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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:18 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:It doesn't really make sense if you think about it though. Maynard is 50 years old, there's no way his sperm is strong enough to survive the hazards of a vagina. There's no way this is actually his kid.
Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.

As women age, they are much less likely to be able to conceive, but this is not the case for men.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:19 pm

How old is old?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:19 pm

Imagine Maynard using his wife to have a baby. Fucking Nepotism I tell you!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:25 pm

Kittaan wrote:Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.
If that's true than you'll have no problem making me a baby right now.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:39 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Kittaan wrote:Speaking as an old man, I can tell you you're way off on this young whippersnapper. My boys are still totally viable.
If that's true than you'll have no problem making me a baby right now.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:42 pm

The problem with the boys at 50 is not their fertility, but their higher rate of genetic malfunction.

Some idiots like to blame vaccinations for Autism, but it's much more likely that it's a combination of men and women having kids at an older age. You may still be producing, but the quality goes down rapidly over 35.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by BlackHole83 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:57 am

Ettan wrote:Maynard got another kiddo apparently?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ms2r » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:24 am

Congrats. @ Maynard
hashtag#


@ Hellboy,
nonetheless, vaccinations are not a thing I consider good from the outset.
The rise in cancer must come from somewhere, right?
Or mindcontrol.

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Post by hellboy » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:26 am

ms2r wrote:Congrats. @ Maynard
hashtag#


@ Hellboy,
nonetheless, vaccinations are not a thing I consider good from the outset.
The rise in cancer must come from somewhere, right?
Or mindcontrol.
I'm not going to even start. I've found it's not even worth arguing with anti-vaccinationists since:
  1. They're idiots
  2. The sooner they depart the gene pool the better

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ms2r » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:27 am

:shock:
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:44 am

Yeah I'm sure Cancer is coming from vaccinations and not all the signals and pollution and shit we have in the air now. Probably has nothing to do with that. It's probably the vaccines.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ms2r » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:05 am

Ofcourse you two already have been polluted by vaccinations, fluorid and whatsmore. Your opinions are very clouded and misguided.

Just like that. ;)

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:13 am

ms2r wrote:fluorid
Nah, I'm smarter than that. They're not contaminating my precious bodily fluids.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:27 am

Isn't his wife's name Lei Li as well?

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Post by The Boss » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:32 am

Ettan wrote:Isn't his wife's name Lei Li as well?
Speaking of names, I read someone's comment on Facebook today with regard to this new addition. They mentioned that they either were planning to or had already named their kid "Keenan Adam _________".

I'm not going to post the message here, or make light of it (due to recent posts in FE that have motivated me to try to be positive again); but by damn, does TOOL have some passionate fans.

That's all I'll say.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:33 am

Who's wife? What are you talking about?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:12 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Who's wife? What are you talking about?
Devo?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:18 am

What's a Devo? I don't understand. What's going on?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:47 am

I always wanted to name my first born Keenan, but for different reasons.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:02 am

So much yes^

Keenan Kelly Keenan Goodburger Jr.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by joeypants » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:52 pm

Any of those are infinitely more tasteful than the people who name their children after the fucking University of Alabama football program. At least they're just names in the end.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/3 ... 23837.html

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Pablo66 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:13 pm

You could be right, or maybe it's exactly as you say and he's still obsessing over every note he writes / records like he always has?

Also - found this with a google search, looks like it's Cam... maybe: http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Cam-De%20Leon/560771984

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ToolFanFromWayBack » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:22 pm

from Nerdy law page page 2 found in Pablo's link
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Tool was covered by the American Insurance Co. (AIC) under an entertainment insurance policy, which appears to have been a traditional CGL (commercial general liability) policy with (ironically) an entertainment industry exclusion (EIE) barring coverage for injuries “arising out of” any entertainment industry work, including the creation and distribution of music, musical recordings, etc. The trial court granted summary judgment for AIC, holding that the EIE barred any coverage for De Leon’s claims.
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So Tool, being entertainers, bought a fancy lawsuit protection policy that excludes things arising from entertainment stuff. Wow.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:45 pm

ToolFanFromWayBack wrote:The trial court granted summary judgment for AIC, holding that the EIE barred any coverage for De Leon’s claims....
So you're saying that it was actually Alice In Chains that fucked Tool over?

(Watch that get picked up by one of the lame "Metal" news sites)
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:56 pm

I heard Tool was the cause of Layne Staley's drug problems.
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