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hellboy wrote:Your right testicle is worth less than a flight to the US + $500?
I would post a pic of my balls and wiener if you weren't such a Mormon.
I've already assessed Crows - you're next. Or have you brought into your own bullshit as well?
Yeah, put up or shut up, Cal.
/me struts
I just think obsessive fandom (of which anyone willing to pay US$500 for a fairly impersonal meet 'n greet) reflects poorly on everyone and everything involved.
I'm so glad we don't have any obsessed fanbois in this forum.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
You love taco's... what? Who is this Taco guy and what of his do you love?
Out with it Cheese!
you don't know what a 'taco' is?
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I still can't believe those fucks are touring at all. Shouldn't they be in the fucking studio finishing up the new fucking album? No fucking way you Tool fans are getting a new album this year. Who the fuck tours in the middle of "supposedly" writing their new album? You tour AFTER the album is finished. Leave it to Tool to do absolutely everything ass backwards.
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ilikecheese wrote:What if I asked you to be ma date?
Nope
You could even bring along Green Titty Chick and I would shit on the tickets and burn them.
You know if they did hit DC I might just buy a VIP pass. I wouldn't attend the concert. No I would drill Adam during the Q & A with questions relating to how unprofessional and lazy Tool have become. Then I would take the actual event tickets and record myself pissing on them. To make it even better, I would take said urine soaked tickets and drop them on the ground. To cap it off, I would record some crazy Toolio would be rabid enough to pick up piss soaked tickets so they can attend another greatest hits show.
ilikecheese wrote:What if I asked you to be ma date?
Nope
You could even bring along Green Titty Chick and I would shit on the tickets and burn them.
You know if they did hit DC I might just buy a VIP pass. I wouldn't attend the concert. No I would drill Adam during the Q & A with questions relating to how unprofessional and lazy Tool have become. Then I would take the actual event tickets and record myself pissing on them. To make it even better, I would take said urine soaked tickets and drop them on the ground. To cap it off, I would record some crazy Toolio would be rabid enough to pick up piss soaked tickets so they can attend another greatest hits show.
what if tool said the whole tour was going to be completely NEW material
ilikecheese wrote:What if I asked you to be ma date?
Nope
You could even bring along Green Titty Chick and I would shit on the tickets and burn them.
You know if they did hit DC I might just buy a VIP pass. I wouldn't attend the concert. No I would drill Adam during the Q & A with questions relating to how unprofessional and lazy Tool have become. Then I would take the actual event tickets and record myself pissing on them. To make it even better, I would take said urine soaked tickets and drop them on the ground. To cap it off, I would record some crazy Toolio would be rabid enough to pick up piss soaked tickets so they can attend another greatest hits show.
what if tool said the whole tour was going to be completely NEW material
Brother you are wandering into dream land now. Since we are in dream land if the VIP pass included a three way with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman I would be all over that shit.
M0G wrote:Brother you are wandering into dream land now. Since we are in dream land if the VIP pass included a three way with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman I would be all over that shit.
What if I......paid for one over-priced beer, poured it all over green tittie chicky's titties
and you got to lick them clean?
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M0G wrote:Brother you are wandering into dream land now. Since we are in dream land if the VIP pass included a three way with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman I would be all over that shit.
oooo i woulda went with Scarlett Johansson
Oh shit fuck shit shit fuck, forgot all about her...well shit we are in dream land. I will buy an extra pass if they toss Scarlett in the mix!
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hellboy wrote:Just had a taco for breakfast - fuck yeah!
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