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The "I know the piece fit" was some funny stuff.
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markuspoop wrote:The "I know the piece fit" was some funny stuff.


haha yeah, great stuff
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Dear Blair,

The Raiders FUCKING SUCK.

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(Stating the obvious there, just had to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, there's a better probability of a Raiders "fan" stabbing another fan to death than an actual Raiders win.)
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that's krazy
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Krazy_blah wrote:Dear Blair,

The Raiders FUCKING SUCK.

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anyone that has watched the NFL over the past dozen years

(Stating the obvious there, just had to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, there's a better probability of a Raiders "fan" stabbing another fan to death than an actual Raiders win.)
Hope you're a Steelers fan
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^^^ Nah, even worse. A Bears fan. :/

Figures I post that shit and Oakland gets a big lead. They got plenty of time to fuck it up, Steelers are pretty comedic this year though.
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I'm a Bills fan ... you can all get fucked

also a Sabres fan ... actually, you can all go get raped by Tyson's boyfriend's giant black strap on
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He doesn't need a strap on, stop with the slander
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Not Tyson wrote:He doesn't need a strap on, stop with the slander
double doink with no prosthetic assistance? WOW!

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how bout them Giants? jesus christ they're hard to watch.

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Ettan wrote:Have you guys seen this? They fucking mock tool fans it's awesome. pure art I would say.

How does this only have 700 views in 2 years? Well done.
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Kittaan wrote:
Ettan wrote:Have you guys seen this? They fucking mock tool fans it's awesome. pure art I would say.

How does this only have 700 views in 2 years? Well done.
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I is wondering that's too. I need more lipstick.
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There must be another copy of this out there somewhere. Looking at the uploaders channel, there is nothing original there.
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Umadbrah? wrote:There must be another copy of this out there somewhere. Looking at the uploaders channel, there is nothing original there.
http://claymoreproductions.com/2010/vid ... l-t-shirt/
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Anyone seen Adam's baby on Toolband?

Pumpkin fucker.
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Blair should rename the newsletters to "Blair's monthly diary". old bastard
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I enjoyed it, but fuck me Blair trolled me good.

Fosters?

Get fucked, mate.
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I'm sure he's dropping clues and hints in there but I will be damned if I know what they are.

It was actually a decent read overall though.
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Ravenpig wrote:I'm sure he's dropping clues and hints in there but I will be damned if I know what they are.

It was actually a decent read overall though.
I won't even attempt to break that down, I'll wait for Hellboy. he's the only one I trust to decipher that madness.
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FFS... tl;dr

didgeridoo = dildo???
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2013.

Still reading TOOL newsletters.

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The Boss wrote:2013.

Still reading TOOL newsletters.

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Must be another Aussie tour on the cards. Fuck knows we need another one!
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hellboy wrote:Must be another Aussie tour on the cards. Fuck knows we need another one!
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