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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by the chill » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:40 am

Why the fuck can't they just tell us what they are doing? They already are creating what ever it is so why so sercretive about it. I think I have been very patient for anything Tool related and they tease me like this. I am not going to get an answer most likely from anybody here, but I just have to vent because if I bitch about this to my wife or friends they would think I am crazy. You guys don't think I am crazy right?........ Right guys??! We are the same,right??? Haha

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:03 am

Well that post is about as clear as Blair gets.

At the very least they are currently working on a Salival 2 type thing and that's not too shabby now is it?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by the chill » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:11 am

Fo sho! I will be pretty stoked about a salival 2 type thing. I guess I can't understand what the hell Blair is saying ever. Honestly, I have been looking at toolband since 2003 and I have to go to toolnavy or here to get the goddamn translation or what you all think he said. So thanks Hellboy for being my Blair Rosseta Stoned.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:32 am

Reading Blairs posts and newsletters is truly like deciphering hieroglyphics.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:32 am

It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:35 am

Lol
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:56 am

Sick burn Hellboy.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:31 pm

hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
Nice lol... so what's the score so far?

USA - 753
Australia - 1

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by fortysixand2 » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:07 pm

Danny on the next Palms album?!


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inspiration_tactic » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:14 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:
hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
Nice lol... so what's the score so far?

USA - 753
Australia - 1
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:29 pm

inspiration_tactic wrote:
xZ1mM3r wrote:
hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
Nice lol... so what's the score so far?

USA - 753
Australia - 1
The U.S. measures success in military power and bank account size. Our devolution in communal tendencies is a disease. But... keep patting yourself on the back...
I wasnt implying anything about bank accounts or military power.... you brought that up.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:32 pm

but after a few quick searches, it appears the USA and Australia are very close in education systems. USA is ranked 14 and Australia is ranked 15.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:17 pm

Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! But seriously, that can't be right. I thought it was more like 30th or 40th place.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:18 pm

#rekt

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inspiration_tactic » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:46 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:but after a few quick searches, it appears the USA and Australia are very close in education systems. USA is ranked 14 and Australia is ranked 15.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... ng-science

We're not that high... well we're probably high but not relative to exam scoring. I see per this article we ranked 30th in Math, 23rd in Science, 20th in Reading... slotted between Slovak Republic and Lithuania in overall results. But hey, at least we spend a lot.

"While the U.S. spends more per student than most countries, this does not translate into better performance. For example, the Slovak Republic, which spends around USD 53,000 per student, performs at the same level as the United States, which spends over USD 115,000 per student."

Our education system is bad enough to allow us a blissful ignorance... and a subsequent pretension directed at other countries.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inspiration_tactic » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:49 pm

It should be noted those results were from the 65 countries that participated in the PISA testing
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Baahumbug » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:29 pm

Haha only Tool fans could turn a "random social media" thread into a debate about who's country is smarter...

We are all fucking dumb

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inspiration_tactic » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:55 pm

You can only slice "smoke on the horizon" so many ways...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:55 pm

Oh yeah - well Australia have a bigger average dick size than the US too. Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ ... rmans.html

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:01 pm

Stay on topic fuckos

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:37 pm

hellboy wrote:Oh yeah - well Australia have a bigger average dick size than the US too. Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ ... rmans.html
If they took you out of the equation the gap would be even bigger :P

Anywho, have you gotten any news from any of your sources? Its been a while since I've seen you mention them.

edit: Tool related sources not tool related sources
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:47 pm

Ravenpig wrote:
If they took you out of the equation the gap would be even bigger :P
That's what she said.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:09 pm

Small dicks everywhere...sorry for you guys :lol:
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:32 pm

basejumper wrote:Small dicks everywhere...sorry for you guys :lol:
So what you're saying is that you prefer bigger dicks?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:48 pm

It's obvious, RP. Look at the mushroom heads on his profile pic. See what you did to us Tool? We are on here literally talking about tools because you guys are fucking around too much..
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