Random Tool Social Media thread

Jool · Post by **Jool** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:05 am

So these are the fans that Tool produces.

how disappointing

/fart

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:22 am

Yeah, judgmental dickbags.

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:23 am

I think I hate people from Texas more than I hate Tool. Back on topic, sorry.

Ravenpig · Post by **Ravenpig** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:46 am

Yeeesh what a horribly douchey last 3 pages in this thread. Maybe the lowest I've ever seen this place be and that's saying a LOT.

Anyway, anyone got a problem with May Jay's last two Instagram posts? Especially the second one? I'd post them here but I've no idea how from my phone.

Ravenpig · Post by **Ravenpig** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:47 am

Bill Hilly wrote:I think I hate people from Texas more than I hate Tool. Back on topic, sorry.

Everyone who makes sweeping generalizations is an asshole.

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:12 am

True.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:18 am

Ravenpig wrote:Yeeesh what a horribly douchey last 3 pages in this thread. Maybe the lowest I've ever seen this place be and that's saying a LOT.

Anyway, anyone got a problem with May Jay's last two Instagram posts? Especially the second one? I'd post them here but I've no idea how from my phone.

Oh, where's your sense of humour.

I couldn't find what you're talking about. Wanna describe it?

Ravenpig · Post by **Ravenpig** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:32 am

First one is a pic that shows a laptop screen with UFC stuff on it that says "in Vegas thinking of Texas" (the UFC fight was in Texas)

Second was the same screen in front of him while he's on stage facing the crowd. Adam is in the background. It says something like "oh shit gotta sing"

I don't really give a shit but it seems like something some people here might not like.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:15 am

Ravenpig wrote:First one is a pic that shows a laptop screen with UFC stuff on it that says "in Vegas thinking of Texas" (the UFC fight was in Texas)

Second was the same screen in front of him while he's on stage facing the crowd. Adam is in the background. It says something like "oh shit gotta sing"

I don't really give a shit but it seems like something some people here might not like.

I did see that, come to think of it.

I thought it was just him being cheeky.

Ettan · Post by **Ettan** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:19 am

here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

Ettan · Post by **Ettan** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:09 am

Tool fans

Jool · Post by **Jool** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:34 am

The Boss wrote:Yeah, judgmental dickbags.

Yep

lipanconjuring · Post by **lipanconjuring** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:58 pm

Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

iloveposters · Post by **iloveposters** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:30 pm

lipanconjuring wrote:
Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

This. Seriously last night there were posters and security was going around telling people, "If you use your phone or take pictures during the concert Maynard will stop singing." But the dude can watch UFC on his iPad, be a dick about it and post it, AND not give the fans his undivided attention?? I by all means am a huge TOOL fan but this shit they have been pulling this tour is absurd.

Jool · Post by **Jool** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:49 pm

What is up with the butthurt in this thread?
Since when does anyone owe you a damn thing?

They are banging out 20 year old songs and you guys still bitch. When they finally do decide to stop touring you guys will only have the memories of Tool fucking you in the ass. I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL.

Post by **snazzlefrass** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:14 pm

Hell yeah. I get off to bashing tool. Internet porn is overrated anyway.

Seriously though, Jimmy does not give a fuck what fans think. I'd do the same thing, grab the money and run. Might as well, it's not like he has to worry about selling out an arena. What's the point of bitching about this shit? Bitching about people bitching, though, that shit makes sense. Ah fuck it.

lipanconjuring · Post by **lipanconjuring** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:15 pm

Jool wrote: I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL

fucking lol'd

Krazy_blah · Post by **Krazy_blah** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:35 pm

Tool's Twitter, don't ask me why I follow it- pretty much a waste of bandwidth- recently has been saying "see you again soon" Past three shows I think.

Feel free to speculate/ejaculate to whatever it might mean.

Ettan · Post by **Ettan** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:01 pm

"See you again soon" Puscifer tour confirmed.

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:21 pm

lipanconjuring wrote:
Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

Lipan is on a roll.

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:27 pm

Jool wrote:What is up with the butthurt in this thread?
Since when does anyone owe you a damn thing?

They are banging out 20 year old songs and you guys still bitch. When they finally do decide to stop touring you guys will only have the memories of Tool fucking you in the ass. I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL.

Jool is butthurt from jamming jambi in his ass.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:49 pm

Might want to stick to the topic, guys.

I like a bitch as much as the next person, but we already have a thread for that.

Post by **hellboy** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:26 am

http://lasvegas.informermg.com/2014/03/ ... las-vegas/

Adam Jones, guitarist for Grammy Award-winning rock band Tool, spotted at X Burlesque inside Flamingo Las Vegas. Jones was brought on stage by the X Girls during the “Mile High” number.

Post by **The Boss** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:32 am

hellboy wrote:http://lasvegas.informermg.com/2014/03/ ... las-vegas/

Adam Jones, guitarist for Grammy Award-winning rock band Tool, spotted at X Burlesque inside Flamingo Las Vegas. Jones was brought on stage by the X Girls during the “Mile High” number.

There has GOT to be photos of this.

Post by **not tyson** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:39 am

I wonder how his wife feels about this.

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