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My vote is May 20, 2014.
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09/02/14
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BellJH wrote:09/02/14
09 FEB 2014 ... FAIL!
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Didn't I post that?

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That was my attempt at writing 2nd sept 2014 american-style. Didi fuck it up somehow? Lol
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BellJH wrote:That was my attempt at writing 2nd sept 2014 american-style. Didi fuck it up somehow? Lol
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petemasterpete wrote:
BellJH wrote:That was my attempt at writing 2nd sept 2014 american-style. Didi fuck it up somehow? Lol
nope ... that's the 'murican way ... just bustin' your balls, Chuck
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reg: release date, well its nearly 2014 so at least we will be in the correct year right?......soon we will be able to say ....

"the new tool album comes out this year"

how good does that sound, surely we cant be in aug or oct next year and still wondering about the date, i mean com'on...
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No username wrote:reg: release date, well its nearly 2014 so at least we will be in the correct year right?......soon we will be able to say ....

"the new tool album comes out this year"

how good does that sound, surely we cant be in aug or oct next year and still wondering about the date, i mean com'on...
We said that at the beginning of this year . . .
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The Boss wrote:
No username wrote:reg: release date, well its nearly 2014 so at least we will be in the correct year right?......soon we will be able to say ....

"the new tool album comes out this year"

how good does that sound, surely we cant be in aug or oct next year and still wondering about the date, i mean com'on...
We said that at the beginning of this year . . .
this year flew by
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August 25th, 2014.
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Heard album release date set for April 2014. Tool will announce release date during American Football "Super Bowl". Any others to confirm or dismiss this information?/Rumor off the radio?

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Raptor161 - 4/29/14
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Raptor161 wrote:Heard album release date set for April 2014. Tool will announce release date during American Football "Super Bowl". Any others to confirm or dismiss this information?/Rumor off the radio?

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I think April 2014 is likely given recent statements (taken with a pound of salt) but the Superbowl thing smells of vintage Bullshit.
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How would they announce it during the Super Bowl? Are you saying they'd spend a million bucks for a 30 second commercial?

And just how is April "likely"?
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I would have thought Tool would be more likely to announce during Wrestlemania
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hellboy wrote:I would have thought Tool would be more likely to announce during Wrestlemania
that was my initial reaction
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hellboy wrote:I would have thought Tool would be more likely to announce during Wrestlemania
TOOL IS GOING TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM IN APRIL, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
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My Mistake, not Tool- It is U2 releasing in April, and have rented 30 second Super Bowl commercial to announce the actual date. Radio station The Brew in Portland Or. Commence with the deserved bashing-
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^10/10
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Ravenpig wrote:
hellboy wrote:I would have thought Tool would be more likely to announce during Wrestlemania
TOOL IS GOING TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM IN APRIL, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Stone Cold? or Stone Cold E.T.?

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