacos.

to be fair Danny stated a week or so ago that "NO we aren't going to LA, but we will for sure when the album comes out" no album announcement, so i dont know why people thought an LA date was coming Shit, he might as well have said we'll for sure play LA when world peace breaks out. That'...

Shirley Temple died. For some reason I thought she died years ago.

Thanks again for no Los Angeles show you fuckin' fags. I hope your shitty winery burns down.

Fuckin' bitchass TOOL skips LA again.

Don't talk shit about tacos.

I love it when we get new members. It makes this place so fun. Fuck TOOL.

TOOL make it obvious that this is a cash grab. Then to add insult to injury the purposely bypass LA. The only thing they love more than money is hating LA. They should write a song about it.

Phillip Seymore Hoffman bit it. He made some movie about a dude addicted to huffing gas. It was pretty good.