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Not Tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote: I blew my friends
GO ON!!! :oops:
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levarmasterlevar wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote: I blew my friends
GO ON!!! :oops:
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ilikemancheese wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote: I blew my friends
GO ON!!! :oops:
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
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tobymastertoby...that'sironic,ain'tit? wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote: I blew my friends
GO ON!!! :oops:
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Get a room boys.
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I'm in a room with dick in hand - now what?
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allegedly....
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hellboy wrote:I'm in a room with dick in hand - now what?
Do something useful with your other three fingers
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Not Tyson wrote:
hellboy wrote:I'm in a room with dick in hand - now what?
Do something useful with your other three fingers
hahahaha. you think HB jerk's off like an Englishmen drinks tea?
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:
hellboy wrote:I'm in a room with dick in hand - now what?
Do something useful with your other three fingers
hahahaha. you think HB jerk's off like an Englishmen drinks tea?
Nope. Tyson knows first hand...

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member, rofl
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get a room boys
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Adam donated 4 signed and doodled posters for CLIVE BARKER'S "IMAGINER" DELUXE HARDCOVER art book Kickstarter:

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Holy fucking shit... they actually put the 2014 (US only) tour dates in the "tour" section of toolband. Wheels must really be turning over there.
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Krazy_blah wrote:Holy fucking shit... they actually put the 2014 (US only) tour dates in the "tour" section of toolband. Wheels must really be turning over there.
Yes. One tiny, rusty little cog, missing several teeth is sporadically rolling.
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Kittaan wrote:
Krazy_blah wrote:Holy fucking shit... they actually put the 2014 (US only) tour dates in the "tour" section of toolband. Wheels must really be turning over there.
Yes. One tiny, rusty little cog, missing several teeth is sporadically rolling.
just like a tool video
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Kittaan wrote:missing several teeth is sporadically rolling.
Hey now, I know it's easy to make fun of Blair/the English dental hygiene- but that's a low blow- and too easy.
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VOLTO! LIVE AT THE MINT

They'rrrre back... VOLTO! (DANNY CAREY, JOHN ZIEGLER & LANCE MORRISON) will be performing the LATE SHOW (11:30 PM) at THE MINT in LOS ANGELES on SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22. More info at www.themintla.com
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Kittaan wrote:VOLTO! LIVE AT THE MINT

They'rrrre back... VOLTO! (DANNY CAREY, JOHN ZIEGLER & LANCE MORRISON) will be performing the LATE SHOW (11:30 PM) at THE MINT in LOS ANGELES on SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22. More info at http://www.themintla.com
ugh.. wonderful
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DC is just getting warm for his tool gigs.
At least I'd like to think that he's professional enough
to be at his best for tool shows, judging by the vip
charges.
And playing jazz is a great genre to get the mistakes out of the system.
Know one will notice anyway...so he's got that going for him...
which is nice.
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A blast from the past:

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ilikecheese wrote:DC is just getting warm for his tool gigs.
At least I'd like to think that he's professional enough
to be at his best for tool shows, judging by the vip
charges.
And playing jazz is a great genre to get the mistakes out of the system.
Know one will notice anyway...so he's got that going for him...
which is nice.
excellent point. like Olympic Hockey getting the boys ready for an NHL playoff run.
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MORE TOOL SHOWS NOW OFFICIAL

- Friday, March 14: Fresno, CA @ Selland Arena
- Saturday, March 15: Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
- Sunday, March 16: San Diego, CA @ Valley View Arena
- Monday, March 24: Austin, TX @ Cedar Park Center
- Tuesday, March 25: Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
- Thursday, March 27: Phoenix, AZ @ US Airways Center

Tickets for the above shows will go on sale FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14 at 10am LOCAL TIME, EXCEPT for HOUSTON, which will go up at 12 NOON LOCAL TIME.

VIP pre-sales for the above shows will be available on
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13 - on Toolarmy at 10am PST and Toolband at 3pm PST.

MORE INFO AT www.toolband.com
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Hahahaha still no LA
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Fuckin' bitchass TOOL skips LA again.
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