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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:32 pm

Looks like the clickbait-y sites are starting to run with nxrm's news:

http://www.alternativenation.net/tool-r ... new-album/

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:53 pm

That Brett Buchanan guy is a really big fucking TOOL. Everything he posts is other people's work. He also has a very punchworthy face!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by fortysixand2 » Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:54 pm

Let us not forget that Danny also said that they plan to "hit the studio in the fall" way back in 2011 or 2012.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ziggy23 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:46 am

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by SoMuchChub » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:27 am

It blows my mind that Adam posting a picture of lobsters equals us getting a new album. The "evidence" they've used to connect the dots is just stupid.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:27 am

hellboy wrote:Looks like the clickbait-y sites are starting to run with nxrm's news:

http://www.alternativenation.net/tool-r ... new-album/

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I'm gonna have to go into hiding if Danny was messing around with me and there is a new/secret album on the way. :lol:
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Krazy_blah » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:25 pm

nxrm wrote:
I'm gonna have to go into hiding if Danny was messing around with me a
Just change your name to Norm, nxrm.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:54 pm

Krazy_blah wrote:
nxrm wrote:
I'm gonna have to go into hiding if Danny was messing around with me a
Just change your name to Norm, nxrm.
Hide in plain sight. I like it! :D
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Krazy_blah » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:39 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by fortysixand2 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:29 pm

Krazy_blah wrote:Image

EDIT: bah! Can't embed this gif.
Gotta use the direct link:

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:25 pm

^Cheers!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by junior » Mon May 01, 2017 12:29 am

How has no-one guessed that the surprise guest will be the band "Surprise" with BMB on keyboards?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by GabesCaves » Mon May 01, 2017 7:09 am

hellboy wrote:
nxrm wrote:He laughed and said, "They can believe whatever they want, but it's not gonna happen."
Tool fans are silly. There will still be some who will say he's just covering up the "real" story.
Congrats hellboy and nxrm, you have both made the official alt rock news....alternative nation! When's the meet n greet?


http://www.alternativenation.net/tool-r ... new-album/



Also, This was from 13 months ago, Justin "confirmed" the new double album in the fall. This wait is fun....Happy May, happy Tool return to the NE!

"The moderator of TOOL's official web site recently visited the band's rehearsal loft and offered an update on the progress of their long-awaited new album. He wrote: "At this stage of the writing/arranging process... there are only a couple of 'shorter' songs left to complete (?), along with a segue or two or three." He added, "Of course, we need to keep in mind any changes that might be needed to accommodate the vocals, etc., once all of the arrangements are finished."

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Mon May 01, 2017 9:46 am

junior wrote:How has no-one guessed that the surprise guest will be the band "Surprise" with BMB on keyboards?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
That would be really cool actually. At the very least, he can hopefully make it the San Bernardino show.

*And, speaking of Blair, I just noticed that the April Newsletter is up in the Newsletter section. :)

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Mon May 01, 2017 6:06 pm

We made it onto Metal Sucks as well:

http://www.metalsucks.net/2017/05/01/fa ... this-fall/

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon May 01, 2017 7:34 pm

How dare they imply NXRM is anything but trustworthy???
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Mon May 01, 2017 8:19 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:How dare they imply NXRM is anything but trustworthy???
I know right?! Don't they know I have feelings too? The Metal Sucks comments have been the best so far though.

It'll be old news soon enough, as the next rumor is just around the corner. The announcement of the Special Guest should be a welcome diversion as well.

Thanks for the support guys and gals!!! If you need me I'll be reading that Batman comic book I've been hearing so much about.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Mon May 01, 2017 8:42 pm

I think there's ground for a few lawsuits here

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Krazy_blah » Mon May 01, 2017 9:43 pm

hellboy wrote:I think there's ground for a few lawsuits here
Nice job nxOrm, you delayed the next album by at least another 5 years.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Mon May 01, 2017 10:20 pm

Krazy_blah wrote:
hellboy wrote:I think there's ground for a few lawsuits here
Nice job nxOrm, you delayed the next album by at least another 5 years.
Hahahahahahaha! :lol:

Actually, now that I've thought about it more...that would be extremely depressing.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by GabesCaves » Tue May 02, 2017 3:01 pm

On the fourth eye news page, Blair is defensive pointing to the "last sentence" of his fall update

But wasn't the below from Blair in April '16-

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It's funny looking back at our coverage of the long-anticipated new Tool album and seeing headlines like Maynard Says No New TOOL Album In 2013 and Drummer Danny Carey Says No New TOOL Album Until 2014, because it's 2016 and we still don't have an album.

Last month, frontman Maynard James Keenan said "we've found common ground, we just can't move forward," in regards to new music. What that means, I do not know. But I do know that earlier today, the moderator of Tool's website posted an update, saying he visited the band's rehearsal loft and they are approaching the end of recording the music aspect:

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"At this stage of the writing/arranging process… there are only a couple of 'shorter' songs left to complete (?), along with a segue or two or three." He added, "Of course, we need to keep in mind any changes that might be needed to accommodate the vocals, etc., once all of the arrangements are finished."

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Seems the name of the new album will be Loch Ness

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue May 02, 2017 6:19 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Tue May 02, 2017 8:22 pm

I never thought I would laugh at Tim Allen ever again. Thank you for that.


This was actually the first time in 25 years.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue May 02, 2017 10:44 pm

25 years - still not laughing!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Wed May 03, 2017 5:16 am

Try a few pints, it's kind of funny.

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