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Wow, one mention of dicks and this thread goes way outta whack. Get your head out of the gutter.

Any info from "sources"?
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the chill wrote:Fo sho! I will be pretty stoked about a salival 2 type thing. I guess I can't understand what the hell Blair is saying ever. Honestly, I have been looking at toolband since 2003 and I have to go to toolnavy or here to get the goddamn translation or what you all think he said. So thanks Hellboy for being my Blair Rosseta Stoned.
Don't trip man, you are not the only one. He tends to babble on about his interests more than anything. Relevant TOOL related news is usually posted as soon as it's available here without a doubt.
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hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
LMAO
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Ettan I believe we reference the same stats.

I'm not sure Aussies are/have bigger dicks though...

Well they did call themselves TooL.
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I always wanted to be a private dick.
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A LITTLE MORE NOISE Peart, DANNY CAREY, Stone, Scannell & Copeland at the Sacred Grove

Uploaded a couple days ago
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$156.00? Fascinating: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... =BMBLANKET

My favorite is the casting couch pic.

68 still available, for those interested. :)
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Woah! It also looks like they're gearing up to sell a few more of the 21st Anniversary Opiates.

Version 1: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... e=OPIATEV1
Version 2: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... e=OPIATEV2
Version 3: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... e=OPIATEV3
Version 4: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... e=OPIATEV4
Version 5: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... e=OPIATEV5

Five of Versions 1 & 2 and four of Versions 3 - 5 at the time of this post.
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nxrm wrote:$156.00? Fascinating: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... =BMBLANKET

My favorite is the casting couch pic.

68 still available, for those interested. :)
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This will end well...
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That must be the project Blair and Danny were working on at the loft. They were crocheting blankets.
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It sure is a curveball - Tool are now tailors instead of musicians.
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Man, Hellboy. I took your comment of the cat being out of the bag as you knowing something we didn't. My grudge fuck personality will be returning if we don't get some legitimate good news soon from the Tool camp.
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TOOL selling blankets... Surely this is all just one massive piss take... I hope they are having a laugh, because otherwise it is super lame.....
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Bill Hilly wrote:My grudge fuck personality will be returning if we don't get some legitimate good news soon from the Tool camp.
Yeah, mine is starting to creep out as well. This feels like a massive kick in the nuts to fans following the recent non-announcement of them recording.
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are you kidding?? are you fucking kidding?? that is all.
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I don't have a problem with the blanket or the price, I wouldn't pay $10 for it anyway. "A fool and their etc etc".

The title Blair chose to use for that post was kinda annoying though. Probably the first thing he's posted that made me think "ah screw you".

I'm ok with the mysterious headache inducing mumbo jumbo, but that was just done to be a dick.
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There are 17 left in the shop. Truly amazing.
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Did anyone see what the blanket was made out of?

"Blanket made from recycled Tool shirts."

People actually eat this shit up.

It even has the FooL logo.
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The pillows were also made from old shirts.
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nxrm wrote:$156.00? Fascinating: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... =BMBLANKET

My favorite is the casting couch pic.

68 still available, for those interested. :)
Were you serious about the 68 in stock? People must be eating that shit up as i can only see 13 left
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I think
Bill Hilly wrote:That must be the project Blair and Danny were working on at the loft. They were crocheting blankets.
I think this is a project they gave Blair. Look at the product code... ProductCode=BMBLANKET
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basejumper wrote: I think this is a project they gave Blair. Look at the product code... ProductCode=BMBLANKET
Haha. I saw that. He's also been folding socks. Tool socks.
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I'm trying to find some optimism in all of this BMBullshit. Maybe they are clearing the shelves of all the old and recycled merch, that has been showing up in the store today, for some new and exciting stuff.




.....probably not.
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Hotdogma wrote:
nxrm wrote:$156.00? Fascinating: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... =BMBLANKET

My favorite is the casting couch pic.

68 still available, for those interested. :)
Were you serious about the 68 in stock? People must be eating that shit up as i can only see 13 left
Yep, there were 68 in the shop before the post went up on Toolband. I saw them listed in the product index page after someone on reddit mentioned there were copies of Salival in the shop.
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nxrm wrote:
Hotdogma wrote:
nxrm wrote:$156.00? Fascinating: http://shop.toolarmy.com/ProductDetails ... =BMBLANKET

My favorite is the casting couch pic.

68 still available, for those interested. :)
Were you serious about the 68 in stock? People must be eating that shit up as i can only see 13 left
Yep, there were 68 in the shop before the post went up on Toolband. I saw them listed in the product index page after someone on reddit mentioned there were copies of Salival in the shop.
And now only 9. Im a collector of some Tool stuff but even that shit i went WTF!?!

But then again, its a very smart idea to move some excess inventory. You have to give them credit for that. A minimum of 8 tees used for each one that's 544 tees.
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