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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:09 am

If you were to go to one of these VIP events what would you ask Adam?
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Post by MOG » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:17 am

When is the new fucking album going to be finished?

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Post by jabuddha » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:22 am

Will Tool play my prom? (If not I will pirate your next album!)

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Post by ilikecheese » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:05 pm

Adam:

Will you please, as in depth as you can possibly fathom,

explain to us the difficulties and heartache associated

with your recent divorce?
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:09 pm

I'd ask him why he's the least tight live. haven't seen a show where he doesn't fuck up at least twice.
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Post by not tyson » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:00 pm

What's that on your shirt?

 

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Post by phox_ » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:39 pm

What was different about your creative relationship with Paul than with Justin?

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?

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Post by MOG » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:54 pm

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What's that on your shirt?

 

Then I'd punch him in the dick


^ I'd pay 500 dollars to see that

 

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Post by hellboy » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:54 pm

phox_ said
 

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?


We're posting sensible questions in here now?  Well here's a sensible answer: He's played on various Melvins and Lustmord albums - do they count?

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Post by ilikecheese » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:56 pm

Can Maynard make a dick so big that he, himself, cannot suck it?
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:59 pm

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Can Maynard make a dick so big that he, himself, cannot suck it?


I would honestly be interested in hearing how he responds to that. 

 
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Post by Calfium Jay » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:03 pm

1. When is the new album coming out?

2. The new album album is coming out when?

3. Cuando es el nuevo album que sale?

4. What's with those funny eyes of yours?

 

 

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Post by phox_ » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:39 pm

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phox_ said
 

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?


We're posting sensible questions in here now?  Well here's a sensible answer: He's played on various Melvins and Lustmord albums - do they count?


Thought I'd throw in serious ones.  Playing on songs and crafting songs for an album are different.  The other three have done the latter.

 

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Post by fortysixand2 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:42 pm

Speaking of Lustmord, will their collaboration ever see the light of day?

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Post by not tyson » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:52 pm

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Post by hellboy » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:56 pm

phox_ said 
Playing on songs and crafting songs for an album are different.  The other three have done the latter.


That wasn't your question though.  Anyway, technically Danny hasn't as we're still yet to see the Volto! album.  And who's to say how much input Adam had on those albums creatively.

I take you point though, but really, why do all 4 members of the band need to be creative in that way?  And let's not forget that Adam creates posters, videos and other artwork fore the band.  He may not release as much music as the other members of the band, but it's harder to argue that he doesn't have a similiar output to other members.

Question seems like a thiny veiled troll to blame Adam for a lack of progress on the album.  

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:57 pm

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:17 pm

A train carrying 75 pandas leaves the station at 8:32 AM heading West at 98 mph (or kph since it's in Australia).  There are 12 cars on this train, the pandas are on the last two cars, the other cars contain 20 tons of lumber, 40 tons of coal, and 372 passengers.  Each passenger has 2 bags.  The passengers eat 3 meals a days.  It should take about 3 days for the train to reach its destination.  Another train leaves a station at 7:21 AM heading East at 73 kph.  This train is carrying 632 passengers as well as 69 sad clowns and 1 tank.  Now these passengers are only served 2 meals a day, but can eat as many snacks as they want.  The total amount of snacks on the train is 3,912 though.  Now if you also add in the total amount of burgers sold by McDonald's last year as well as the cost of airfare to Taiwan, I want to know when the new Tool album is going to be done?

 
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Post by Ravenpig » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:44 pm

@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:48 pm

Ravenpig said
@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef


Your mom played with Danny's love beef...

 

 

 

 

 

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Post by Kittaan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:30 pm

Ravenpig said
@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef


And Collide, and Belew... and at least one more I believe.
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Post by snazzlefrass » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:36 pm

I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.
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Post by The Boss » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:39 pm

 

fuckyouimdrunk said
I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.


 

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Post by snazzlefrass » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:46 pm

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fuckyouimdrunk said
I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.


 

If you're going to be drunk anyway, don't be afraid to flick him in the nuts if you get a chance.


Was already on my "To Do" list. Right after Carina Round.

 
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