Random Tool Social Media thread

[hellboy]

Well, almost 12 hours later and the source still hasn't got back to me, so looking like it may be a false alarm. We'll see I guess. It's almost newsletter time, so perhaps we're going to be thrown a bone sometime soon.

[not tyson]

I've got some magic beans you might want to buy.

[hellboy]

No thanks mate. I might be sick today but I'm not that detached from reality.

[Krazy_blah]

Rolling fucking Stone? Band fan forums are more reliable than those hacks. And even if they get it right (which they dont) its 3 weeks after the fact.

aka RS gets their "info" from Google

[hellboy]

Rolling fucking Stone? Band fan forums are more reliable than those hacks. And even if they get it right (which they dont) its 3 weeks after the fact.

aka RS gets their "info" from Google

Sounded to me like this wasn't just some article on their website quoting another websites interview. More like a feature interview/article inside the paper magazine.

[MOG]

Rolling fucking Stone? Band fan forums are more reliable than those hacks. And even if they get it right (which they dont) its 3 weeks after the fact.

aka RS gets their "info" from Google

Sounded to me like this wasn't just some article on their website quoting another websites interview. More like a feature interview/article inside the paper magazine.

shocker another Tool related false alarm. What a shit band they have become.

[basejumper]

You would think that they would be higher on this list if they were giving RS exclusive info

Rolling Stone's 50 Greatest Live Acts Right Now Aug. 2013
50. Fiona Apple
49. Taylor Swift
48. Green Day
47. Sigur Ros
46. Tool
45. Lady Gaga
44. Janelle Monae
43. Mumford and Sons
42. Skrillex
41. Tame Impala
40. Eric Church
39. Rush
38. Queens of the Stone Age
37. The National
36. Florence and the Machine
35. Bruno Mars
34. Foo Fighters
33. Beyonce
32. Sleigh Bells
31. David Byrne
30. Madonna
29. Muse
28. Patti Smith
27. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
26. Leonard Cohen
25. Phish
24. Dave Matthews Band
23. Pearl Jam
22. Tom Waits
21. Red Hot Chili Peppers
20. Kanye West
19. The Roots
18. Metallica
17. Nine Inch Nails
16. Alabama Shakes
15. Paul McCartney
14. The Black Keys
13. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
12. Wilco
11. U2
10. My Morning Jacket
9. Rage Against the Machine
8. Jack White
7. Radiohead
6. Jay Z
5. Neil Young
4. Arcade Fire
3. The Rolling Stones
2. Prince
1. Bruce Springsteen

[UndKeineZwEier]

Who the fuck is Bruce Springsteen?

[basejumper]

He's the Boss... not that imposter Crow



Actually I don't listen to Springsteen either. Never liked it.

[Krazy_blah]

46&Tool, idiots may have trolled us.

I recall that list from a few weeks ago. RATM has played like twice in the past five years or some shit. People can say what they want about Tool but they are still one of the must see live shows as far as production wise- and can still fill arenas despite no album to support.

[hellboy]

shocker another Tool related false alarm. What a shit band they have become.

You're judging Tool based on a random email some anonymous person on the internet sent me? Nice work...

[The Boss]

shocker another Tool related false alarm. What a shit band they have become.

You're judging Tool based on a random email some anonymous person on the internet sent me? Nice work...

$156 says it was Mog.

[not tyson]

It was just a social experiment though

[MOG]

shocker another Tool related false alarm. What a shit band they have become.

You're judging Tool based on a random email some anonymous person on the internet sent me? Nice work...

$156 says it was Mog.

@HB - No im judging Tool because they suck more cock than Tyson on a bender.

@Boss - You can't afford to be making bets of any kind at the moment. You is broke. I don't fuck with ppl via email. Hellboy is a cunt from time to time but I still love him. I would buy him a beer and put it in his butt anytime.

[hellboy]

This really just points how how irrational and unhinged you are Mog.

[The Boss]

@HB - No im judging Tool because they suck more cock than Tyson on a bender.

@Boss - You can't afford to be making bets of any kind at the moment. You is broke. I don't fuck with ppl via email. Hellboy is a cunt from time to time but I still love him. I would buy him a beer and put it in his butt anytime.

Interesting . . .

[MOG]

@HB - No im judging Tool because they suck more cock than Tyson on a bender.

@Boss - You can't afford to be making bets of any kind at the moment. You is broke. I don't fuck with ppl via email. Hellboy is a cunt from time to time but I still love him. I would buy him a beer and put it in his butt anytime.

Interesting . . .

Dammit are you turning? You use to bring that good Tool hate on the reg. You can't turn you actually have GOOD taste in music. Outside of disrespecting Merzbow Vs Nordvargr you typically bring the good shit.

[The Boss]

Eh, I've been in a reasonably placid mood lately. Too much going on to get the bored hate goin'.

[MOG]

Eh, I've been in a reasonably placid mood lately. Too much going on to get the bored hate goin'.

Academic life suits you it seems. Genuine shame you live on the other side of the planet I am fairly certain we would get on well. Some quality scotch, a fine cigar and a few high class hookers. Nothing like pondering the mysteries of the universe while getting your dick sucked.

[not tyson]

That sounds really fucking gay.

[The Boss]

Eh, I've been in a reasonably placid mood lately. Too much going on to get the bored hate goin'.

Academic life suits you it seems. Genuine shame you live on the other side of the planet I am fairly certain we would get on well. Some quality scotch, a fine cigar and a few high class hookers. Nothing like pondering the mysteries of the universe while getting your dick sucked.

That sounds real good right about now.

[MOG]

That sounds really fucking gay.

^ Yeah cuz only homos like good drink, good smoke and quality, no strings attached pussy. Son I can't quite figure out if you are just marginally retarded or completely fucking crazy.

[not tyson]

Your post implied all that plus getting blown in the same room as another guy, talking about stuff.

So fucking gay.

But keep taking pot shots at me every second post, you are so fucking butt devastated.

[MOG]

Your post implied all that plus getting blown in the same room as another guy, talking about stuff.

So fucking gay.

But keep taking pot shots at me every second post, you are so fucking butt devastated.

Oh is Mr. Longbay a prude? Scared to show your pencil dick in front of another dude? So homophobic.

I don't take pot shots. I go straight for the jugular. And you give me exactly what I want every time on cue. You are my bitch. You always will be my bitch.

[not tyson]

You're very weird and not in a good way.

Oh btw, Crow's seen my dick, so there is that, but I have no interest in having a conversation with another dude while getting my dick sucked.

Seems to me you wouldn't be able to say much at the time anyway, what with that dick in your mouth.