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That would be weird and different if Toolband actually announced dates before they sold out. I wonder how many dates? It would be strange if its a lot, unless they're farther along on the album then we think. Or they made these dates thinking they would be done and arnt. ?
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petemasterpete wrote:
The Boss wrote:I wanted a tattoo of the Southern Cross on the back of my left leg back when I was in Korea before The Great Bogan Explosion of the late 2000s. It was significant to me in that it was intended as a reminder of where I come from and what I am, no matter where in the world I went.

Once I learnt about how it was being used, well, I decided against it.

I have no problem with tattoos either - except if your fifty and you're getting the most generic looking thing I've ever seen. Is that an Eastern dragon sleeve? Which he is proudly displaying in a selfie?!

Holy fuck.

I think we can all agree that tattoos are getting a little out of hand. It seems like it's a race for the under 35s to see who can cover their body with as much ink and generic shit as possible.
... because every time I think I might have forgotten where I'm from, I look to the back of my leg at that for the statue of liberty holding a chicken wing ... oh, now I remember that shit hole ghetto town I grew up in
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Symbolism means different things to different people. I'm not embarrassed by it, but I'm certainly glad I didn't get it done.

I still maintain that a sleeve of an Eastern dragon is far worse than anything I could come up with.
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I've never gotten the whole tattoo thing.
Just don't get it.

I get that it's someone 'expressing' yadda yadda yadda....there are a lot of ways to express yourself.
I don't want to fuck my asshole with a pine cone on stage in front of an audience but some people would consider that art and
I don't have a problem with that.
I wouldn't do it, but go ahead...if it makes you happy.
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The Boss wrote:Symbolism means different things to different people. I'm not embarrassed by it, but I'm certainly glad I didn't get it done.

I still maintain that a sleeve of an Eastern dragon is far worse than anything I could come up with.
wrong ... the dragon can be done artistically and tastefully ... tribal/barbed wire arm bands and any Chinese letters you are not certain about or simply represent (supposedly) hope, strength, love, et al can get fucked way harder than a dragon ... also coy fish on white westerners make absolutely no fucking sense.
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It's a wyvern.
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petemasterpete wrote:
The Boss wrote:Symbolism means different things to different people. I'm not embarrassed by it, but I'm certainly glad I didn't get it done.

I still maintain that a sleeve of an Eastern dragon is far worse than anything I could come up with.
wrong ... the dragon can be done artistically and tastefully ... tribal/barbed wire arm bands and any Chinese letters you are not certain about or simply represent (supposedly) hope, strength, love, et al can get fucked way harder than a dragon ... also coy fish on white westerners make absolutely no fucking sense.
Um, according to Chinese legend, the koi fish becomes a dragon if its able to swim up some fricken waterfall. I guess it symbolizes perseverance or some shit. Koi? Dragon? Equally cliche in the tattoo world if you ask me. I only have one tattoo myself, an eagle globe and anchor. Its to remind me that I'm a badass.
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I seriously considered getting "I'M AWESOME" tattooed on my left butt-cheek in my early twenties, but both myself and everyone I discussed it with eventually agreed that it could be misconstrued as an announcement of proud homosexuality.
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I am seriously getting this tattooed on myself sometime in my lifetime, sooner rather than later, in a statement of how fucking ridiculous tats are

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Not Tyson wrote:I am seriously getting this tattooed on myself sometime in my lifetime, sooner rather than later, in a statement of how fucking ridiculous tats are

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I have honestly wanted that tat for years.
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I imagine the noble steed's name is "Romero", and the music he is playing is a sultry song of passion and enchantment for his mistress.

It's supposed to represent nobility, romance, and hardcore power.

Throw a TOOL lyric underneath it, and you my friend have a piece of fucking art.
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Saxophone is life, saxophone is love

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Using a saxophone is like blowing into your crotch to create a vibrant sound of love and intensity.

Seriously, watch someone play a saxophone. It's like they're blowing into their crotch, and from there comes a super sexy swingin' sound.
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I only have one tattoo myself, an eagle globe and anchor. Its to remind me that I'm a badass.
regular fucking G.I.JOE, huh?

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petemasterpete wrote:
I only have one tattoo myself, an eagle globe and anchor. Its to remind me that I'm a badass.
regular fucking G.I.JOE, huh?

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Maynard's tattoo is nice! I always thought he could use some more, but I never expected him to add so much, especially considering his age. Fucking DOPE!
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I swear there was a 'say no to drugs' one where the kid hallucinates and turns into a rainbow colored parrot, but I can't find it
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Anyone who's travelling to NAMM (a large musical instrument conference where manufacturers display their latest gear) should be aware that Danny will be appearing at the Paiste stand on Friday at 4pm.
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I was waiting for that announcement.
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Thanks for the heads-up. I'm sure at least one lurker will appreciate that.

Fuck, I'd go based on that. :oops:
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92.9's Facebook page:
"So that announcement we made on Friday... We are going to tell you more about it tomorrow. Thanks for your patience. -Mike"
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Adam had his baby. Its probably on his Facebook or twitter or some shit. It looks like a baby.
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Maynard is still pregnant so maybe it's not what it is and it's actually the gender of the seed?
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http://www.instagram.com/aaronharris23 : "I pig-parked @barry_mccockener's drum kit today."

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