Random Tool Social Media thread

The Main Event
User avatar
The Boss
LSDeeeeeee
Posts: 5784
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:28 pm
Height: Not A Fucking Manlet
Location: Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
Contact:

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by The Boss »

Read into that what you want.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
User avatar
Specter
Pencildick
Posts: 870
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:29 am

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Specter »

Arizona green Bay is gonna be the title of some band's name in the past.
Dancing on the roof of some cartoon showroom
User avatar
ilikecheese
Hey Jude
Posts: 2429
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:38 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ilikecheese »

Shirley, it will not happen.
The above post is entertainment. It is most likely not directed at any individual unless specified. Any other interpretation, gleaning, or reckoning, of this post without the express, written, consent of Cheese, is strictly prohibited.
User avatar
inequitude
Has been
Posts: 155
Joined: Sat May 05, 2012 5:33 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inequitude »

Submitting this a week past due date, in lieu of discussing The Baked Potato menu or who rubs onions on their grill.
Attachments
Picture 1.jpg
Picture 1.jpg (88.05 KiB) Viewed 7319 times
BlackHole83
Stinkyfist
Posts: 1014
Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:03 am

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 »

^ The question should be who doesn't rub onions on their grill. I though it was common practice
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12221
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy »

Not common at all in my experience.
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Yeah, nah, fuck onions.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

It's to clean or help clean the grill. To my experience it doesn't really affect any taste.
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Then why use an onion? I imagine there are probably better cleaning options.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

Because onions do a remarkably good job, believe it or not. Usually just takes a half of one.

I prefer that to using some spray or something. Or it's just what I learned and it works fine for me.
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Oh, so we should just start rubbing onions all over everything, huh?

Should I rub them on my car, huh?

On my fax machine?

My Laterlus CD?

Just rub onions all over them, huh?

What kind of society is this?
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Kittaan
Peen Taster
Posts: 5081
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:56 am
Location: , Location, Location!

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan »

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Twice.
Yes.
Onion based.
Ki77aan :twisted:
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

No, no no no.

I can't take it. It's too much. I'm losing my fucking mind here.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

Stupid Blair. Stupid Danny. They have us talking about onions. Wait a second...

The new album's name will be "Onions"! You heard it here first!
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Way to pay attention, Bozo. We already know the album is named 'Stormgasm.'
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

Take it easy when you talk to me, jabroni.
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

I'll talk to you however I want, sempedido.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
not tyson
Grammy Winner
Posts: 5413
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:17 am
Height: 186cm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson »

Onions have layers
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12221
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy »

Maybe this is a sign that Justin's band White Onion are going to record/release an album before Tool?
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Lol, White Onion. I forgot that was even a thing.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
petemasterpete
Lunchinator
Posts: 1674
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:11 pm
Height: 7" (limp)
Location: your mom's house

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by petemasterpete »

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Lol, White Onion. I forgot that was even a thing.
I generally prefer red onions for most things onion related, although, and pardon my possible colour blindness, 'red' onions I've eaten tend to be more of a purple or magenta hue, rather than red ... Universe, if you're listening, I'm awaiting you're all-knowing response to this query, thanx.
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

Onions are for cleaning grills, weirdo.
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
petemasterpete
Lunchinator
Posts: 1674
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:11 pm
Height: 7" (limp)
Location: your mom's house

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by petemasterpete »

Ravenpig wrote:Onions are for cleaning grills, weirdo.
Even the red ones? I believe these are also called spanish onions sometimes, but I can't recall them ever saying 'Hola' to me.

what about yellow onions (which, once again Universe, tend to have brown skin)?

surely, spring onions wouldn't be resourceful for cleaning purposes?

I'm befuddled to tears by all of this
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Yellow onions should really only be used when nothing else is available. White onions are the best as they pretty much go with anything.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig »

Oh so you admit they're great for cleaning grills!
Hey! Denty!
Post Reply