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Not Tyson wrote:
ziggy23 wrote:
I've done the math enough to know

While the fan does mid air digit inputting
That's pretty fucking funny.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
To be completely honest I didn't know someone did that with 10k? I knew about the stupid "hidden track" of vinginti tres and the wings series overlapping or whatever.
That was what I was talking about. I can't believe anybody buys that. Oh man it's so cool! These two tracks combined are the same length as this other song and if they're put on top of that other song... Oh My God it sounds like a song with another song on top of it. Oh My Fucking God.
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Not Tyson wrote:The funniest thing I've ever heard Tool fans doing is the air calculator during Schism.
I've always thought that that story was satire.
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joeypants wrote:I mean this in as kind and sweet a manner as possible... but The Holy Gift is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard another human come up with. Just insanely over-thinking it which, given the lyrics to the titular song, is supreme irony.
This.
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The Boss wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:The funniest thing I've ever heard Tool fans doing is the air calculator during Schism.
I've always thought that that story was satire.
DUDE ever since I heard that I do it myself, the legend lives on :lol:
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I always thought the myth went that it was during "Lateralus", to calculate the sequence or something.

That's the worst sentence I've typed this year.

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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
Yes, thank you. It even made one of those Cracked top 10 lists.

I realized almost immediately that it was a retarded "revelation" even by "fanboi" standards. Hear it! It's terrible!

Also, this theory became so common that even May Jay responded to it. Said something like, "if we wanted it to hear like that we would've released it like that. NO." Seriously, google it yourself cause I ain't got time for that.
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Ravenpig wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
Yes, thank you. It even made one of those Cracked top 10 lists.

I realized almost immediately that it was a retarded "revelation" even by "fanboi" standards. Hear it! It's terrible!

Also, this theory became so common that even May Jay responded to it. Said something like, "if we wanted it to hear like that we would've released it like that. NO." Seriously, google it yourself cause I ain't got time for that.
Don't you mean the so-called "Holy Gift" sequence for "LATERALUS"?
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Hm you might be right. He did respond to one of those theories in order to debunk it and the Holy Gift thing sounds right now that I think about it.

I think it may have been Adam who debunked the Wings/10k Days/Vigniti combo. Which would make sense since he's said in the VIP sessions that Wings/10K Days is his favorite Tool song.
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Ain't nobody got time fer dat.
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"I got bronchitis!" said MJK.
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Maynard's house:

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Yeah he's "special".

Good to know he's doing well...

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Been posted before.

A bit garish for my taste, but there's no way of saying how fucking stupid I'd go if I had a bunch of money that didn't go on lawsuits.
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Who is to say he didn't buy it fitted like that?
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Pretty old news. I don't think the HDR photos do it much justice. I doubt it's quite so strongly coloured in real life.
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I like looking at it, but I don't think I would want to LIVE in it.
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looks like a tool video set
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It is .... colourful. The Swimming Pool's nice.
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Just in case anyone missed it first time around, the pool was used for one of the 10k Days photoshoots;

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sorry folks.

external links to images hosted on this site are
at allowed, due to high bandwidth usage.

09\07\05

Great job!

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Well, that's strange. I have no problems viewing the pic. Anyone else?

Here's an alternative link:

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I can see both.
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I can only see the last one.

Still one of the coolest band pictures.
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ms2r wrote:I can only see the last one.

and i got the latest version of ie...i don't get it?
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ilikecheese wrote:
ms2r wrote:I can only see the last one.

and i got the latest version of ie...i don't get it?
ie?? i didnt know people still used it....

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