Random Tool Social Media thread
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The "I know the piece fit" was some funny stuff.
I like to poop naked.
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markuspoop wrote:The "I know the piece fit" was some funny stuff.
haha yeah, great stuff
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Dear Blair,
The Raiders FUCKING SUCK.
Signed,
anyone that has watched the NFL over the past dozen years
(Stating the obvious there, just had to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, there's a better probability of a Raiders "fan" stabbing another fan to death than an actual Raiders win.)
The Raiders FUCKING SUCK.
Signed,
anyone that has watched the NFL over the past dozen years
(Stating the obvious there, just had to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, there's a better probability of a Raiders "fan" stabbing another fan to death than an actual Raiders win.)
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that's krazy
The above post is entertainment. It is most likely not directed at any individual unless specified. Any other interpretation, gleaning, or reckoning, of this post without the express, written, consent of Cheese, is strictly prohibited.
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Hope you're a Steelers fanKrazy_blah wrote:Dear Blair,
The Raiders FUCKING SUCK.
Signed,
anyone that has watched the NFL over the past dozen years
(Stating the obvious there, just had to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, there's a better probability of a Raiders "fan" stabbing another fan to death than an actual Raiders win.)
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^^^ Nah, even worse. A Bears fan. :/
Figures I post that shit and Oakland gets a big lead. They got plenty of time to fuck it up, Steelers are pretty comedic this year though.
Figures I post that shit and Oakland gets a big lead. They got plenty of time to fuck it up, Steelers are pretty comedic this year though.
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I'm a Bills fan ... you can all get fucked
also a Sabres fan ... actually, you can all go get raped by Tyson's boyfriend's giant black strap on
also a Sabres fan ... actually, you can all go get raped by Tyson's boyfriend's giant black strap on
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
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He doesn't need a strap on, stop with the slander
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double doink with no prosthetic assistance? WOW!Not Tyson wrote:He doesn't need a strap on, stop with the slander
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
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how bout them Giants? jesus christ they're hard to watch.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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How does this only have 700 views in 2 years? Well done.Ettan wrote:Have you guys seen this? They fucking mock tool fans it's awesome. pure art I would say.
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I to wonder thatKittaan wrote:How does this only have 700 views in 2 years? Well done.Ettan wrote:Have you guys seen this? They fucking mock tool fans it's awesome. pure art I would say.
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I is wondering that's too. I need more lipstick.
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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There must be another copy of this out there somewhere. Looking at the uploaders channel, there is nothing original there.
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http://claymoreproductions.com/2010/vid ... l-t-shirt/Umadbrah? wrote:There must be another copy of this out there somewhere. Looking at the uploaders channel, there is nothing original there.
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Anyone seen Adam's baby on Toolband?
Pumpkin fucker.
Pumpkin fucker.
also, Avatar!
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Blair should rename the newsletters to "Blair's monthly diary". old bastard
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I enjoyed it, but fuck me Blair trolled me good.
Fosters?
Get fucked, mate.
Fosters?
Get fucked, mate.
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I'm sure he's dropping clues and hints in there but I will be damned if I know what they are.
It was actually a decent read overall though.
It was actually a decent read overall though.
Hey! Denty!
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I won't even attempt to break that down, I'll wait for Hellboy. he's the only one I trust to decipher that madness.Ravenpig wrote:I'm sure he's dropping clues and hints in there but I will be damned if I know what they are.
It was actually a decent read overall though.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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FFS... tl;dr
didgeridoo = dildo???
didgeridoo = dildo???
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2013.
Still reading TOOL newsletters.
Still reading TOOL newsletters.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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The Boss wrote:2013.
Still reading TOOL newsletters.
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Must be another Aussie tour on the cards. Fuck knows we need another one!
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Russian Circles as opening act? HEY MOGhellboy wrote:Must be another Aussie tour on the cards. Fuck knows we need another one!