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Not Tyson wrote:perhaps a pacifier to quell the haters.

With the TA logo on it. That is legit funny.

How about some TA fish as well? Buttplug?

EDIT: Before anyone says this is nonsense... remember the pillows/cushions.

YOU'RE nonsense

Imma kick your Wolverine ass!

Are you hitting on me?

Oh, motherfucker. This shit will not stand.

^ FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


BTW UKE, the disguise in your avatar isn't going to fool the penguins. You look really bloated and you forgot the beak! You could pull it off better in a tuxedo and I just so happen to know where you can get one, cheap!

basejumper wrote:"They fight! and bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight, fight, fight!
Bite, bite, bite!

^ FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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You're welcome.

I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he (Les)has also been learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown

lachrymologist wrote:I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he is also learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown

I would have thought Danny already knew a few TooL songs...

Thanks for the pointer on the miss wording Liz you're the best.

Honestly I feel like this is the most exciting news/info I have have heard in a LONG TIME! You must not be attending the Primus after show in Chicago. I am though and I can't wait!! My favorite drummer and bass player playing tunes from 2 of my favorite bands.

lachrymologist wrote:You must not be attending the Primus after show in Chicago. I am though and I can't wait!!

Mate I am still waiting for the Primus 3D tour to get here!

lachrymologist wrote:I'm at the duo de twang show right now @ the Newport in Columbus and Les just said not only is Danny learning primus songs but that he (Les)has also been learning some Tool songs as well. He called himself a pussy because his fingers hurt. He claimed that both primus and tool songs will be played with DC. My fucking mind is blown

That is great news! I hope someone gets good video!!

And despite the bird, I mean that

Do Rpimus still upload records of all their concerts? I know they used to do that for a while. They're certainly pro-bootlegging, so no doubt this will be recorded in some form.

The last offcial one Ive been able to find via a quick google was for hallucinogenetic, way too long ago. I got one from tour de fromage in Phonenix, when I got a chance to see them, same venue Louis ck recorded ''oh my god'. Great acoustics and a very memorable show as a crowd surfer knocked ove Ler's mic and Les referred to him as a monkey boy and a testerone-filled fish.

Les is the KING of berating shitty audience members mid-jam, without the band ever breaking stride. It's amazing.

I will be at both Chicago shows. I'll try to get a few videos from both.

Word is that further copies of Salival went on sale in the Toolband store some time overnight. They appear to be all gone now though. Unprocessed sales from the first batch maybe?

Why do we have a thread for random tools on social media?

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Why do we have a thread for random tools on social media?

because the lives and selfie's of kitchen utensils are far less interesting

Newsletter is up. I chuckled a couple times. Whatevs.

Yeah, whatevs.

"writing and editing". editing....don't mean to cherry pick but whatevs.

N.Y.H.C. wrote:"writing and editing". editing....don't mean to cherry pick but whatevs.

Whatevs takes too long to type. It was replaced with "Whevs" last week.