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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:34 am

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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:21 am

For those who don't want to read it I'll sum the whole colum up for you.. His name is Marnard, he lives in Arizona, he makes wine and doesn't like racket ball.

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:26 am


 His name is Marnard


You might want to recheck your facts.

 
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Post by The Boss » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:18 pm

UndKeineEier said

 His name is Marnard


You might want to recheck your facts.

 


I'll allow it.

Thanks for the summation. I really don't have any plans to read any more of his columns unless someone can convince me otherwise . . .

 
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Post by fortysixand2 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:05 pm

crow011 said

UndKeineEier said


 His name is Marnard


You might want to recheck your facts.

 


I'll allow it.

Thanks for the summation. I really don't have any plans to read any more of his columns unless someone can convince me otherwise . . .

 


Same

 

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Post by Ravenpig » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:26 pm

Yea you all aren't missing much. Thought the last few had gotten better but this one was very "meh".
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:33 pm

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Yea you all aren't missing much. Thought the last few had gotten better but this one was very "meh".


This one had a decent point. I didn't really care about it, but I could see how it could be interesting to people interested in Arizona's budding wine-trade.
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Post by Ravenpig » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:42 am

The newest one is up and it was revealed to be the last one. I was not a big fan of these but this one was pretty entertaining. Nothing mind blowing but its good, provided you can overlook the silliness in it.

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:17 am

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsu ... ng_wro.php
 

With a tip of the cap to the man, we bid Maynard James Keenan adieu. This is MJK's final column for Up on the Sun, as he's devoting 2013 to more music and more wine

 Tool perhaps?
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Post by hellboy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:57 am

I can't say I'll miss reading these articles.

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Post by The Boss » Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:56 am

Won't be reading this one either.

Any chance he got fired?
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Post by hellboy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:13 am

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Won't be reading this one either.

Any chance he got fired?


Possible I guess, but I imagine there was just a contract in place and it hasn't been renewed by either the website or the author.  Either way no huge loss.  I don't really need Maynard to talk about Tool, but I would have rather he'd touch on some more interesting topics rather than rambling like Blair.

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Post by The Boss » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:25 am

I wonder if he's read anything by Julian Cope. That dude is a brilliant writer.
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Post by James » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:31 am

Went out with a whimper, I think. In my opinion the most interesting information/musing put forth by these columns was on the continuing growth of the Arizona wine industry, I think that's great.

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:18 pm

That line about the Christopher Reeves movie gave me a chuckle, which is admittedly more than any other article has done before.

 


It reminds me of that Superman film, Somewhere in Time.

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Post by hellboy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:47 pm

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Went out with a whimper, I think. In my opinion the most interesting information/musing put forth by these columns was on the continuing growth of the Arizona wine industry, I think that's great.


That wine one was potentially quite interesting, but to be honest I found it a little short and half assed.

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Post by The Boss » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:45 pm

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James said
Went out with a whimper, I think. In my opinion the most interesting information/musing put forth by these columns was on the continuing growth of the Arizona wine industry, I think that's great.


That wine one was potentially quite interesting, but to be honest I found it a little short and half assed.


Much like the 'Nard himself, eh.

 
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Post by markuspoop » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:03 pm

Oh well.  Sometimes reading the comments-section was entertaining.
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