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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by ilikecheese » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:00 pm

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by hellboy » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:36 pm

In a minor update of sorts, I spoke with Blair via email recently and he is looking into the Golden Ticket situation. He didn't hint at what the prize could be, but certainly suggested that there was something more to it. If nothing else, he is certainly now aware that at least on golden ticket holder hasn't received anything (aside from their limited Opiate package).

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by LeoMonzo » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:40 pm

We are all curious about what these tickets are about, hopefully it could be something that could be shared to all the tool fan community... amen.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by Minson » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:18 pm

I do believe the "Curve ball" is in relation to these Golden Tickets.

Cruve Ball: "We forget to append the Golden Tickets. We will try again on the Undertow re-release"

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:33 am

Prize TBD. Why would TOOL fans expect anything more? All companies should use this "we fucking hate you" type marketing. It works wonders for TOOL.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by The Boss » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:39 am

No, it doesn't. Because of their bullshit, I'm almost completely over them.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by not tyson » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:42 am

It's a punch in the face

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by not tyson » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:43 am

The Boss wrote:No, it doesn't. Because of their bullshit, I'm almost completely over them.
Really?

I see it as a running gag, makes me happy to be a tool fan.

Like I said before, I'd have mad respect if they had no intentions of releasing a new album and are just leading us on by the nose.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by trilobite » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:05 am

Be hilarious
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by Ravenpig » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:13 am

I really don't see why the tickets thing would bother anyone but the people who got them. Even then it's kind of a stretch, it's a bonus they're getting that 4,995 other people who bought this are not.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by budsyralli » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:48 am

VIP access maybe?
go taff!

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by sudnshok » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:05 pm

Seems like the best prize to a fan and the easiest prize for the band to give out would be to fly in the 5 winners to hear them jam the new album. At least that would be the best possible prize to me.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by Kittaan » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:02 pm

sudnshok wrote:Seems like the best prize to a fan and the easiest prize for the band to give out would be to fly in the 5 winners to hear them jam the new album. At least that would be the best possible prize to me.
That would be killer. Or maybe Tool plays your Barbecue party? You pick the setlist.

At this point, whatever the prize(s) turn out to be, chance are it will be a letdown.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by ilikecheese » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:07 pm

All a lie maybe?

You know...a ruse?

A tactic, perhaps?
Scheme?
A possible gambit even?



What about a stratagem/"stra-gedy?"


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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:39 pm

"I hope its a naked dude with a boner."

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by budsyralli » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:51 am

well if that is the case cheese , you would think there would be some kinda lawsuit for false advertising from an American golden ticket winner.

I only base this off the fact that there is so many 'lawyer' advertisements on American television.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by ilikecheese » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:03 am

budsyralli wrote:well if that is the case cheese , you would think there would be some kinda lawsuit for false advertising from an American golden ticket winner.

I only base this off the fact that there is so many 'lawyer' advertisements on American television.
I don't advocate watching television so
I can't comment on whether or not that may or may not be plausible.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:13 am

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by markuspoop » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:12 pm

'][' [[]] [[]] ][ wrote:"I hope its a naked dude with a boner."
Props for the Grandma's Boy quote.
I like to poop naked.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by ilikecheese » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:30 pm

Kevin Nealon steals every show in which he participates.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by aboxofkrispykremes » Thu May 01, 2014 1:54 am

badkittygothgirl wrote:Per the original poster of the pic, the prize is still unknown.
Any news or updates?

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by hellboy » Thu May 01, 2014 2:43 am

No updates I'm aware of. Both the band and Blair seem to be playing it close to their chest, and the one "known" recipient doesn't seem to want to discuss it.

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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by The Boss » Thu May 01, 2014 3:08 am

hellboy wrote:No updates I'm aware of. Both the band and Blair seem to be playing it close to their chest, and the one "known" recipient doesn't seem to want to discuss it.
Was there only one ticket? I can't remember.

I would've thought this would've been explained by now.

Then again . . . . . . . . .
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by Ravenpig » Thu May 01, 2014 3:14 am

There was 5 tickets.
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Re: Golden Tickets

Post by ilikecheese » Thu May 01, 2014 3:18 am

hellboy wrote:the one "known" recipient
Buzz is on tour so he's too busy to discuss it...
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