Tool March 2013 Newsletter released

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Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:45 pm

Blair has released the March 2013 Tool Newsletter today, and rather than being an April Fools Joke, it seems to refer to a fire that happened recently in the Tool Loft:



Rather than posting the newsletter that I had originally planned for March - due to recent circumstances involving the band’s rehearsal space - this morning (fueled by 2 cups of Café du Monde), I hastily penned this somewhat somber substitute. And here’s why: With no one present (save, perhaps, for some tattooed phantoms of prior late night carousing), around midnight on Sunday, March 31, 2013 in the common era (or early Monday morning – April 1 in the same era vulgaris) part of the Tool loft caught on fire.



I'm assuming it's legit, as Blair has already posted his King Buzzo related Toolband joke. Hopefully this only turns out to be a short term setback for writing sessions.


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Post by Ravenpig » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:51 pm

Sounds like an April Fools to me.

I mean come on, the ONE hard drive that contained the epic song they'd been working and actually talking about? With how anal Adam is?

Sure, I believe it. Not.
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:53 pm

I'll only believe it if Cheese's dick was also on fire.
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Post by snazzlefrass » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:56 pm

Not sure what to make of this. Until there are pictures I'm skeptical, you know, it being 4/1 and all.
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Post by not tyson » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:03 pm

You mean 1/4, you backwards American't

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Post by jarid » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:41 pm

i know, and what about danny's energy drink commercial? seems suspicious too

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Post by snazzlefrass » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:53 pm

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You mean 1/4, you backwards American't


Nah, January 4th already passed. I'll take my large order of cheese fries and head on down to the arcade now.

 
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Post by Calfium Jay » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:02 pm

Ravenpig said
Sounds like an April Fools to me.

I mean come on, the ONE hard drive that contained the epic song they'd been working and actually talking about? With how anal Adam is?

Sure, I believe it. Not.


Yeah. I call bullshit. A fire. On April 1st. Destroying the ONLY copy of their recent jam session.

 

Pfft.

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Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:10 pm


Calfium Jay said

Ravenpig said
Sounds like an April Fools to me.

I mean come on, the ONE hard drive that contained the epic song they'd been working and actually talking about? With how anal Adam is?

Sure, I believe it. Not.


Yeah. I call bullshit. A fire. On April 1st. Destroying the ONLY copy of their recent jam session.


Personally I think it sounds legit, but we'll see if/when Blair posts photos...

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Post by MarryHanback » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:14 pm

Haven't they had fires in the studio before??... This sounds all too familiar.

It's de javu all over again!

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Post by Calfium Jay » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:28 pm

If it be true then this band be cursed.

This band be cursed I tells ya.

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Post by bob » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:28 pm

it may be true it may not be true. if they only had some new tune on one hard drive their idiots. so i somehow dont think thats true. but why bother swallowing what they feed everyone. i'll believe it when i see it. fuck it.

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Post by snazzlefrass » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:34 pm

bob said
it may be true it may not be true. if they only had some new tune on one hard drive their idiots. so i somehow dont think thats true. but why bother swallowing what they feed everyone. i'll believe it when i see it. fuck it.


I could see them having it on one hard drive. Like if they just recorded it, and didn't have a chance to back it up. But fuck, if it were me I'd back that shit up. Just like when I get a hot piece of porn, that shit gets backed up.
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Post by Casey Tatum » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:39 pm

Shouldn't the mere fact that it is April Fools' Day tell us that this is not true. Sure it seems legit, but Blair is a gifted writer. I'm sure he is more than capable of putting together a convincing story about a fire at the loft. The funny thing is that people are actually falling for it. I didn't think that they could actually come with another prank (on the most obvious of days) that could fool their fans once again, but i stand corrected.

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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:41 pm

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Shouldn't the mere fact that it is April Fools' Day tell us that this is not true. Sure it seems legit, but Blair is a gifted writer. I'm sure he is more than capable of putting together a convincing story about a fire at the loft. The funny thing is that people are actually falling for it. I didn't think that they could actually come with another prank (on the most obvious of days) that could fool their fans once again, but i stand corrected.


Blair is a gifted writer?

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children said
Shouldn't the mere fact that it is April Fools' Day tell us that this is not true. Sure it seems legit, but Blair is a gifted writer. I'm sure he is more than capable of putting together a convincing story about a fire at the loft. The funny thing is that people are actually falling for it. I didn't think that they could actually come with another prank (on the most obvious of days) that could fool their fans once again, but i stand corrected.


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Post by budsyralli » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:55 pm

pictures or.....it didn't happen
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Post by Casey Tatum » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:05 pm

Your hatred for Blair doesn't change the fact that he can write well...

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Post by The Boss » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:05 pm

Who gives a fuck, anyway? BARONESS got half killed, and they're still going. BJORK used to write stuff on a portable DAW on a fucking beach in Iceland.

I can't see how a little fire could have any significant affect on the writing . . .
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Post by badkittygothgirl » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:09 pm

children said
Your hatred for Blair doesn't change the fact that he can write well...


That is highly debatable and by debatable, I mean there is not a single TooL fan that would agree with your assessment.  The thought that generally runs through people's heads when attempting to read Blair speak is....

 



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Post by The Boss » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:10 pm

children said
Your hatred for Blair doesn't change the fact that he can write well...


Don't let me get out the facepalms again.

I don't "hate" Blair. He's just a dick.

And by no means can he write well.

 
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Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:34 pm

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Who gives a fuck, anyway? BARONESS got half killed, and they're still going. BJORK used to write stuff on a portable DAW on a fucking beach in Iceland.

I can't see how a little fire could have any significant affect on the writing . . .


I give a fuck, but you are spot on.  If this delays the album by more than a few days I'll be surprised.

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Post by Casey Tatum » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:55 pm


badkittygothgirl said


children said
Your hatred for Blair doesn't change the fact that he can write well...


That is highly debatable and by debatable, I mean there is not a single TooL fan that would agree with your assessment.  The thought that generally runs through people's heads when attempting to read Blair speak is....

 




Do you think Blair does that by accident? He is trying to confuse people. It's all part of the "mystery". Why do you think TOOL made him their webmaster?

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Post by Casey Tatum » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:59 pm

Some of you have no sense of humor, or maybe you are too dumb to realize when you are the ones being laughed at.

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Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:11 pm

children said
Some of you have no sense of humor, or maybe you are too dumb to realize when you are the ones being laughed at.


Many here have no sense of humour when it comes to Blair- unless he delivers Tool news they're not interested, and arguing with them is like pissing in the wind.  Please stop.

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