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UndKeineZwEier wrote:It doesn't really make sense if you think about it though. Maynard is 50 years old, there's no way his sperm is strong enough to survive the hazards of a vagina. There's no way this is actually his kid.
Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.

As women age, they are much less likely to be able to conceive, but this is not the case for men.

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How old is old?
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Imagine Maynard using his wife to have a baby. Fucking Nepotism I tell you!
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Kittaan wrote:Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.
If that's true than you'll have no problem making me a baby right now.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Kittaan wrote:Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.
If that's true than you'll have no problem making me a baby right now.
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The problem with the boys at 50 is not their fertility, but their higher rate of genetic malfunction.

Some idiots like to blame vaccinations for Autism, but it's much more likely that it's a combination of men and women having kids at an older age. You may still be producing, but the quality goes down rapidly over 35.
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Ettan wrote:Maynard got another kiddo apparently?

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Congrats. @ Maynard
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@ Hellboy,
nonetheless, vaccinations are not a thing I consider good from the outset.
The rise in cancer must come from somewhere, right?
Or mindcontrol.
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ms2r wrote:Congrats. @ Maynard
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@ Hellboy,
nonetheless, vaccinations are not a thing I consider good from the outset.
The rise in cancer must come from somewhere, right?
Or mindcontrol.
I'm not going to even start. I've found it's not even worth arguing with anti-vaccinationists since:
  1. They're idiots
  2. The sooner they depart the gene pool the better
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:shock:
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Yeah I'm sure Cancer is coming from vaccinations and not all the signals and pollution and shit we have in the air now. Probably has nothing to do with that. It's probably the vaccines.
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Ofcourse you two already have been polluted by vaccinations, fluorid and whatsmore. Your opinions are very clouded and misguided.

Just like that. ;)
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ms2r wrote:fluorid
Nah, I'm smarter than that. They're not contaminating my precious bodily fluids.
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Isn't his wife's name Lei Li as well?
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Ettan wrote:Isn't his wife's name Lei Li as well?
Speaking of names, I read someone's comment on Facebook today with regard to this new addition. They mentioned that they either were planning to or had already named their kid "Keenan Adam _________".

I'm not going to post the message here, or make light of it (due to recent posts in FE that have motivated me to try to be positive again); but by damn, does TOOL have some passionate fans.

That's all I'll say.
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Who's wife? What are you talking about?
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:Who's wife? What are you talking about?
Devo?
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What's a Devo? I don't understand. What's going on?
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I always wanted to name my first born Keenan, but for different reasons.

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So much yes^

Keenan Kelly Keenan Goodburger Jr.

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Any of those are infinitely more tasteful than the people who name their children after the fucking University of Alabama football program. At least they're just names in the end.

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You could be right, or maybe it's exactly as you say and he's still obsessing over every note he writes / records like he always has?

Also - found this with a google search, looks like it's Cam... maybe: http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Cam-De%20Leon/560771984
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from Nerdy law page page 2 found in Pablo's link
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Tool was covered by the American Insurance Co. (AIC) under an entertainment insurance policy, which appears to have been a traditional CGL (commercial general liability) policy with (ironically) an entertainment industry exclusion (EIE) barring coverage for injuries “arising out of” any entertainment industry work, including the creation and distribution of music, musical recordings, etc. The trial court granted summary judgment for AIC, holding that the EIE barred any coverage for De Leon’s claims.
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So Tool, being entertainers, bought a fancy lawsuit protection policy that excludes things arising from entertainment stuff. Wow.
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ToolFanFromWayBack wrote:The trial court granted summary judgment for AIC, holding that the EIE barred any coverage for De Leon’s claims....
So you're saying that it was actually Alice In Chains that fucked Tool over?

(Watch that get picked up by one of the lame "Metal" news sites)
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I heard Tool was the cause of Layne Staley's drug problems.
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