Timeline of new album?

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Post by eyepod » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:33 am

No further debate needed.It's all spelled out in the ancient Drop D scrolls



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Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:00 am

FUCKING. AWESOME.
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Post by Ravenpig » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:40 am

Cool, did you make it? Or where'd it come from?
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Post by Kittaan » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:48 am

Great job on the current revision... here's the first iteration:

 


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Post by eyepod » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:01 am

I made it.

As you can see, if they continue spiralling out too much longer on this new project. Beyond say... end of 2013. They are gonna spiral right off the page into oblivion.

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Post by Intension » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:30 pm

I opened this page expecting to say, sha righ, not even the band apparently knows. But... Well done, Sir. Well done.

 

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Post by TheZemkla » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:58 pm

lol, I made one too. 



sent it to imgur like 10hrs ago

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Post by eyepod » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:47 pm

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lol, I made one too. 



sent it to imgur like 10hrs ago


 

Nice job.We got their number!..

Actually I feel real bad.Here I had gone through hours of complex calculations using translations from decades of encryptions in their songs and newsletters to arrive at not only the exact date of release,but the album title as well!.......Then,in my excitement,I spill my scotch all over it,and in one drunken thumb wipe,smeared the ink, it's all history...Damnit.

Oh,well...we will have to wait.

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:18 pm

We already know the title of the new album, it's Stormgasm.
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Post by hellboy » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:45 pm

Excellent

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:46 pm

hellboy1975 said
Excellent



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Post by eyepod » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:11 pm

 

UndKeineEier said

hellboy1975 said
Excellent




Hilarious...That's exactly what I was thinking.....Exxxxxcelllllenttt.

Stormgasm??..Damn..I thought sure it was Entaphiosis.

 


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Post by budsyralli » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:12 pm

awesome
go taff!

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Post by budsyralli » Wed May 01, 2013 9:55 pm

i wonder if maynard will create easier lyrics on the new album so he can sing all the new songs.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Thu May 02, 2013 2:46 am

UndKeineEier said
We already know the title of the new album, it's Stormgasm.


Stormgasm!! and here's the cover art.

 



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Post by The Boss » Thu May 02, 2013 4:39 am

budsyralli said
i wonder if maynard will create easier lyrics on the new album so he can sing all the new songs.


Easier than comparing humans to monkeys?

I sincerely hope not. He de-evolved as a lyric writer just for using that cliche.

 
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Post by The Boss » Thu May 02, 2013 4:40 am

NYHC81 said

UndKeineEier said
We already know the title of the new album, it's Stormgasm.


Stormgasm!! and here's the cover art.

 



http://gma.yahoo.com/nasa-captures-mons ... -tech.html

 


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Post by budsyralli » Thu May 02, 2013 7:20 am

yes crow......more of a spiritual theme.
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Post by The Boss » Thu May 02, 2013 7:26 am

budsyralli said
yes crow......more of a spiritual theme.


I think people throw that word around without really knowing what it means.

But OK, I agree.
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Post by budsyralli » Thu May 02, 2013 7:43 am

why you gotta be like that....danza...why?
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Post by The Boss » Thu May 02, 2013 7:49 am

budsyralli said
why you gotta be like that....danza...why?


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