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And you have a problem with that because....?

I'd be more concerned that you are following them on social media, not what they are saying. Remember, you had to seek it out.

In general, who cares what anyone, from any band, company, actor etc. has to say on social media? They are just people like us, with a much higher profile. You can always choose to ignore it.

I could have chosen to ignore your post as well, but didn't. My bad. ;)
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Danny is now not only a Chiefs fan, but a die-hard fucking Apes fan?! He needs to stop, this is awesome overload for me. Would kill to have a beer and some mushrooms with that dude before I kick the bucket.
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joeypants wrote:Danny is now not only a Chiefs fan, but a die-hard fucking Apes fan?! He needs to stop, this is awesome overload for me. Would kill to have a beer and some mushrooms with that dude before I kick the bucket.
Is that somehow unique?

If he were a curling and die-hard MLP fan, I'd get it. But you just mentioned two incredibly generic things.
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Adam likes water and oxygen?! Man, that dude is just too awesome.
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Apparently The Nard likes wine and KATE BUSH. What an incredibly deep and complex human being!

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Uh... there aren't a lot of hardcore Chiefs/Apes fans among artists I like? Or friends? Or human beings in my region? It's actually a pretty novel combination, really.


edit: Now I want you all to think very, very carefully as to how you respond to this, lest I unleash a fucking thesis-level dissertation on why that often-maligned series is actually pound for pound the GREATEST sci-fi series of all time. TREAD LIGHTLY, I SAY!!!!

edit x2: oh, and happy Friday. I love you all.
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Happy Friday to you too, mate.

Anyone else would've launched into a Grade H hissy fit after my comment. Good on you for taking the high road. ;)
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Post it.

It's not like we got anything better to talk about.
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The Boss wrote:Happy Friday to you too, mate.

Anyone else would've launched into a Grade H hissy fit after my comment. Good on you for taking the high road. ;)
No worries, I knew you didn't mean anything serious or harsh. I've been making a real effort since my last life-altering event in January (just a break up, nothing bad, it's pretty goddamned great now actually) to stop letting things get to me and to just be as positive as I can in all aspects of life. Funny how well that works when you put it into practice.
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The last 10 pages in this thread have been about onions and apes.


Make your own assumption of the issue.
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The next album is going to be a concept album about monkeys and onions?
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:The next album is going to be a concept album about monkeys and onions?
Monkeys are not apes. Speciesist!
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Does this thread have direction?
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It does now:

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Now it does.

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I did not do that on purpose.
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C'mon Hellboy. At least list the actual tour dates. Geez.

JULY 2014

Thur 10th Vincente Calderon, Madrid
Fri 11th Vincente Calderon, Madrid
Sun 13th Dragao Stadium, Porto


AUGUST 2014, Canada & USA
Fri 1st Toronto, Rogers Center
Fri 2nd Toronto, Rogers Center
Mon 4th East Rutherford, N.J., MetLife Stadium
Tue 5th East Rutherford, N.J., MetLife Stadium
Thu 7th Foxboro, Mass., Gillette Stadium
Fri 8th Foxboro, Mass., Gillette Stadium
Sat 9th Foxboro, Mass., Gillette Stadium
Mon 11th Washington, D.C., Nationals Park
Wed 13th Philadelphia, Lincoln Financial Field
Thu 14th Philadelphia, Lincoln Financial Field
Sat 16th Detroit, Ford Field
Sun 17th Detroit, Ford Field
Tue 19th Nashville, LP Field
Fri 22nd Houston, Reliant Stadium
Sun 24th Arlington, Texas, AT&T Stadium
Wed 27th St. Louis, Edward Jones Dome
Fri 29th Chicago, Soldier Field
Sat 30th Chicago, Soldier Field

SEPTEMBER 2014 – USA
Thu 11th Pasadena, Calif., Rose Bowl
Fri 12th Pasadena, Calif., Rose Bowl
Sat 13th Pasadena, Calif., Rose Bowl
Tue 16th Phoenix, University of Phoenix Stadium
Fri 19th El Paso, Texas, Sun Bowl Stadium
Sun 21st San Antonio, Alamodome
Tue 23rd Tulsa, Okla., Bok Center
Thu 25th New Orleans, Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Sat 27th Charlotte, N.C., Pavilion
Sun 28th Charlotte, N.C., Pavilion

OCTOBER 2014 – USA
Wed 1st Atlanta, Georgia Dome
Fri 3rd Tampa, Fla., Raymond James Stadium
Sun 5th Miami, Sun Life Stadium

Australia 2015 Concert Dates

FEBRUARY 2015 Australia
February 7th Allianz Stadium, Sydney
February 11th Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
February 14th Etihad Stadium, Melbourne
February 17th Aami Stadium, Adelaide
February 20th Patersons Stadium, Perth

Japan 2015 Concert Dates
FEBRUARY / MARCH 2015 Japan
February 24th Osaka Dome, Osaka, Japan
February 25th Osaka Dome, Osaka, Japan
February 27th Saitama Super Arena, Tokyo, Japan
February 28th Saitama Super Arena, Tokyo, Japan
March 1st Saitama Super Arena, Tokyo, Japan

Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Philippines, Indonesia 2015 Tour Dates
MARCH 2015
March 11th National Stadium, Singapore
March 14th Rajamangala Stadium, Bangkok
March 18th Asia World Expo, Hong Kong
March 21st Mall of Asia Concert Ground, Manila, Philippines
March 25th Stadium Utama Gelora Bung Karno, Jakarta, Indonesia

South Africa 2015 Tour Dates
MARCH / APRIL 2015 South Africa
March 28th FNB Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa
March 29th FNB Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa
April 1st Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town, South Africa

UAE 2015 Tour Dates
APRIL 2015 Dubai, United Arab Emirate
April 4th 7HE Sevens
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^ fuck, these little douches get around
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I know what I'm getting myself for my birthday next year!
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A one direction dildo?
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Aren't most dildos one direction?
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What goes up must come down.
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Galileo tested this theory with a dildo. True story.
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Bill Hilly wrote:A one direction dildo?
I still gotta know: what is a 'one direction dildo?'
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