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They picked the wrong direction.
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Oh.
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Apparently you all got it right on the nose with this One Direction thing. Blair just practically admitted it.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure he's confirming this:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:The next album is going to be a concept album about monkeys and onions?
Not One Direction.
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I'm pretty sure the onions-themed album is all but locked in. And you guys thought Wings/10K Days was a tear jerker!
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What the fuck does that have to do with onions?

Please stay on topic.
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What is the deal with blairs last post?
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DOTPOTA

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Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
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DOTPOTA = Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

And as discussed earlier in the thread it's confirming my suggestion that the next Tool album is going to be about onions and monkey.

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I cook a big breakfast first thing in the morning. I find frying onions to not be such a great idea. Sure, they go well with the eggs and mushrooms, but they tend to give me a bit of heartburn if I forget my usual teaspoon of baking soda before work.

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Ravenpig wrote:Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
God, what a loser...
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Wait did I say that out loud??? :shock:
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No, I only typed it. Phew.

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That could've been awkward.
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I resemble that remark!
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Ravenpig wrote:I resemble that remark!
Indeed you do.
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Ah go suck on an onion
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Ravenpig wrote:Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
I've never had a FB either. Can anyone clarify?
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Ettan can.
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So I'm going to dive into Facebook and see if I can find that post.

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You're married?
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Alright I'm back. The first comment is a snide comment about how there's probably a secret message in that post. I think Blair's referring to.
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The Boss wrote:You're married?
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