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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by budsyralli » Mon Feb 29, 2016 4:58 pm

maybe the project is a gameboard like 'zathura' but TOOL's version......with synth's.....bass...nano guitars.......new vocal approaches......and bug's with fricken lazers on their heads........muuuuuahhhh.................muuuuaaaahhh.....muaaaahahahaha.



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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by DinosaurAct86 » Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:23 pm

at a price of 1 million dollars
It will be well-worth the money, my friend. Just like the Tool blank... oh... right. Old t-shirts sewn together. Heh.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by badkittygothgirl » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:35 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:
hellboy wrote:What's another year at this stage. Anytime before I pass away of old age will do.
we have no evidence that we will get the album in time. Well i guess the only solid evidence we have of the album is straight from one of the band members... luckily for us Tool hit the studio mid 2013 last i heard. And it should be released early 2014, correct? So lets just wait and see what happens in early 2014.... i mean... why would they lead us on with false hope? Im sure, even if its not out by 2014, they wont string us along for an additional 2 years beyond that. That would just be ridiculous. :roll:

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:19 pm

badkittygothgirl wrote:
xZ1mM3r wrote:
hellboy wrote:What's another year at this stage. Anytime before I pass away of old age will do.
we have no evidence that we will get the album in time. Well i guess the only solid evidence we have of the album is straight from one of the band members... luckily for us Tool hit the studio mid 2013 last i heard. And it should be released early 2014, correct? So lets just wait and see what happens in early 2014.... i mean... why would they lead us on with false hope? Im sure, even if its not out by 2014, they wont string us along for an additional 2 years beyond that. That would just be ridiculous. :roll:

It's comments like this that make we wish we had a like button or an up vote around here.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by McNadd33 » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:51 am

Read the newsletter and say the word "synthesizers" to yourself every other sentence.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:44 pm

McNadd33 wrote:Read the newsletter and say the word "synthesizers" to yourself every other sentence.

Is that like saying Bloody Mary three times in the mirror??
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:02 pm

I've been trying 'Candyman' for months, still no luck.

Beetlejuice, maybe??
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:24 pm

Disheartening knowing that a Tool album won't be coming out for at least another year.

My new guess for when the album is coming out is 7/27/2017

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Freemena » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:03 pm

I'll take a instrumental only album if it will please just come out already!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:56 pm

The instrumentals.....are the reason there is no album.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:52 am

Too much fiddlywonk & finangling. Yeah
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:05 am

I like instrumentals, and no doubt I'd enjoy an instrumental album, but I'd rather they focus on working as a 4 piece.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:41 am

Bill Hilly wrote:The instrumentals.....are the reason there is no album.

I would argue that PlayStation and/or air hockey is the reason there is no album.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:50 am

I blame it on WWE Monday Night Raw.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Krazy_blah » Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:03 pm

And Smackdown.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by PimPle » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:24 am

One of the guys on the FE front page brought to attention that Blair included this line in the newsletter section of the newsletter but not on the TB main page....

"In fact, the truth of the matter has really been bugging me lately, so much so that I am thinking about hiding a bug somewhere in the loft."

It got me thinking how much I would love to watch some extended HD footage taken of TOOL rehearsing/jamming in the loft.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by liz » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:07 am

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by DinosaurAct86 » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:44 pm

Toolband's News Page is displaying the following: "Parse error: parse error, unexpected '<' in http://207.7.138.58/toolband/tb_news.html on line 80"

It is either a bug (pun intended), or perhaps the most coherent thing Blair has ever posted. Discuss.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:01 pm

Oh no where will we get our no news from
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:39 pm

Maybe they're finally updating the site?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:43 pm

Weird error. The good news is you can just click on that link inside the error message and it shows the news, unstyled (and not updated).

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:57 pm

Alright, who said Beetlejuice 3 times...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:12 am

Well we're back up folks. All the breaking news, back before you knew you needed to know.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:33 pm

Indeed

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