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The guy probably deleted it because he was embarrassed for falling for it.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:The guy probably deleted it because he was embarrassed for falling for it.
I sure was... I mean I'm sure he whoever he is was.
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fuck all this bullshit
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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Oh no, it's not true? I don't think my heart can take the disappointment.
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Two of my friends posted it on fb as if it confirmed their expectations of a double album. I was pretty amused by all of it. But who knows? With all this time they should have enough material for three albums!
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A double album wouldn't be a huge shock. That it's released in Fall 2016 and has those absurd song titles would be.

Maynard has already called it #dumb, and I think that's a pretty accurate assessment.
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I doubt the new album has song titles like what was in that fake. Maynard is beyond the lateralus days. The esoteric, third eye, etc. that they used to allude to. I think we're likely to get titles similar to recent puscifer stuff. Generally more common words, straightforward.
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I don't care about the song titles. Only music matters.
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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I'd like a new Tool song titled "Nuthin' But Dem Titties". Something proper for a strip club, cause asking for a Third Eye at them places is kind of weird.
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I'm not expecting much wordplay this time around either. I'm still thinking they have done way more than they've led on, too many contradicting statements from the band. It's the hopeful part of me, but I wouldn't be surprised if everything except the track listing was true.
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i want the esoteric, third eye etc.
or maybe im older also and kindof getting it, the straightforward stuff
we can aim at god but we are here, dealing with money, diseases, children and politics
but if i think about it again, thats the very reason i still would rather like the esoteric third eye etc stuff

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hellboy wrote:A double album wouldn't be a huge shock. That it's released in Fall 2016 and has those absurd song titles would be.

Maynard has already called it #dumb, and I think that's a pretty accurate assessment.
My feelings as well. Song titles, bogus. Fall release, trolling. Double album, possible. The whole post and lame story about tool mixing the album, dumb.
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Dumb-ditty dumb dum dumm..

I'd wait for the horses mouth.
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blacksabbath wrote:
Song titles, bogus..

Yeah. No mention of The Bouncing Arab!!
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Metal Sucks have reported Maynard's tweet in a weird way:
Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan himself has now addressed the rumors on Twitter… sort of. And the upshot is: we still don’t know! His one-word response is seemingly a not-so-veiled attack on Tool fans — who he once called “insufferable” — but, this being Tool, he could well be taking the piss and putting this out into the world as a ruse.
Anyone else take is as an attack on them? I thought the tweet was squarely aimed at the media outlets that reported the "news"

http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/19/ma ... mors-dumb/
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Maybe it was an attack on the fan who made up the nonsense. In which case, it was deserved.
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I'm pretty sure Maynard was saying the rumor was dumb. I don't think it was meant to be directed at anybody.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm pretty sure Maynard was saying the rumor was dumb. I don't think it was meant to be directed at anybody.
Then why did he say @wolverinekills? Pretty sure that means it was directed at them for reporting the news.
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Because they tagged him in their tweet originally
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:Because they tagged him in their tweet originally
So you agree it was aimed at them?
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I think he saw the rumor come up in his mentions and thought it was dumb so he replied "#dumb".
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