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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:44 pm

Are we all out of blood moons for the year?

This would indicate that they have almost finished writing.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:46 pm

I think there are 2 left.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:56 pm

That painting of Adam Jones on ToolBand is... not the greatest. There's something wrong with the eyes.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:01 pm

$250 signed prints are coming soon.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:03 pm

Actually it might be the greatest painting of Adam Jones since I can't seem to find another one. I could've sworn I've seen another one...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:04 pm

Oh, wait. It's not the one I was looking for but it's still pretty good.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:09 pm

Ettan wrote:Looks like he has down syndrome or something

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It reminds me of the kind of uncanny valley style of animation used for like The Polar Express and Beowulf for some reason.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:45 am

For those that have forgotten or are new here, the thread for trolling Tool related topics is this one: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=194

Further posts will be deleted.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:53 am

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:56 am

That's hilarious.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:13 am

Fuck! I was right in the middle of catching up on this thread when all of a sudden it got pruned. I gather the missing posts were the most entertaining too.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:14 am

Not as entertaining as you might think. They can be found in the Grudge thread though.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:18 am

Not all of them. 2 of my posts were completely pruned.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:27 am

Bill Hilly wrote:Not all of them. 2 of my posts were completely pruned.
A few of the dumber ones were. This is correct.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:31 am

Let's keep the calling hilly dumb comments in the grudge. K?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by joeypants » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:48 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking hit-whoring websites.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/10/t ... er-nicely/

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:57 pm

Fans have speculated that the hashtag could be the name of a song and/or a reference to Deep Purple’s signature tune “Smoke on the Water”. Such a reference point makes sense, as the band’s previously described the LP as “more metal sounding” and full of “good, nose-bleeding riffs.”
Holy shit. I wonder where they got that piece of hot gossip from?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:11 pm

I'm seriously dying right now. Ravenpig, you just trolled a major website. Congratulations.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:48 pm

ugh. a swedish gossip site did the same today. they usually have valid news but it was the exact same shit

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:18 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm seriously dying right now. Ravenpig, you just trolled a major website. Congratulations.
Loulz. I'd forgotten all about that.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:20 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Fans have speculated that the hashtag could be the name of a song and/or a reference to Deep Purple’s signature tune “Smoke on the Water”. Such a reference point makes sense, as the band’s previously described the LP as “more metal sounding” and full of “good, nose-bleeding riffs.”
Holy shit. I wonder where they got that piece of hot gossip from?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:49 pm

Adam says something is true.



I think he's talking about my "smoke in the water" theory.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:26 pm

"Adam Rocks"?!!?

So...this new album is going to be their big "ROCK OUT" moment?

Is somebody else saying that Adam rocks or is he making the judgement call himself??
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:28 pm

He does indeed rock.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:54 am

hellboy wrote:He does indeed rock.
And this is how he does it...

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