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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:25 pm

Not Tyson wrote:perhaps a pacifier to quell the haters.
With the TA logo on it. That is legit funny.

How about some TA fish as well? Buttplug?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:28 pm

YOU'RE nonsense
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:29 pm

Imma kick your Wolverine ass!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:36 pm

Are you hitting on me?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:51 pm

Oh, motherfucker. This shit will not stand.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:58 pm

^ FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:04 pm

basejumper wrote:"They fight! and bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight, fight, fight!
Bite, bite, bite!

^ FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:43 am

I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he (Les)has also been learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by liz » Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:03 am

lachrymologist wrote:I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he is also learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown
I would have thought Danny already knew a few TooL songs... :)
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:35 am

Thanks for the pointer on the miss wording Liz you're the best. :o

Honestly I feel like this is the most exciting news/info I have have heard in a LONG TIME! You must not be attending the Primus after show in Chicago. I am though and I can't wait!! My favorite drummer and bass player playing tunes from 2 of my favorite bands.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by liz » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:03 am

lachrymologist wrote:You must not be attending the Primus after show in Chicago. I am though and I can't wait!!
Mate I am still waiting for the Primus 3D tour to get here!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by badkittygothgirl » Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:17 pm

lachrymologist wrote:I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he (Les)has also been learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown

That is great news! I hope someone gets good video!!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by limeygringo » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:01 am

Image
Ahhh, Infotainment!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by limeygringo » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:04 am

And despite the bird, I mean that
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:05 am

Do Rpimus still upload records of all their concerts? I know they used to do that for a while. They're certainly pro-bootlegging, so no doubt this will be recorded in some form.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by limeygringo » Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:27 am

The last offcial one Ive been able to find via a quick google was for hallucinogenetic, way too long ago. I got one from tour de fromage in Phonenix, when I got a chance to see them, same venue Louis ck recorded ''oh my god'. Great acoustics and a very memorable show as a crowd surfer knocked ove Ler's mic and Les referred to him as a monkey boy and a testerone-filled fish.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by joeypants » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:43 pm

Les is the KING of berating shitty audience members mid-jam, without the band ever breaking stride. It's amazing.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlindnCynical » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:00 pm

I will be at both Chicago shows. I'll try to get a few videos from both.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:24 pm

Word is that further copies of Salival went on sale in the Toolband store some time overnight. They appear to be all gone now though. Unprocessed sales from the first batch maybe?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:28 pm

Why do we have a thread for random tools on social media?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by petemasterpete » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:49 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Why do we have a thread for random tools on social media?
because the lives and selfie's of kitchen utensils are far less interesting
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:54 pm

Newsletter is up. I chuckled a couple times. Whatevs.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:29 am

Yeah, whatevs.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:47 am

"writing and editing". editing....don't mean to cherry pick but whatevs.
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Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:00 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:"writing and editing". editing....don't mean to cherry pick but whatevs.
Whatevs takes too long to type. It was replaced with "Whevs" last week.
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