Maynard James Keenan

[xZ1mM3r]

Lol true dat. So hellboy... How old are you? Where you from?

[hellboy]

38/M/Oz

[The Boss]

So you feel that Tyson has done absolutely nothing to provoke him? I don't share that opinion.

Anyway, I doubt I will be banning anyone.

Bias aside, I genuinely don't think Tyson has done anything to instigate any of this. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I feel that both Tyson and all of us, at large, are getting trolled by this dude.

Your fair measures and temperament speak worlds, though, so I'm happy watching this from afar.

I just don't like it when a friend gets, not attacked, but poked at. I'd do the same for Pig or UKE. Even Cheese.

I'd be checkin' IPS though, if I were you.

[The Boss]

38/M/Oz

You have six years on us? I thought it was only five.

A/S/L 32/M/OZNSW

[not tyson]

14/F/Oz

[The Boss]

14/F/Oz

[xZ1mM3r]

Come on give it up boss lol. Poking a friend? Grow up lol

[The Boss]

Come on give it up boss lol. Poking a friend? Grow up lol

DSL. Callin' it.

EDIT: I'm loyal to a fault. I'd have fucking Bellboi's back, given the opportunity.

I would seriously stick my neck out for anyone on this forum, besides children. Even basejumper/budsyralli. Whatever their names are.

[xZ1mM3r]

Watch out we have a badass over here..

And what the fuck is DSL? You got me on that one. An inside joke? Oh well. The funny thing is boss I think you and I have similar personalities and we clash lol. We probably would get along if we tried

[The Boss]

Um, yeah? OK? Have fun here man. I'm seriously not trying to fuck you up. Just calling it as I thought I saw it.

Hellboi put the hard word a while ago with noobs, so since then, I've tried to be chill.

Would you like some flowers? I really appreciate flowers. My ex-girlfriend bought me a gorgeous bunch of lillies for most of my birthdays. Absolutely gorgeous. I've always felt a little weird about putting flowers INSIDE, but the demiurge has seen it fit to give us this Garden to do what we want with, so . . .

[xZ1mM3r]

I love some flowers [WINKING FACE] only if their from you and they are hand delivered by chippendales dancers. And I'm sorry to hear about the girlfriend being an ex. I feel for your right hand. Getting worked.

[The Boss]

I love some flowers [WINKING FACE] only if their from you and they are hand delivered by chippendales dancers. And I'm sorry to hear about the girlfriend being an ex. I feel for your right hand. Getting worked.

In the past, brother. That's why they're an "ex". Top girl, though, and I'd still kill for her.

Just got reunited with the much more significant other, so the right hand has been put to sleep. Weird feeling knowing you can't really handfuck your manlength to nubile Filipinos on the information super inter webs anymore.

/me shrugs Ah well.

[xZ1mM3r]

Hahaha that was extremely well put. Congrats on the significant other. I'm sure you and him are very happy haha. I gotta give you credit tho. That post actually made me laugh

[The Boss]

Hahaha that was extremely well put. Congrats on the significant other. I'm sure you and him are very happy haha. I gotta give you credit tho. That post actually made me laugh

I had a good friend put it best - I'm not actually funny with what I say. It's more my reaction to people.

That didn't make sense. Whatever. I tell ya what, if I had punctuated the previous fucking four sentences with some "lol"s I would've been golden.

[xZ1mM3r]

Now you're gettin it!

[snazzlefrass]

Good ol' Jimmy don't give no fucks aboot anything.

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Good stuff in this thread. Its always fun when new members come on here.

[xZ1mM3r]

Is everyone from Australia?

[snazzlefrass]

Nah, that would be weird.

[The Boss]

Jesus Fuck Me Sideways - the Almighty Snazz and The Untypable?

Good day. Thanks for the forum, Hellsoy.

[xZ1mM3r]

Good morning/night everyone. I'm Zim. New guy. Part cool, part troll, part idiot, part DSL lol. Or so I've been told

[The Boss]

I've never called you an idiot.

[xZ1mM3r]

Oh I thought it was hidden somewhere in the hellboy/you posts about idiocracy lol. Maybe I'm wrong. And because I'm wrong I clearly an idiot. Lol

[The Boss]

Holy shit, it might be the booze talking, but I think you're funny.

Anyone (sober) want to give me a reference point?

[not tyson]

You're loosing it.