Tool music update on Toolband!!

[not tyson]

Although the tongue in cheek post will be obviously disregarded this is serious

.

Why the fuck you are waiting for an album from middle aged rich men is beyond me.

Seriously, there is so much music out there and by music I mean more then guitar, bass and drums.

There is also triangle.

[The Boss]

"UPSTREAM COLOR" soundtrack, imho.

[not tyson]

I'd rather just rewatch the film.

MOTY imo

[ilikecheese]

tell children to see mr barnard in room 12

[not tyson]

Do you guys not realise what 'children' represents here?

With their opinion?

Do you remember when you were a teenager (not disrespect to kittann) and loved your favourite band so much you would defend them to death and even make up basically fucking bullshit stories in your own head as to why they were not popular? Me either, but I bet you'd defend them to death, trying to explain to anyone who would listen as why they are the most important band in the world, and surprisingly no one understand you. Children is 15.

[trilobite]

Holy Balls 11 pages!! Least I gave you twats somethin' to talk about

Any news is good news, and you each & every one eat it up.
But it's alright, still <333 you...

Carry on!

[trilobite]

There is also triangle.

But yet, no Tool triangle..
/weep.

[trilobite]

But, WAIT- now that MJK has the 'album', it's almost doNE!!


Please, any, ANY one of you, tell me what you know of the band's writing process

'Theyre close to done', huh? Are they really? They are?

Tell me again how you hang with DC on the weekends

[trilobite]

You will get a new Tool album when we push it on you

Not a day sooner, but probably later

And love it entirely more than you should

[MOG]

Winter is coming.

right in your mouth

This made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done sir.

[Ettan]

Winter is coming.

right in your mouth

This made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done sir.

Congratulations.

[ilikecheese]

But, WAIT- now that MJK has the 'album', it's almost doNE!!


Please, any, ANY one of you, tell me what you know of the band's writing process

'Theyre close to done', huh? Are they really? They are?

Tell me again how you hang with DC on the weekends

Well, first we go the the baked fucking potato for jamz night with Biffy X and his cohorts from U-city

then we go drop acid and play golf on the freeway at 420 am

then it's off to the loft to not play music and drink crap beer but only in bottles as DC can't stand american beer esp. if it's out of a can

then it's....

[trilobite]

..off to outer space, to translate some alien love-god Enochian, for the new 'epic'

[The Boss]

You people consistently make me like TOOL less and less.

[trilobite]

You people consistently make me like TOOL less and less.

You're making me so hot right now..

[fulcanelli]

I honestly don't know why you guys are waiting for the new Tool album when there's already a far superior band out there saving rock and roll. Just in one song they do everything Tool does but quicker, more efficient. The hard parts blending into the melodic parts seamlessly, the biting lyrics, hell even Tool aren't profound enough to use an orchestra.

Grow up.

[youtube][/youtube]

Why the fuck you are waiting for an album from middle aged rich men is beyond me.

I've heard several people people rave about Fall Out Boy. After watching the first 10 seconds of that video I have to say that they fucking suck donkey cock.

[Krazy_blah]

[
I've heard several people people rave about Fall Out Boy.

It's official- I've read every single lie typed. Ever.

[fulcanelli]

[
I've heard several people people rave about Fall Out Boy.

It's official- I've read every single lie typed. Ever.

Haha... maybe "rave" was a bit of an exaggeration.

[ilikecheese]

Don't Cry For TOOL Crowgentina
The Truth Is They Never Left You

[Krazy_blah]

All through 10000 Days
Mog's mad existence
There was no promise
Please keep your distance

Boom-chicka-wow-WOW!!

[ziggy23]

this thread is full of shit

[not tyson]

I'm sure you meant forum.

Or life in general.

[The Boss]

PEOPLE = SHIT /SLIPKNOT 4EVA

[ilikecheese]

tool needs to start entertaining me and that right quick

[NAMLOOT]

I could fit in here....