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xZ1mM3r
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:08 am
Not Tyson wrote: So were just going to ignore the fact someone here likes Dane Cook or that someone else got the reference?
Ok.
I've seen people banned for less.
I likeD Dane cook in the 'harmful if swallowed' days. Then he got terrible and I found out he stole a lot of jokes.
However the "Karen" joke applied to the topic at hand.
hellboy
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by hellboy Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:08 am
I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
Bill Hilly
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by Bill Hilly Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:09 am
Same good ol' days that you were pimping around in your sweet BMW.
"I'm kind of a big dill." - Schlong Burgundy
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by Bill Hilly Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:09 am
hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
He's the Eminem of comedy.
"I'm kind of a big dill." - Schlong Burgundy
The Boss
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by The Boss Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:09 am
hellboy wrote: The Boss wrote:
Nah, I got sick of his shit once I got out of my "pagan" phase and discovered real occultism. So, around 20.
Yeah, but most people when they hit that level of maturity tend to just let it slide rather than ranting like a 16 year old. It's ok to not read his articles.
But as Tool aren't very forthcoming, and some Tool fans are quite immature, the rants keep coming.
I'm fairly certain I should be offended at something here, but I'm going to just keep on going.
@Nosy T: Dude, just keep walking. I saw it too, but fuck it.
Just keep walking.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
xZ1mM3r
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:10 am
hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
Lucky you
xZ1mM3r
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:11 am
Bill Hilly wrote: Same good ol' days that you were pimping around in your sweet BMW.
Bam! Right in the memories.
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by The Boss Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:11 am
hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
You know Louie CK and other comedians, like Jim Jefferies?
Yeah?
The complete opposite of them.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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by hellboy Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:12 am
So like Adam Sandler?
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by Bill Hilly Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:12 am
The Boss wrote: hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
You know Louie CK and other comedians, like Jim Jefferies?
Yeah?
The complete opposite of them.
LOL
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xZ1mM3r
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:13 am
hellboy wrote: So like Adam Sandler?
At least Happy Gilmore was awesome
not tyson
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by not tyson Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:16 am
I swear there is a comic strip based off that idea.
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by Bill Hilly Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:17 am
Hans inadvertently saved Blair from a storm of lesbian bashing by dropping a Dane Cook reference. Well done, cornball.
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:19 am
Bill Hilly wrote: Hans inadvertently saved Blair from a storm of lesbian bashing by dropping a Dane Cook reference. Well done, cornball.
I bet Blair drives a Subaru Outback.
There, back on track.
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by The Boss Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:19 am
I like Amy Schumer, but I'm not going to say that to too many people.
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by hellboy Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:20 am
I have nothing but respect for Subaru drivers.
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by Bill Hilly Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:20 am
xZ1mM3r wrote:
That actually made me laugh.
"I'm kind of a big dill." - Schlong Burgundy
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by N.Y.H.C. Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:12 am
All Wheel Drive my niggaz.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
xZ1mM3r
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by xZ1mM3r Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:16 pm
hellboy wrote: Ravenpig wrote: So that Spartley dude got a happy bday post on toolband.
I expect it's a pseudonym for someone inside the Tool camp. It's been used frequently when they tour Australia, so hopefully they'll announce another tour shortly.
The guy in the picture is holding a Fosters can... could be a sign you are right
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by joeypants Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:17 pm
hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
If you value your sanity, by all means, stay that way. His mere existence still haunts me.
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by joeypants Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:18 pm
Also I don't know when you last checked in on them but, Subarus? Not shabby. Used to be easy to clown on, but you're talking solid automobile there these days.
M0G
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by M0G Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:26 pm
joeypants wrote: hellboy wrote: I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
If you value your sanity, by all means, stay that way. His mere existence still haunts me.
^ This...Dane Cook is a super shitty comic
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joeypants
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by joeypants Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:28 pm
The literal worst. Worse than fucking Gallagher even.
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by joeypants Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:29 pm
This past weekend, someone I'm friends with stated their dislike of Louis CK's most recent HBO special that was done "in the round" because "Dane Cook already did that and it just seems like he's ripping him off."
