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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:42 pm

markuspoop wrote:I remember seeing some porn and at some point on the walls in the background you could see a bunch of Tool tour posters. While the woman was being pleasured I remember thinking "Hey, I have that poster too."
Yeah, I think Hellboy posted about that a few years ago.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:14 pm

I did post that, and Google banned all adwords on this site not long afterwards. Good times!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:39 pm

hellboy wrote:I did post that, and Google banned all adwords on this site not long afterwards. Good times!

I always just assumed you worked for Google.


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:58 am

Calfium Jay wrote:
hellboy wrote:I did post that, and Google banned all adwords on this site not long afterwards. Good times!

I always just assumed you worked for Google.


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:10 am

Ettan wrote:enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:42 am

Looks like it's Danny's turn now @ toolband.com

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Post by xZ1mM3r » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:49 pm

Ettan wrote:Looks like it's Danny's turn now @ toolband.com
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:31 pm

What? To be horny? I'm assuming that's the message there...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:14 pm

Ettan wrote:enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:12 pm

Do the notes on that drumhead say:

Ba dum pssh

Or

Dum pssh ba?

Neat score for someone.
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Post by Calfium Jay » Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:10 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:
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I always thought she'd be a little less........frumpy??
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:19 pm

So we're back to this. Coooooollll....
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:44 pm

Less babbies, more music pleasy.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:10 am

I was getting excited about the new album but how can you? they could definitely finish writing, then record and release a new album. for sure they could. but then it HAS to be followed by a tour, right? how can these guys tour with infants? can Adam and Danny 12 months from now really be wrapping up their first leg of a US tour? starting to seriously doubt that. then go overseas? no way man.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inequitude » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:50 am

Neat pic. I guess the whole thing must be quite an experience - good for them.

Whatever/whenever MJK tinges the material I think it'll carry a theme reflecting his own recent creations - from soil and wife.

Grohl and Hawkins set a pretty good recent precedent re: output and tours with infant(s).

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by gamebounty » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:12 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:I was getting excited about the new album but how can you? they could definitely finish writing, then record and release a new album. for sure they could. but then it HAS to be followed by a tour, right? how can these guys tour with infants? can Adam and Danny 12 months from now really be wrapping up their first leg of a US tour? starting to seriously doubt that. then go overseas? no way man.
Yeah this is why I'm a little bummed now. The new album might still be years away.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:15 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:I was getting excited about the new album but how can you? they could definitely finish writing, then record and release a new album. for sure they could. but then it HAS to be followed by a tour, right? how can these guys tour with infants? can Adam and Danny 12 months from now really be wrapping up their first leg of a US tour? starting to seriously doubt that. then go overseas? no way man.
Don't forget that May Jay also just had a kid.

(Silver lining)

We must also take into consideration that all these babies haven't changed any potential "world tour" possibilities...

Because May Jay said a while ago that he couldn't handle those anymore. Meaning scenarios for handling a lack of long drawn out tour have (probably) been thought of long ago.

That's my guess, I guess.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by PimPle » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:24 am

They are all old men... I would be happy if they the spent lots of time in the studio, and jamming at the loft, or at some place in Arizona... I would take that over extended world tours.... I would rather additional output to touring, although I doubt that it would happen...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:52 am

Yeah, this certainly changes things in regards to the new album. Presuming Rynne is about 3 months in, we're looking at a due date in between May-Jul. If Tool aren't in the studio pretty quickly in 2015, I suspect we can kiss goodbye a release next year.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:57 am

Surely this album has to have some sort of child theme. I mean, all members except Justin has had a kid.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:58 am

Ettan wrote:Surely this album has to have some sort of child theme. I mean, all members except Justin has had a kid.
Let's just wait until this time next year...

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:00 pm

This is too funny. Maynard gets a pimple on his ass and people speculate a possible album release date by factoring that info into some pseudo timeline. Danny could get a parking ticket and someone would say some shit like, "Okay, so if he pays the ticket by January they can be in the studio by mid February. Then its 9 weeks of tracking, 5 weeks to mix and master, 374 hours on the album art, 2 days to make the CD's, 45 minutes to get lunch, 4 1/2 minutes jacking off and presto! We'll have our album on October 6, 2015 at 11:01AM PST." You know what? Take away all the babies, wine, lawsuits, fishing trips and fucking scooter accidents and we still wouldn't be any closer to a new album. These guys are a bunch of rich, drunk old dudes who do whatever they want when they want. Now if there were still money to be made selling albums we'd've had this new record years ago and would probably be having this same conversation, only about their 6th or 7th upcoming album.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:12 pm

Oh but rant #3,456,789 is much more useful, right? Ignore the fucking thread if you think it's dumb.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:48 pm

Ravenpig wrote:Oh but rant #3,456,789 is much more useful, right? Ignore the fucking thread if you think it's dumb.
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