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Post by nudges710 » Sat May 18, 2013 4:51 pm

So with the powerball being $600,000,000 for saturdays drawing, we can all dream! So how much do you think it would cost to book Tool for a private show?

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Post by snazzlefrass » Sat May 18, 2013 5:12 pm

599,999,999.28

 

Seriously though, maybe 50k per member? That would be my guess.
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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sat May 18, 2013 6:42 pm

Are up you kidding?  I would gladly 100k per member or more if I won 600 mil!

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Post by ilikecheese » Sat May 18, 2013 6:49 pm

Set List Content is directly proportionate 

To the 'more or less' I approve of the list.
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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sat May 18, 2013 6:57 pm

And that is very true!  Nardo and I would definitely have a sit down to negotiate the set list.

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Post by markuspoop » Sat May 18, 2013 8:16 pm

After all the hookers I'd have like $20 to try to coax Tool to play a private show.

 

*Side note, I saw on the local news today that since California got the powerball like a month ago, we've contributed like 11% to the current powerball total.
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Post by nudges710 » Sat May 18, 2013 9:04 pm

i would have to negotiate a couple of things:

setlist

original adam jones poster(not a remake of another show) signed and doodled of course

permission to have the show professionaly recorded both video and audio

adams guitar from the show, signed

justins bass from the show, signed

dannys drumhead, signed

and maynard has to refill my glass of caduceus in between songs

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Post by 264zn » Sat May 18, 2013 9:43 pm

Haha don't know why I thought of this, but yeah replace Jonas Brother's with tool lol. 

 



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Post by budsyralli » Sat May 18, 2013 9:44 pm

i personally would think they would decline.
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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sun May 19, 2013 6:12 am

Shut up Budsy...we are busy spending our millions.  This is no time for a reality check.

 

EDIT:  dammit, I thought my 420th post would have been a bit more exciting so here is douchebag Maynard.

 



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Post by Ravenpig » Sun May 19, 2013 7:50 am

Lazy Bones Jones would be a much better fit for that^
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Post by nudges710 » Sun May 19, 2013 7:58 am

Budsy, everyone has a number! im sure a quarter of a million each would make them think twice! whats a million out of 600million? pennies!

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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sun May 19, 2013 8:13 am

Ravenpig said
Lazy Bones Jones would be a much better fit for that^


I know, but I had to throw something into the post.

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Post by Ettan » Sun May 19, 2013 9:01 am

what do you guys think about this riff?  someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 

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Post by markuspoop » Sun May 19, 2013 9:03 am

nudges710 said
Budsy, everyone has a number! im sure a quarter of a million each would make them think twice! whats a million out of 600million? pennies!


To quote The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, "Everybody has a price."
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sun May 19, 2013 9:29 am

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what do you guys think about this riff?  someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 


I really liked the first half, but the second half was a little rough.

 
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Post by Ettan » Sun May 19, 2013 9:41 am

UndKeineEier said

general white said
what do you guys think about this riff?  someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 


I really liked the first half, but the second half was a little rough.

 


Yeah, since I have this recoding I decided to listen to the full soundcheck, they played Jambi but Maynard only sang half of it, pretty interesting. This part that surdert uploaded is the part were only adam plays. I believe that the first half of the video is the only possible thing for a new song, the rest is probably just jam. But everything connects, not the jambi riff though, but the rest sounds like a typical tool riff. I imagine it as right in two, were it starts slow but slowly builds up. I REALLY hope that they use this little riff as a song, just the very start of the video, that part is so damn good. 

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sun May 19, 2013 9:51 am

general white said

UndKeineEier said


general white said
what do you guys think about this riff? someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 


I really liked the first half, but the second half was a little rough.

 


Yeah, since I have this recoding I decided to listen to the full soundcheck, they played Jambi but Maynard only sang half of it, pretty interesting. This part that surdert uploaded is the part were only adam plays. I believe that the first half of the video is the only possible thing for a new song, the rest is probably just jam. But everything connects, not the jambi riff though, but the rest sounds like a typical tool riff. I imagine it as right in two, were it starts slow but slowly builds up. I REALLY hope that they use this little riff as a song, just the very start of the video, that part is so damn good. 


I agree.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Sun May 19, 2013 10:30 am

general white said
what do you guys think about this riff?  someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 


sounds like he was fine tuning one of this guitar's strictly to be used for "Jambi" and "Rosetta Stoned".

 
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Post by Ettan » Sun May 19, 2013 11:44 am

NYHCster said

general white said
what do you guys think about this riff?  someone recorded them while they were doing the soundcheck and Adam played this. Pretty interesting actually, even though it's from 2007. 


sounds like he was fine tuning one of this guitar's strictly to be used for "Jambi" and "Rosetta Stoned".

 


Problem with that is that he only uses one guitar. They didn't play parabola that tour, nor did they play the pot in a lowered key. I might be wrong though.. 

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Post by ilikecheese » Sun May 19, 2013 12:58 pm

It sounds like he's warming up

With a few exercises.

 

I hear someone practicing.
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Post by Ravenpig » Sun May 19, 2013 1:23 pm

practice or not its a nice little jam, I'd spread it on toast.
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Post by hellboy » Sun May 19, 2013 3:27 pm


general white said 
Problem with that is that he only uses one guitar. They didn't play parabola that tour, nor did they play the pot in a lowered key. I might be wrong though.. 


Adam has plenty of guitars, he takes two out on tour with him.  From memory when Parabola, or some other song which has tuning other than Drop-D he uses a different Les Paul.

Also, that's a nice sample.  I agree that it's just him fucking around and practicing.  Everything there sounds Toolish enough that it would be no surprise if it where a riff he was toying with.  Nice example of the Gig-FX chopper pedal at around 1:27 there also.

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Post by ilikecheese » Sun May 19, 2013 3:34 pm

Ravenpig said
practice or not its a nice little jam, I'd spread it on toast.


And I'd fuck that toast but a little jam does not a new TOOL song make.
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