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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:22 am

hellboy wrote:Well there's a pic of the "lenticular keychains" referred to in the recent letter, posted recently I believe tucked away in the TA photo album:

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So, does this mean we'll finally be getting a Salival II type deal - being produced by Joe Baressi??

Does it???
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:42 am

JOE stands for Jerk Off Extended.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:10 am

Calfium Jay wrote: So, does this mean we'll finally be getting a Salival II type deal - being produced by Joe Baressi??

Does it???
That'd be the obvious guess. Doesn't sound very "curveball" though, unless that's a reference to something else.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by void » Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:19 pm

Yea, those are analog tape cases. Looks like it could be either a Salival type release or remastering of Undertow or Aenima. Aenima hasn't been readily available on vinyl in a while, so that would make sense.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:07 pm

It's something they'll release in time for the holiday season. Shut up and take my money!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by iloveposters » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:42 pm

First BMB was going to be paid $15/hr...then he stated he was getting $12/hr then finally $10/hr

And he also said he had a chocolate chip cookie..then later a raisin...

Get your shit straight

Just also wanna say i think its sad maymay is already whoring his 2 week old kid out in puscifer clothing. Sad.

Any yeah Salival II....ummm....

But yeah being in a shitty mood right now and feeling like I need to shit on things I am going to say that management was just cleaning house.

Also why not just hire some workers to move this shit for $8/hr? Why hire BMB to move some stuff? BMB doesn't look like he has seen a hard days work in sometime.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:08 pm

you're taking Blair literally at his word?

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:10 pm

Yeah I'm pretty sure he's just making shit up.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:53 pm

My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?

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Post by petemasterpete » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:58 pm

hellboy wrote:My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?
agreed, my kids and I all wear tees and other shit that I've designed .... sometimes we even match on purpose ... we are such whores
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by liz » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:00 pm

I'm dialing social services...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by iloveposters » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:38 am

hellboy wrote:My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?
No. Not starting an argument or getting baited into one. No need for puscifer clothing on a child that is days old and plastered all over social media.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:54 am

I cant imagine Maynard thought for a second "I'd better post a pic of my baby in a Puscifer top - we'll make tens of dollars".

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:05 am

What does a filet mignon have to do with TOOL?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:08 am

Everything.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by sublime5446 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:32 am

Lol tens of dollars.... Obviously a cash grab.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:37 am

I knew there was something fishy about this whole "Maynard has a kid" thing. It's just a fucking marketing scheme! Well you know what I say to that? He can take those fucking onesies, shove them in an envelope, put the proper amount of postage on it, and mail them to my address. That's what he can fucking do.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:49 am

How much are those onesies going for anyway?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:51 am

$18.00
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:02 am

Ha, I wish I could get a filet mignon for that price!

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:08 am

You'd be able to if you were a member of the Filet Mignomanati.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:09 am

BlackHole83 wrote:Ha, I wish I could get a filet mignon for that price!
Where the heck are you shopping if your eye fillets are $80 a kilo?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Krazy_blah » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:50 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by iloveposters » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:43 am

Wonder if AJ will be performing at this years WWE Summerslam as it is being held in the Staples Center in LA again. He will def be there.
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