Random Tool Social Media thread

[Ravenpig]

Dude who runs toolband/writes the newsletters.

[The Boss]

So that Spartley dude got a happy bday post on toolband.

I forget, wasn't the general consensus that he was made up by Blair?

I expect it's a pseudonym for someone inside the Tool camp. It's been used frequently when they tour Australia, so hopefully they'll announce another tour shortly.

"Rapt Leys"?

Why would Leys be rapt?

:O

HL3 confirmed.

[The Boss]

Dude who runs toolband/writes the newsletters.

Does he have a moustache?

I feel he has a moustache.

[Ravenpig]

The full name on that pseudonym is "Rance Q. Spartley".

I've never seen Blair no clue what he looks like.

[not tyson]

So that Spartley dude got a happy bday post on toolband.

I forget, wasn't the general consensus that he was made up by Blair?

Who the fuck is Blair?

Satan's Little helper

[not tyson]

The full name on that pseudonym is "Rance Q. Spartley".

I've never seen Blair no clue what he looks like.

[Kittaan]

I've never seen Blair no clue what he looks like.

SRSLY?

Then you haven't payed much attention to Tool News over the years, he often post pictures of himself with various and sundry band members and hangers on.

No mustache. He's been accused of looking like an "old lesbian".

Edit: See above. LOLZ.

[not tyson]

Damn it, they sold out!

[Ravenpig]

Ah ok then I had no idea that was him. I stand (sit) corrected.

[UndKeineZwEier]

The full name on that pseudonym is "Rance Q. Spartley".

I've never seen Blair no clue what he looks like.

Blair's the one on the right.

[xZ1mM3r]

Blair looks like the friend of the group that just hangs around and no one really wants him there. The 'Karen' of Tool

[Bill Hilly]

Blair does look like he has one of those sexy roast beef labias.

[UndKeineZwEier]

Blair looks like the friend of the group that just hangs around and no one really wants him there. The 'Karen' of Tool

Is that a Dane Cook reference?

[Bill Hilly]

Blair looks like the friend of the group that just hangs around and no one really wants him there. The 'Karen' of Tool

Is that a Dane Cook reference?

It would make sense if it was.

[xZ1mM3r]

Blair looks like the friend of the group that just hangs around and no one really wants him there. The 'Karen' of Tool

Is that a Dane Cook reference?

Nailed it. But it seem accurate, does it not?

[hellboy]

I don't imagine Blair would be still doing what he currently does if the band didn't want him there.

If Tool were actually a little more timely and transparent in how they act, I don't imagine Blair would cop anywhere near the amount of flak he does.

[Calfium Jay]

He's always writing about food - Mexican food and BBQ in particular.

Probably eats a lot.

[The Boss]

Damn it, they sold out!

Dead, the Impressionists are.

Dead and fucking buried.

Ugh I hate "art" like the above. That would be OK at a High School demonstration.

And not nearly interesting enough for a gallery display.

[The Boss]

I don't imagine Blair would be still doing what he currently does if the band didn't want him there.

If Tool were actually a little more timely and transparent in how they act, I don't imagine Blair would cop anywhere near the amount of flak he does.

Nah, I got sick of his shit once I got out of my "pagan" phase and discovered real occultism. So, around 20.

*turns salt into silver*

Suck it, Blair, you fucking nerd.

[xZ1mM3r]

I don't imagine Blair would be still doing what he currently does if the band didn't want him there.

If Tool were actually a little more timely and transparent in how they act, I don't imagine Blair would cop anywhere near the amount of flak he does.

But we like to kill the messenger in this case. And the guitarist.

[hellboy]

Nah, I got sick of his shit once I got out of my "pagan" phase and discovered real occultism. So, around 20.

Yeah, but most people when they hit that level of maturity tend to just let it slide rather than ranting like a 16 year old. It's ok to not read his articles.

But as Tool aren't very forthcoming, and some Tool fans are quite immature, the rants keep coming.

[not tyson]

So were just going to ignore the fact someone here likes Dane Cook or that someone else got the reference?

Ok.



I've seen people banned for less.

[Bill Hilly]

So were just going to ignore the fact someone here likes Dane Cook or that someone else got the reference?

Ok.



I've seen people banned for less.

I didn't.

[Bill Hilly]

Yeah, but most people when they hit that level of maturity tend to just let it slide rather than ranting like a 16 year old. It's ok to not read his articles.

But as Tool aren't very forthcoming, and some Tool fans are quite immature, the rants keep coming.

Plus, we know that he lurks this site.

[The Boss]

I don't imagine Blair would be still doing what he currently does if the band didn't want him there.

If Tool were actually a little more timely and transparent in how they act, I don't imagine Blair would cop anywhere near the amount of flak he does.

But we like to kill the messenger in this case. And the guitarist.

TOOL have a guitarist? I thought it was just a bunch of badges strumming the feathers of a peacock over a hollow log - repeatedly.