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Post by snazzlefrass » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:31 pm

A bit optimistic are we?

I'd say a solid year after it drops in a couple weeks. So March 2014?

Calling it.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:12 am

@Zwerewolf & @badkittygothgirl, sorry I don't want to instigate further arguing but I've read all 100 of the comments on this post twice and I seem to be missing something. what is the back and forth about here? can someone please summarize the facts because I'm missing something for sure. please...if someone can I'd appreciate it.
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Post by The Boss » Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:02 am

 

NYHC81 said
@Zwerewolf & @badkittygothgirl, sorry I don't want to instigate further arguing but I've read all 100 of the comments on this post twice and I seem to be missing something. what is the back and forth about here? can someone please summarize the facts because I'm missing something for sure. please...if someone can I'd appreciate it.


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Post by Ravenpig » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:15 am

In another thread Zwere plugged his instagram account at the end of one of his posts. He/she/they/undead creature of the night did it again somewhere here.

Kitty responded with, "still pushing your instagram account?", then Zwere responded with a post that was full of thunder and lightning.

And I'm pretty sure that's it. Yes, seriously.
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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:18 am

Yep, that about sums it up.  He likes to push his intagram (fucking hipsters) account at the end of most of his posts.  I find it entertaining...especially when he explains the two v's instead of a w.

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Post by MOG » Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:11 am


badkittygothgirl said
Yep, that about sums it up.  He likes to push his intagram (fucking hipsters) account at the end of most of his posts.  I find it entertaining...especially when he explains the two v's instead of a w.


^ Dirty hipsters.  Two v's instead of a w?  Who does that shit?  Only a hipster.  Probably drinks super mocha choca rocka suck a cocka Latte from the local coffee house and recites spoken word poetry.  And wears a baret.

 



 

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Post by void » Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:04 pm

Another month passes by...fans debate when the album is going to be released again...some tool news...oh, a re-release of Opiate...The Pot video...

fucking pathetic...

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Post by James » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:02 pm

mogeffingmog said

badkittygothgirl said
Yep, that about sums it up.  He likes to push his intagram (fucking hipsters) account at the end of most of his posts.  I find it entertaining...especially when he explains the two v's instead of a w.


^ Dirty hipsters.  Two v's instead of a w?  Who does that shit?  Only a hipster.  Probably drinks super mocha choca rocka suck a cocka Latte from the local coffee house and recites spoken word poetry.  And wears a baret.

 



 


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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:22 pm

Hahashaha....would lo e to see that on video!

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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:27 pm

It pisses me off that hipsters drink PBR.  We used to drink tons of that shit when I was in the Corps.  Practically lived off PBR and Slim Jims during my tour.

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Post by MOG » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:37 pm

void said
Another month passes by...fans debate when the album is going to be released again...some tool news...oh, a re-release of Opiate...The Pot video...

fucking pathetic...


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Post by MOG » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:46 pm

Dunno how PBR became the Hipster beer of choice.  You would figure it would be some micro brew that no one has ever heard about.  PBR is fucking terrible.  Sorry Nate.  I mean it will get the job done if you just wanna get fucked up, but in terms of taste, it is a hair better than horse piss.

Wait, I know why they go with PBR.  Hipsters are usually broke.

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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:50 pm

mogeffingmog said
Dunno how PBR became the Hipster beer of choice.  You would figure it would be some micro brew that no one has ever heard about.  PBR is fucking terrible.  Sorry Nate.  I mean it will get the job done if you just wanna get fucked up, but in terms of taste, it is a hair better than horse piss.

Wait, I know why they go with PBR.  Hipsters are usually broke.


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Post by Zwerewolf » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:59 pm

Zwerewolf with W's was taken on instagram already. I've been using it for a while so decided to keep it and used the v's for w's. Thunder and lightning isn't what I'm about but if anyone wants to call me out then don't do it in a round about way. Speak directly to me and let me know what your problem is. I vaguely understand what a hipster is and from my understanding I am nowhere even close to being a hipster. I don't listen to indy music and I don't wear scarves unless I'm out snowboarding or living in Chicago which I no longer do. I don't try to make myself sound cool I just say what I think instead of altering my personality to accomodate others. I also don't post short pointless responses on here like 50% of you. I don't have a facebook which is the most hipster of all and the reason I like instagram is because taking photos is something I enjoy doing and sharing with others. I do see a bunch of chodes on instagram and simply avoid them. It's rare to find people on instagram that I'll follow because about 90% of them are self indulged and obsessive over taking photos of themselves, 6% just keep posting the same fucking pictures over and over again, 2% post bullshit they find online and snapped screenshots of and then there's the final 2% which are cool and like to share their photos and ideas with other like minded people... I like to think I fall into that category. I enjoy it... how does this make me a hipster? I also like regular coffee usually whatever is on sale at the grocery store with a little bit of half and half and light sugar... NO LATTES... A bunch of haters here that are probably less creative with their posts and responses than most 4 year olds on Facebook. That's it for now children.

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Post by James » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:20 pm

Zwerewolf said
Zwerewolf with W's was taken on instagram already. I've been using it for a while so decided to keep it and used the v's for w's. Thunder and lightning isn't what I'm about but if anyone wants to call me out then don't do it in a round about way. Speak directly to me and let me know what your problem is. I vaguely understand what a hipster is and from my understanding I am nowhere even close to being a hipster. I don't listen to indy music and I don't wear scarves unless I'm out snowboarding or living in Chicago which I no longer do. I don't try to make myself sound cool I just say what I think instead of altering my personality to accomodate others. I also don't post short pointless responses on here like 50% of you. I don't have a facebook which is the most hipster of all and the reason I like instagram is because taking photos is something I enjoy doing and sharing with others. I do see a bunch of chodes on instagram and simply avoid them. It's rare to find people on instagram that I'll follow because about 90% of them are self indulged and obsessive over taking photos of themselves, 6% just keep posting the same fucking pictures over and over again, 2% post bullshit they find online and snapped screenshots of and then there's the final 2% which are cool and like to share their photos and ideas with other like minded people... I like to think I fall into that category. I enjoy it... how does this make me a hipster? I also like regular coffee usually whatever is on sale at the grocery store with a little bit of half and half and light sugar... NO LATTES... A bunch of haters here that are probably less creative with their posts and responses than most 4 year olds on Facebook. That's it for now children.


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Post by Zwerewolf » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:35 pm

Furthermore... PBR is pretty gross I'll have to agree. Anyone like flying dog beer? Try Gonzo if you haven't already had it. Comes in a 4 pack and I think it's about 12% alcohol. RIP H. S. Thompson

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Post by ilikecheese » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:39 pm

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Dunno how PBR became the Hipster beer of choice.  You would figure it would be some micro brew that no one has ever heard about.  PBR is fucking terrible.  Sorry Nate.  I mean it will get the job done if you just wanna get fucked up, but in terms of taste, it is a hair better than horse piss.

Wait, I know why they go with PBR.  Hipsters are usually broke.


I have never had a problem with PBR.

It has won blue ribbons.


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Post by Agenda » Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:01 pm

Sorry to steer the thread slightly back on topic, but does anything think we may end up with Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs with this release? It would fall right in line with what they did with the Schism and Parabola dvds. Personally, I would like to see way more than just some new artwork and couple remixes, but I won't hold my breathe. I wonder what they will try to sell new artwork on an old album for. 

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Agenda said
Sorry to steer the thread slightly back on topic, but does anything think we may end up with Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs with this release? It would fall right in line with what they did with the Schism and Parabola dvds. Personally, I would like to see way more than just some new artwork and couple remixes, but I won't hold my breathe. I wonder what they will try to sell new artwork on an old album for. 


I sincerely fucking hope not.
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Post by Agenda » Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:21 pm

I really didn't like those remixes FWIW.

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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:36 am

the two bands don't have much in common musically (except they are both from my youth) but the Deftones have put out one and a half pretty damn good albums since 10,000 Days. Just saw them last night in NYC. They sound fantastic live (one of the few things both bands have in common). It's odd being their bassist is out of commission and they're a bass driven band (you could argue) that they would release two new LP's since his tragic accident. Not really trying to make a point here, just posting some fragmented opinions. I would be more disappointed if the Deftones fell silent for 7 years though. I honestly believe Tool is about ready to pop with some new music, I've finally reached my threshold of patience, same reason I signed up here. But I'm not stretched thin like "butter scraped over too much bread", I've just come to that place as I did after Lateralus where I listen to the previous work straight through and take a deep breath. Okay, what's next? Does that jive at all with anyone here?
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the two bands don't have much in common musically (except they are both from my youth) but the Deftones have put out one and a half pretty damn good albums since 10,000 Days. Just saw them last night in NYC. They sound fantastic live (one of the few things both bands have in common). It's odd being their bassist is out of commission and they're a bass driven band (you could argue) that they would release two new LP's since his tragic accident. Not really trying to make a point here, just posting some fragmented opinions. I would be more disappointed if the Deftones fell silent for 7 years though. I honestly believe Tool is about ready to pop with some new music, I've finally reached my threshold of patience, same reason I signed up here. But I'm not stretched thin like "butter scraped over too much bread", I've just come to that place as I did after Lateralus where I listen to the previous work straight through and take a deep breath. Okay, what's next? Does that jive at all with anyone here?


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Post by markuspoop » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:27 am

crow011 said

Agenda said
Sorry to steer the thread slightly back on topic, but does anything think we may end up with Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs with this release? It would fall right in line with what they did with the Schism and Parabola dvds. Personally, I would like to see way more than just some new artwork and couple remixes, but I won't hold my breathe. I wonder what they will try to sell new artwork on an old album for. 


I sincerely fucking hope not.


^This.  If Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs are part of the rerelease I may just by the album for the sole purpose of, literally, pooping on it.

Oh, and PBR is kinda gross.  If you wanna just get all fucked up, get some shitty mexican beer and add some lime/lime juice and some salt.  And I'll drink the shit out of some vanilla and/or caramel lattes.  Talk about some deliciousness.

 
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Post by ilikecheese » Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:15 am

markuspoop said

crow011 said


Agenda said
Sorry to steer the thread slightly back on topic, but does anything think we may end up with Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs with this release? It would fall right in line with what they did with the Schism and Parabola dvds. Personally, I would like to see way more than just some new artwork and couple remixes, but I won't hold my breathe. I wonder what they will try to sell new artwork on an old album for. 


I sincerely fucking hope not.


^This.  If Lustmord remixes of Opiate songs are part of the rerelease I may just by the album for the sole purpose of, literally, pooping on it.

Oh, and PBR is kinda gross.  If you wanna just get all fucked up, get some shitty mexican beer and add some lime/lime juice and some salt.  And I'll drink the shit out of some vanilla and/or caramel lattes.  Talk about some deliciousness.

 


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