New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Who should be the next moderator

Poll ended at Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:27 am

ziggy23
2
8%
Bill Hilly
3
12%
bob
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15%
Busty McCracken
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No votes
M0G
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38%
earthrocker
1
4%
snazzlefrass
2
8%
Calfium Jay
0
No votes
Specter
0
No votes
children
4
15%
 
Total votes: 26

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Bob got that stache game on lock. That's a face you can trust.
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It went over well in our focus groups.

But the guys a loose cannon, talking about voting for Busty, come on Bob, start canvassing for fucking votes, cheese and rice, wait to Steve sees this.
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Busty McCracken wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:53 pm Wait... this isn't a Metallica forum???

Well let's see. As first point of call, I would bring back immediately the boob thread. Reinstated permanently.

I would then have kittaan formally apologise ala Kevin Rudd style to Tyson for his heinous death threats made towards Tyson a few months back.

Mog would be made to have a sit down and clear the air with the Maynard but only after he had to read every single derogatory post he's ever made towards him.

No pants Tuesday's would become a thing. Basically everyone would need to not wear pants on Tuesdays.

I also feel this forum is lacking some really racist and sexist undertones. Basically I'd do all I could to ensure this was remedied urgently.

And Bobs friend Steve would be brought before us all to receive the justice he deserves for having brought our pal Bob down so many times over the years.

Also Uke and the pig will be brought back tobm the forum along with the cheese #whateverittakes

A wall will be built to keep the crazy redditors out also.

In summary. You're all a bunch of jerks. Vote Quimby
I was typing up something very similar to this when all of a sudden you posted it. Stop stealing my shit, Busty. I've been on to you for a while now.
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I like where ya heads at BaseJ, but under my racist , sexist undertone regime as promised, issues like that won't be a problem any more

And a vote for Busty is a vote for Boobs!
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Great slogan, but never trust a man with a mullet.
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Just got a PM from Steve with a compromising photo of one of our candidates.

Now I wanted to keep this campaign civil and above board.

In saying that, this photo supplied to me could or could it not be Busty?

I mean I'm not one to judge a mans taste., maybe he was just doing research for his 'boob's policy?

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Can you vote for someone that is literally leaning to the left and right? Terrible posture.
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@Basejumper - You are a wise and insightful man.

This thread is just another example of the patriarchy subjugating women and denying them a voice.
I mean I’d understand if this thread was started by a yankee. They voted for the Donald rather than a woman. But Tyson, as a left leaning Australian, should have been cognisant of the affirmative action protocols and included my name on that list. Bob and Steve are clearly just the fall guys for his misogyny.

At any rate I vote for Calfium. The moderating team disproportionately represents the bleeding hearts and Calfium is an obvious choice for a SE Asian posting.
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Liz, you can't be most intelligent and leader of the free world of fourtheye. Life just doesn't work that way. At least that's how the yankees get down.
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@Billy. Maybe you and I are the same person logging in as separate accounts! :o
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your names in yellow, Liz. dont you already have power ? you want more ? : o

i voted for MOG cause i couldnt see Bustys name. i didnt want to say that earlier cause i didnt want to make him feel 2nd rate but he doesnt care anyway so i might as well say it now! baha

nice one, Tyson! you remember the stache thing. Steve even told me i could grow a killer stache two christmas eves ago when i was over at his place. he knows whats up. he said it hovering over top of me on his couch. dudes annoying! why did he have to come so close ? i told him to sit at the other end of the couch! i know what i just did but its a funny story and it really did happen that way. haha

this whole thread feels like a giant troll. weird day!
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^ And that, my friends, is why I voted Bob.
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Bill Hilly wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:43 pm Liz, you can't be most intelligent and leader of the free world of fourtheye. Life just doesn't work that way. At least that's how the yankees get down.
Well when you put it that way. :D

And sorry Busty for not supporting your campaign. Its not that I don't think your initiatives extremely worth while, I just can't understand your accent sometimes and I feel that our international members might have difficulty too.
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bob wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:53 pm

nice one, Tyson! you remember the stache thing. Steve even told me i could grow a killer stache two christmas eves ago when i was over at his place. he knows whats up. he said it hovering over top of me on his couch. dudes annoying! why did he have to come so close ? i told him to sit at the other end of the couch! i know what i just did but its a funny story and it really did happen that way. haha

Classic Steve lol
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International members? We prefer exotic.
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That's ok Liz. To be honest I think Bob would make the fairest and most just leader for this place even if I do think he's an asshole for not voting for me.
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Ziggy, I’m still 100% behind you man, but I think you need to step up and show people where you stand on the issues.

I need some help battling the spambots. They are coming fast and furious lately (almost 10 today alone!). And you know how useless HB is unless there’s Grindcore involved.
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I’m not on the poll but yeah, I’d bring back the tit thread for subscribers (which will drive up donations), and other things I’ll keep to myself until I’m elected.
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Steve has informed me that due to unforeseen circumstances Boldizar has dropped out of running for candidacy, his replacement is snazzlefrass.
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Looks like Moderator and Assistant to the Moderator are Busty Children.
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Strange how children has so many votes without even a campaign speech by them.

Collusion from some foreign entity?

Could it be reddit?
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You left the redditors breadcrumbs to their demise. They voted Children after they saw Busty's plan.
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Well a vote for anyone else is a declaration that you don't like boobs. You don't want anyone to think your gay do you?

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LOL
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