June 11th, 2013 - Blair's new ramblings

Calfium Jay · Post by **Calfium Jay** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:11 pm

These are the things that people don't understand.

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:35 am

Kittaan said

NYHCster said

Tyson said
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com ... australia/

I posted that last week, they're awesome looking. snails on DMT

Jesus, Tyson. Â Are you blind?

???

jcx · Post by **jcx** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:38 am

Calfium Jay said
The ramblings are a code. I have deciphered it.

They are getting ready to record the new album and it will out around Easter of next year. One of the tracks will be around 20 mins long. Another track will be ambient in nature. King Buzzo makes a guest spot on guitar on the first track.

It's there for all to read. Just look deeper.

I think I found an eu + us tour announcement with an opening band, epochalypse.Â Looking into epochalypse they definitely fit as an opening band for tool.Â Â https://www.facebook.com/pages/epochaly ... 44&sk=info

Ettan · Post by **Ettan** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:17 pm

His nonsense rumbling is getting old. Blair to is getting old. Replace Blair, keep him as a friend only,replace him with a new guy, update the design and tour dates, and why the fuck isn't 10k days in the album category? Fourtheye is the way to go now, make hellboy admin for toolband and add a forum to the site, like this one. Would be much much better imo.

Calfium Jay · Post by **Calfium Jay** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:24 pm

Ettan said
His nonsense rumbling is getting old. Blair to is getting old. Replace Blair, keep him as a friend only,replace him with a new guy, update the design and tour dates, and why the fuck isn't 10k days in the album category? Fourtheye is the way to go now, make hellboy admin for toolband and add a forum to the site, like this one. Would be much much better imo.

You're asking them to cheat on a friend.

They love him.

'][' [[]] [[]] ][, · Post by **'][' [[]] [[]] ][,** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:38 pm

Calfium Jay said

Ettan said
His nonsense rumbling is getting old. Blair to is getting old. Replace Blair, keep him as a friend only,replace him with a new guy, update the design and tour dates, and why the fuck isn't 10k days in the album category? Fourtheye is the way to go now, make hellboy admin for toolband and add a forum to the site, like this one. Would be much much better imo.

You're asking them to cheat on a friend.

They love him.

They feel sorry for him. Â Everybody has that one sad pathetic friend that's a total loser that they feel sorry for.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:19 pm

Calfium Jay said

Ettan saidÂ
His nonsense rumbling is getting old. Blair to is getting old. Replace Blair, keep him as a friend only,replace him with a new guy, update the design and tour dates, and why the fuck isn't 10k days in the album category? Fourtheye is the way to go now, make hellboy admin for toolband and add a forum to the site, like this one. Would be much much better imo.

You're asking them to cheat on a friend.

They love him.

They feel sorry for him. Â Everybody has that one sad pathetic friend that's a total loser that they feel sorry for.

^That's just not true!

Not at all!

Shame on you!

It should be, "Everybody has that one sad pathetic friend [sic] that's a total loser for which they feel sorry."

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:47 am

he's just having fun is all. the biscuit he threw us about most of their gear being moved back into the loft and the date they were to start to resume writing/arranging was the real news.

inequitude · Post by **inequitude** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:50 am

Just throwing it out there - paragraph 3 onwards is the key - the slug is a song they've written.Â

TRIBONIOPHORUS GRAEFFEI VESPA MANDARINIA JAPONICA -Â I'd guess it's an acronym for the one (three) song(s) - he calls it 'a hybrid monstrosity' - sakes mense?

Japanese hornet? Maybe a new instrument like the pipe bomb used in 10k.

Local malacologists - friends of the band?

If you substitute his obscure nouns with album stuff... there's definitely things in there. Have a read again but consider Spartley's book as the album... rare as it is. Get it?

inequitude · Post by **inequitude** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:53 am

*anagram

Post by **The Boss** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:45 am

inequitude said
*anagram

Anyone who will go to such great lengths to hide the fact that the band have written a few songs and are using a different tool/instrument than usual on the album needs to be committed.

It's not like he needs to hide Golden Truths from People Who Aren't Worthy - though I often get the impression that he sees himself as something of a hierophant.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:37 am

The Boss said

inequitude said
*anagram

Anyone who will go to such great lengths to hide the fact that the band have written a few songs and are using a different tool/instrument than usual on the album needs to be committed.

It's not like he needs to hide Golden Truths from People Who Aren't Worthy - though I often get the impression that he sees himself as something of a hierophant.

OH, he's a 'phant,' alright.

'][' [[]] [[]] ][, · Post by **'][' [[]] [[]] ][,** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:48 am

Sad, just sad.

Post by **The Boss** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:38 am

Yeah, OK, this dickwad who is AT LEAST over the age of forty and still speaks in codes is a champ.

That's enough FE for me tonight.

Ravenpig · Post by **Ravenpig** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:44 am

Newsletter with no Tool news: "What the fuck?! What kind of shit is this?!"

Post that could've easily been a newsletter (I totally agree that it's a pain in the ass to read but it IS about Tool at least): Â "What the fuck?! Â What kind of shit is this?!"

We'll never be happy.

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:35 pm

inequitude said
Just throwing it out there - paragraph 3 onwards is the key - the slug is a song they've written.Â

TRIBONIOPHORUS GRAEFFEI VESPA MANDARINIA JAPONICA -Â I'd guess it's an acronym for the one (three) song(s) - he calls it 'a hybrid monstrosity' - sakes mense?

Japanese hornet? Maybe a new instrument like the pipe bomb used in 10k.

Local malacologists - friends of the band?

If you substitute his obscure nouns with album stuff... there's definitely things in there. Have a read again but consider Spartley's book as the album... rare as it is. Get it?

that's pretty impressive.